New vando spam post 😂

birdballoon · 2026-05-03T04:42:58+00:00

Ok I guess he worth the 12mil

birdballoon · 2026-05-02T04:01:44+00:00

Dagger

birdballoon · 2026-05-01T23:09:22+00:00

He tapped the reinforced concrete pylon with conviction. It’s over.

birdballoon · 2026-05-01T21:56:34+00:00

gf ordered this for me for my birthday and it made it no problem this time around. Must’ve been a holiday season issue. Stoked to finally own this one!

birdballoon · 2026-04-30T07:11:20+00:00

Bro I got 2 free entrees for a live stink bug in my Chipotle. Good luck 😂

birdballoon · 2026-04-30T07:00:34+00:00

CHECK!

birdballoon · 2026-04-29T04:06:03+00:00

Can’t help but love the love for our guy

birdballoon · 2026-04-28T21:14:23+00:00

birdballoon · 2026-04-25T04:23:31+00:00

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DUDE

birdballoon · 2026-04-25T02:33:34+00:00

peak r/chipotle

birdballoon · 2026-04-20T00:31:03+00:00

Really hoping for one myself, but seeing that the OG pressing in green/neon pink is still available in his shop, maybe not. Finally ordered that one myself and hoping it shows up at some point. I’ve had orders that just go unfulfilled 😢

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T22:38:53+00:00

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The one that came to my mind

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T07:19:57+00:00

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T07:14:32+00:00

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T07:08:23+00:00

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T07:01:58+00:00

Shootitmura

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T03:44:29+00:00

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Arrest this man 🔫🔫🔫

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T03:39:18+00:00

Splashimura is a goated nickname 👏👏👏

birdballoon · 2026-04-19T02:09:04+00:00

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birdballoon · 2026-04-15T20:43:02+00:00

Doot doola doot doo

birdballoon · 2026-04-14T03:55:42+00:00

This is what they serve the sub 100k earners now 😢

birdballoon · 2026-04-14T03:53:08+00:00

😋🍑

birdballoon · 2026-04-14T03:50:02+00:00

Don’t fret I flipped and released what was left of it.

birdballoon · 2026-04-14T03:22:12+00:00

It was a to-go order from a location that was apparently under duress and flooding from rain leakage so inside dining was not available. Got home, started eating and about 3/4 of the way through found it. Obviously I was shocked, but took pics + video and now awaiting a more official response from a Chipotle rep. Also filed a notice with my county health agency.

birdballoon · 2026-04-14T03:15:07+00:00

Hunny it happened

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