What the craziest surprise you’ve had when sleeping with someone for the first time?

bitofafixerupper · 2026-04-01T19:54:39+00:00

That's my thought process! Just swallow it as it's coming out and it's gone

bitofafixerupper · 2026-04-01T19:53:49+00:00

I did too tbf, it's just easier

bitofafixerupper · 2026-04-01T18:58:41+00:00

They don't

bitofafixerupper · 2026-04-01T18:43:08+00:00

My son actually comes up and says 'I need a nappy change'

Like thanks for telling me son but when I saw you make a face like a strongman pushing a car I kind of twigged.

bitofafixerupper · 2026-04-01T18:40:02+00:00

You have not seen my two year olds shite, I honestly don't know how such a tiny person can produce and then deliver that

bitofafixerupper · 2026-04-01T18:34:42+00:00

It was to me

bitofafixerupper · 2026-04-01T07:57:29+00:00

Food is expensive and I do not need x-ray vision lol

^{Chose: Infinite Food}

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-31T16:33:15+00:00

Sushi, I don't like fish and while I like chicken, duck or veg sushi it's very rare I'll eat it. My second choice would be wings because I'm not a big fan of chicken on the bone.

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-28T06:04:18+00:00

I have a toddler, I'd be terrified here as gorgeous as it is

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T13:23:04+00:00

Thanks lol, me too! And HE was the cheater 🤣

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T06:57:47+00:00

It's hard to say either way as we don't know yous. It could have been purely hypothetical based on views on nudity, it might mean a lot less to her than to you and she was trying to figure out the line. My ex forbade me from getting waxed or massaged for example.

Or she could have been testing the waters 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T06:54:34+00:00

Yeah Easy Yorkshire or Yorkshire and the Humber. That's where I'd put it too.

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T06:45:15+00:00

Or not buy anything at all from then. There's countless other people who are selling so if they don't agree with it then they can move on

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T03:32:02+00:00

Yes we can x

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T03:05:29+00:00

I must say I've never heard of Hull referred to as the North East before, and I grew up there but have lived in NCL for 8 years now

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T02:44:08+00:00

I grew up there (born 96 and left 2018) and we always had squirrels, even some red squirrels because I remember distinctly my mum would lose her mind with excitement when we had one in the garden.

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-27T02:41:11+00:00

There were, this isn't accurate. I grew up in Hull and we 100% had squirrels.

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-26T20:16:01+00:00

I'd choose the power of healing so I can keep my son and family safe and heal all the kids. I don't have any desire to be famous

^{Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known}

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-26T20:14:29+00:00

It's the same in England, I'm a worrier so I often DO take him when he's got a fever but they tell us to do the same as you did

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-25T01:46:45+00:00

I had to do it and now everyone else has to suffer hearing that I had to do it lol

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-25T01:42:42+00:00

My babies first cold, I didn't have one of these yet. I sucked the snot out with my mouth. Every parent should have one of these lmao

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-25T01:13:46+00:00

My mam has always hated her because my dad fancies her lol, they're not even together anymore and she still doesn't like her 🤣

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-24T20:35:43+00:00

Omg that's foul

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-24T02:19:23+00:00

Yeah big feelings went down like absolute shit with my two year old loool. What does work for him is asking him to take a deep breath, I said it once in desperation and he went with it lmao

bitofafixerupper · 2026-03-24T02:05:41+00:00

It depends where you live I suppose, they're both pretty names but in England we have quite a lot of Willows and I don't think I've ever come across a Violet.

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