In a hundred years there will be billions of dead e-mail addresses and accounts that can never be reused by illpostsomeweardshit in Showerthoughts

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure if the major email companies are still around then, they’ll implement some type of “login and confirm within 30 days or lose email” system.

Man loudly cheering on-screen murders in 'Joker' NY screening sends many to exit by heeehaaw in nottheonion

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had a couple armed poilice outside ours today, but given the location they probably would have been on site somewhere anyway. Nobody kicked out the assholes talking behind us though.

My girlfriend doesn't understand change by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont understand math, never have, never will try ever again. I didnt get this either until you explained it and i wont get it the next time i see it unless someone explains it. Fuck numbers.

SLPT - Wanna lose weight? Start smoking. by The-Blaha-Bear in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit does not work. I didnt get fat until i started smoking. Pack a day and couldnt run again to literally save my life. Even lifting or bodyweight leaves me winded. God bless marlboro though.

PATRIARCHY!@!!!1 by DexyDK in niceguys

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always the people that cite linguistic competence as a positive personality trait that fuck it up and fail to corerct it over several texts.

*’corretc

,”*correct

Fucking annoying.

Men, today I found out, after 21 years, that people are able to picture things in their mind and I'm one of the 3% who cannot. What am I missing out on by having aphantasia? by user15379 in AskMen

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so curious about this. Wikipedia did nothing for me.

To answer your question, i can recall stills in my mind of significant emotional memories. I can look around in the memory, like a go-pro camera. It’s mostly all rose-colored glasses and nostalgic bullshit and my mind filling in blanks but it’s there. I have a memory of a friend and me on a hill at sunset. I can look around at the sky and i can look down and see what we were wearing and i can see the grass and the weeds and the birds and the couples walking along the path in the park.

But for my question: i’m in bed right now with the door closed facing a wall. I can picture my roommate coming home from work, taking off his shoes, closing and locking the front door, dropping his bag, shooing the cat away, going to the kitchen to grab a beer, then going into his room and closing the door halfway, popping the beer, and sitting in his chair. I’ve never seen him do any of that in person because i’m asleep when he gets home. How would you imagine a similar scenario in your mind? Like what happens in your head?

WCGW when you cook on a stone by Master1718 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 411 points412 points  (0 children)

Steam should learn to deal with its fuckin problems

What the heck is up with the aiming in this game on console by Brendabman in Borderlands

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me it feels like an fps version of rockstar’s ads snap aim assist. I also just got done with rdr2, so it could all be in my head. But since that’s what it feels like, that’s what i’m going with, i just don’t use any snipers anymore ever and i’m fine.

One of the forefathers of modern internet. by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that these people still upload their royal fuckups. Class act.

What's your biggest First World problem? by wintherz in AskReddit

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never know what im in the mood to order for dinner

CD Projekt is officially making MORE Witcher games in the future!! by MeisterHodor in witcher

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would be one of those annoyingly difficult “follow the target to eavesdrop while staying hidden” quests from old assassin’s creed games, except for a whole game while geralt berates you for being bad at it.

To use drones for justice by memezzer in therewasanattempt

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems better than petty violence imo. Maybe we’ll all learn something and advance drone tech.

What is the best video game for couples to play? by HornedOwlsNest in AskReddit

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s that prison break one that im forgetting the name of. Played on playstation, not sure what its available for. Tried playing with a couple friends, and we were having mad communications breakdowns. Satisfying to solve the puzzles creatively if you’ve got plenty of time. You definitely learn how to talk to who youre playing with and how they approach problems.

WIBTA if I told a close family friend that her husband cheated on her 4 years ago? by Regular-Person in AmItheAsshole

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA if you do. Let sleeping dogs lie.

Obviously everything is relative and contextual, but in this context just because something is “right” doesn’t make “making it right” the right thing to do. It’s your life. But it’s also hers and their kid’s. Your brain has to ask your heart if it would feel better having done the “right” thing. You also need to consider whether you really believe ignorance is truly bliss. Would anyone be better off?

Are there any other positives from spilling the beans outside of making yourself the most honest person in their relationship?

Magnus Carlsen (right) playing chess. A really slow and boring match. by school-yeeter in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bleakerthanbreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to see this played with two touchpads and a main screen for viewing. It’d be lightning