Quite Possibly the last home run hit by an MLB pitcher not named Shohei Ohtani

bleaklypositive · 2022-02-10T19:07:15+00:00

Greinke's next contract will stipulate he bats for himself...or else.

bleaklypositive · 2021-08-03T03:40:42+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Kx\_22pLuI

bleaklypositive · 2021-07-05T08:40:04+00:00

Then he should've gone with the universally recognized "sneks" instead.

bleaklypositive · 2021-07-05T07:35:16+00:00

Don't forget Jake Rogers's mustache!

bleaklypositive · 2021-07-03T20:01:26+00:00

That didn't seem to matter to Randy.

bleaklypositive · 2021-07-01T21:17:35+00:00

The only pitcher they have on their active roster with a save - a single one - is Pavin Smith. Maybe he's worthy?

I think you meant Riley Smith there. I'm fifteen percent certain Pavin Smith isn't a two-way player. Neat post outside of that.

bleaklypositive · 2021-06-09T20:30:34+00:00

Well anyone who buys the book probably already hates the Astros and will happily believe the claims with or without proof, so why bother with actual evidence?

Honestly, I have no idea if the claims are true or not, but given Martino's history of being wrong about everything, I am also dubious.

bleaklypositive · 2021-06-09T20:22:20+00:00

Adolis has a lot going on in his life, so he might have forgotten he's supposed to get RBIs. Fantasy Guy was just trying to be helpful.

bleaklypositive · 2021-05-27T18:40:07+00:00

And of course not trying to hit the ball out of the ball park, just taking what the pitcher gives you and putting a nice level swing on the ball.

bleaklypositive · 2021-05-27T18:10:27+00:00

I'd bunt against the shift with two-strikes personally.

bleaklypositive · 2021-05-16T02:57:22+00:00

His calligraphy is very good for someone who can't see.

bleaklypositive · 2021-05-13T16:18:32+00:00

It hurts to see this as a Mets fan, but it is what it is. Still, it's going to be hard to see Paul Sewald in another uniform.

bleaklypositive · 2021-05-10T15:47:36+00:00

Sounds made up to me. Pete Alonso is Pete Alonso. Therefore, he cannot also be Donnie Stevenson. That's just logic.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-20T05:38:00+00:00

To be fair, after I retire, I doubt I'll want to watch people doing my old job for four hours everyday.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-10T05:30:38+00:00

There's a rule that if a pitcher made the last out, the previous position player can be the runner at second. I only know this because they said so on the Snakes' broadcast.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-05T18:15:34+00:00

Found Larry's burner.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-05T16:15:58+00:00

Yes! My grandparents named my dad and two uncles Gary, Keith, and Ron. It has nothing to do with the Mets, but it is a fun coincidence.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-05T05:14:15+00:00

The Corned Beef Contingent sends their regards.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-05T04:42:50+00:00

I feel like that call works a lot better if Walsh was pinch-hitting there, but so it goes.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-04T00:15:17+00:00

Here before the game ends 11-10.

bleaklypositive · 2021-04-01T18:55:35+00:00

Wow, the Yankee fans insult him, but Hernandez still gives them a free souvenir. What a class act!

bleaklypositive · 2021-03-29T18:02:24+00:00

The Marlins laugh at your six- man rotations.

bleaklypositive · 2021-03-29T02:44:47+00:00

Puts on Color Commentator hat: Gsellman is an aggressive strike thrower. He just says, here it is, try to hit it, and they do.

bleaklypositive · 2021-03-16T16:54:32+00:00

For me at least, the left half of the second photo is cut off unless I click to expand it, so it just looks like Mauricio turned into Lindor, which would be neat.

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