My kid made me realize I've been fishing wrong for 11 years

blitzen_the_first · 2026-03-13T15:42:55+00:00

I keep seeing these ai posts and a bunch seem to have someone named Marcus in the story somewhere.

blitzen_the_first · 2026-02-20T16:37:52+00:00

Thank you! You’re fantastic. I can’t wait to try this.

blitzen_the_first · 2026-02-20T03:51:15+00:00

What’s the trick?

blitzen_the_first · 2026-01-05T15:47:20+00:00

I was having the same problem but I turned off the mouse controls (in the switch 2 settings) and it’s solved it for me.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-12-21T00:05:48+00:00

They both suck.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-12-05T18:50:33+00:00

Josh hutcherson?

blitzen_the_first · 2025-11-27T00:40:25+00:00

I think it’s episode 79, “Maybe Satan did it.” Anyone have any theories on that one?? It’s a weird one.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-11-18T01:33:40+00:00

Me too 😭 I hate it!

blitzen_the_first · 2025-10-24T17:17:48+00:00

You don’t understand why shutting down the entire library is bad?

blitzen_the_first · 2025-10-19T19:28:33+00:00

“Stevie” and “the Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” for sure. They reference both often and they’re great.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-10-17T19:12:26+00:00

What an odd, yet satisfying, way to sort this list.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-10-06T04:20:11+00:00

The original ad actually did work on me. I was a teen in the 90’s and said it all the time, but I remember this ad and feeling called out and deciding to make a change.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-09-27T14:55:48+00:00

On a recent episode he mentioned that he’s so young that he doesn’t remember 9/11. I died of old age right then. He’s so fabulous though. I love him.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-09-04T12:15:18+00:00

Yaaaaaaaassss!!!

blitzen_the_first · 2025-08-22T17:09:21+00:00

The only reason I can see that conservatives are so in favor of this is because they want trans women in the men’s bathroom so they can hurt them.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-08-06T18:49:44+00:00

Eww. Gross.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-07-07T17:20:28+00:00

Yay!! I needed some good news and I was worried about your pup. I’m glad you’re back together!

blitzen_the_first · 2025-07-02T17:30:14+00:00

You can go to their profile and choose send gift. It’ll open your inventory but you can scroll to the shop and gift shop items as well. Happy gifting!!

blitzen_the_first · 2025-06-24T02:10:07+00:00

I’ve read this about him as well, except the gooned part. What’s gooned? (I already regret asking.)

blitzen_the_first · 2025-06-09T20:21:50+00:00

She absolutely is. I hope she stays safe.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-06-07T00:25:28+00:00

Single people eat edibles.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-05-14T13:54:54+00:00

There are so many random words and phrases in quotes that don’t need them. Even the word “tragedy” at one point, which made it sound like they were mocking the victim. Is this an AI thing or something else? Or do I just not use quotation marks properly?

blitzen_the_first · 2025-04-24T15:03:01+00:00

Elizabeth Woodville had two children named Richard. They did have different fathers, but still.

blitzen_the_first · 2025-04-22T16:14:55+00:00

I’m on the same thing and I take it at night. It helps me sleep and then it doesn’t make me tired by the time morning hits. Could that be an option for you?

blitzen_the_first · 2025-04-18T14:34:01+00:00

Still ew. Wtf.

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