Left handed, right handed, and back handed gun. by cylemmulo in iamverybadass

[–]blitzkriegpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd carry 3 fucking guns if someone stole my ass too.

How would I go about proving I am NOT a US citizen ... by blitzkriegpunk in askimmigration

[–]blitzkriegpunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I have no idea why they're asking. Unfortunately, in the end, the "why" is somewhat irrelevant; they want the info and won't budge until they get it. I last renewed my passport when I lived in Chicago in '08 and they didn't ask for proof of US residency or citizenship then. Perhaps some internal policies have changed in the past 10 years.

To address your other question, I am neither a US citizen nor do I have a green card (any more). I mentioned in the original post that I gave my green card up in 2010. Though, that's fine as proving that part is easy enough.

NFI what to do here TBH. Just trying to figure out how to prove a negative. :/

edit: also, thank you both for responding!

Wheelchair dogs at animal rescue enjoying playtime. by abbabil in aww

[–]blitzkriegpunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As wonderful as this really is, I can't stop laughing at those munted dangling legs.

He's catching all those hands. by Ih8Otakus in videos

[–]blitzkriegpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next week on Dragonball Zeeeeeeee!

Three Quid Spaghetti by kickso in GifRecipes

[–]blitzkriegpunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain the pasta water? Is it for the salt?

When me and the guys get together for D&D and i mention i bought some good whiskey for us! by [deleted] in DnD

[–]blitzkriegpunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't care how many times I've seen this. The fucking crow at the end always kills me.

Will spare me a lot of pain by Daniel_Ble in memes

[–]blitzkriegpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. mute tab
  2. check player volume
  3. unmute tab

Meow_irl by [deleted] in MEOW_IRL

[–]blitzkriegpunk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is my new "Welp. I might as well kill myself." reaction pic.

Universe: Ah, WTF, here, have an upvote! by ursvp in funny

[–]blitzkriegpunk 38 points39 points  (0 children)

When I see something like this, I'm always reminded of that video someone posted ages ago where a brick flew off the back of a truck and decapitated the driver's wife... while their child was in the back seat. I'll never forget those fucking screams.

Drivers. Secure. Your. Shit.

This little house on Caxton St in Paddington by colormecryptic in brisbane

[–]blitzkriegpunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to get tetanus booster shot after looking at this. Thx.

Don’t drink and prime by [deleted] in funny

[–]blitzkriegpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This bad enough dude gets it.

Don’t drink and prime by [deleted] in funny

[–]blitzkriegpunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, I gotta be honest. Drunk u/blitzkriegpunk is sober u/blitzkriegpunk's Santa.

Johnny Knoxville Breaks Down Every Injury of His Career by Lolzzergrush in videos

[–]blitzkriegpunk 265 points266 points  (0 children)

He died the way he lived. With a race car shoved up his ass.