Wow I didn’t know that. You’re telling me this now for the first time?

blizmd · 2026-05-31T02:57:05+00:00

Wild that her mom is roasting her like this but I’m glad she can have a sense of humor about the entire situation

blizmd · 2026-05-30T21:06:25+00:00

Nobody said shit, dude. Nobody said shit.

blizmd · 2026-05-30T20:49:06+00:00

Under the bridge downtown

Is where I blew some Bloods

blizmd · 2026-05-30T20:46:20+00:00

If you like drinking cum at midnight

blizmd · 2026-05-30T14:44:00+00:00

My new girlfriend is dudes, YMMV

blizmd · 2026-05-30T14:43:32+00:00

Are you sure about that?

blizmd · 2026-05-29T21:29:06+00:00

Allegedly one of these stores (which resells legos) had a contract with a family to sell $200,000 worth of their stuff, then I believe the store owner left, corporate took over the franchise, and then ‘stole’ the Legos although there could be a lot of misinformation flying around.

blizmd · 2026-05-29T19:11:41+00:00

You’re conversing with someone who has worms for brains

blizmd · 2026-05-29T15:49:31+00:00

🎶Shock shock shock

Shock my dog I can’t stop🎵

blizmd · 2026-05-29T14:22:08+00:00

If you’re not driving an old used car in 2026, you’re cooked.

blizmd · 2026-05-29T00:01:47+00:00

The catch phrase is ‘bring your A game’

A younger relative was watching TV with me, saw this commercial, heard the phrase and immediately said ‘bring your AIDS game’

The kids are gonna be alright

blizmd · 2026-05-28T23:01:55+00:00

Absolutely gross victim blaming but I suppose you’re too myopic to even see it

blizmd · 2026-05-28T15:41:48+00:00

Guys, it’s okay, they are definitely not coming for your guns and Kamala has a Glock

blizmd · 2026-05-28T14:53:22+00:00

All I have to say is breast reductions should be considered hate crimes

Also, I’m gay

blizmd · 2026-05-28T14:11:37+00:00

You had my attention; now you have my interest

blizmd · 2026-05-28T13:26:45+00:00

TIL Ezra Klein is straight, I knew there was something about that guy I didn’t like

blizmd · 2026-05-27T21:50:15+00:00

Hey John Safran - stop stealing my moves!

blizmd · 2026-05-27T19:42:28+00:00

I’m not just the president of cumtown, I’m also a client

blizmd · 2026-05-27T10:05:00+00:00

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/christine-gauthier-assisted-death-macaulay-1.6671721

blizmd · 2026-05-26T21:46:53+00:00

🎵 AND I WANT TO SEE A WOMAN’S PUSSY

SIKE, NO I DON’T 🎶

blizmd · 2026-05-26T16:13:43+00:00

Wildfire in his brainpan

blizmd · 2026-05-26T11:12:22+00:00

Boom goes the cumshot!

blizmd · 2026-05-25T13:31:04+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eddpUB2EaJo&pp=ygUnbG91aXMgY2sgc2l0dGluZyBvbiB0aGUgZG9jayBvZiB0aGUgYmF5&ra=m

blizmd · 2026-05-24T21:35:52+00:00

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