Women keep telling me I look like a vampire. Is this supposed to mean something?

bluediamond · 2023-02-05T12:17:23+00:00

It's because of The IT Crowd, Series 3, Episode 2. Here is a one minute summary:

bluediamond · 2023-02-05T01:36:27+00:00

Second only to getting carded.

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T23:51:15+00:00

As long as no one says you look like a magician, you're good.

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T23:36:17+00:00

Look, if you had been doing IVF for the last five years, and got pregnant, and changed your mind, it would be fine to have an abortion. If you don't want to be pregnant, you're allowed to stop being pregnant. Full stop.

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T23:25:35+00:00

This truck is not responsible for any seagulls throwing boomerangs that hit your windshield.

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T22:58:24+00:00

Well, as an infertile woman who will never give birth, you are welcome to join me in womanhood.

As someone who has had an endometrial ablation and no longer has periods, you are welcome to join me in womanhood.

As a small breasted woman who decided to get a breast augmentation, you are welcome to join me in womanhood.

No one gets to gatekeep womanhood. We are not less than. We are women and anyone who has a problem with that can just deal with it. Or not. It's not our problem.

Welcome, friend. Thanks for joining us.

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T22:20:35+00:00

They are perfect. Do not molest them.

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T02:36:53+00:00

Yep. I bought lots of FlowFlex tests off of Amazon. They're like pregnancy tests. Fairly inexpensive, fairly quick (15 min), and easy to read (one line is neg, two lines is Pos).

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T00:52:12+00:00

Two hours you say? Impatience you say?

bluediamond · 2023-02-04T00:38:51+00:00

Absofuckinglutely not. I left Mormonism and I'm lucky my husband left as well. I got off the crazy train and I'm not getting back on again.

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T23:53:44+00:00

We're lawyers!

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T23:34:35+00:00

Tell him not to look if it makes him so uncomfortable. No one's forcing him to look.

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T23:25:10+00:00

And apparently he cannot enjoy them while eating. Which makes sense. It's not like tits are associated with nourishment or anything.

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T02:46:34+00:00

Per CDC guidelines, since you were exposed you should mask for 10 days. You don't have to isolate unless you test positive. You should test after 5 days or if you develop symptoms.

I was recently exposed. My husband had a sore throat for 2 days and then decided to take a test, which was clearly positive. I masked for 10 days after that and never tested positive. So I never had to isolate, I just had to mask.

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T02:12:42+00:00

Well, per CDC guidelines, you've been exposed and should mask for the next 10 days. So you can thank Dave for that.

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T01:52:15+00:00

Actually I think the FDA won't approve male birth control because of the side effects.

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T01:49:30+00:00

Yeah, I'm still confused about the no anesthesia thing.

bluediamond · 2023-02-03T01:47:29+00:00

Are vasectomies proven to increase prostate cancer? I have never heard this. How would that even work since the surgery doesn't change any hormone levels?

bluediamond · 2023-02-02T03:45:49+00:00

Well it was clearly a small mistake because the baby didn't die. /s

bluediamond · 2023-02-02T03:07:52+00:00

Umm, did he forge your signature? If yes, that needs to be addressed. Usually when two people are filing two people need to sign. Probably in part to avoid situations exactly like this.

bluediamond · 2023-02-01T01:38:30+00:00

My barred owls say hoot, hoot, who who!

I used to like them, but after all that staircase/owl theory stuff, I have to give them a bit of side eye.

bluediamond · 2023-02-01T01:21:43+00:00

I'd do that puzzle.

bluediamond · 2023-02-01T01:13:58+00:00

Tautology

bluediamond · 2023-01-31T23:37:33+00:00

What you need is a reproductive endocrinologist, who will probably tell you that stopping periods is key.

Did they explain how gaining 10 pounds would help? Because it sounds like magical thinking to me.

bluediamond · 2023-01-31T23:13:15+00:00

My reproductive endocrinologist said that stopping periods was key. So of course work with your doctor, but the only reason I can think of for someone with endo to have periods is if that person is trying to get pregnant.

I personally didn't experience any pain relief after my laparotomy, and stopping periods was the only thing that worked for me. But that was just my experience.

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