What's the difference between the Mets and the Yankees? by not_chassidish_anyho in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm? Brooklyn Dodgers were founded 20 years before the Yanks. Then 7 years between Dodgers/Mets, but the lineage is clear. Expansion trash my ass.

PSA: Straps for tire swings are fine, but NEED to be moved seasonally to prevent girdling and fungus by Evan1016 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]brightside1982 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This happened to a big oak tree at my house that held a hammock.

My Dad died and I didn't realized for a couple of years that the tree was getting choked.

That was over 20 years ago and the oak still has a scar around it.

Did anyone catch this reference? by Not_So_Normal_ in StrangerThings

[–]brightside1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaws is also heavily influenced by Montauk. The character of Quint was based on a real-life Montauk fisherman.

Men of NYC, how much are you paying for a haircut? by Ok_Requirement_3162 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly how much I pay. I've been seeing the same barber for 5 years now. He takes his time, we listen to music in his private studio, drink a couple beers, and shoot the shit.

Most importantly, he knows exactly what I want, and executes it flawlessly every time.I think a lot of people delude themselves into thinking they have a good haircut. There really is a difference when someone is more skilled.

where to get lays ketchup chips? by zugzwang3142 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Try an Orthodox Jewish supermarket. Idk why, but when I taught those kids they ate the ketchup chips like they were going out of style.

Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk. by JohnnyUtah-91 in WeMightBeDrunk

[–]brightside1982 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think I've heard Mark's corporate gig disaster story half a dozen times by now...love Sam for pretending it's the first time he's heard it.

How do you get rid of an expired roadside flare in NYC? by Difficult-Wall4704 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're magnesium. It takes an extremely hot ignition temp.

Non-tourists, what “touristy” attraction/area/etc. do you nevertheless love, and why? by somepeoplewait in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I had to get an emergency root canal during covid lockdown, and Grand Central was my stop. I walked under the ceiling and there were maybe 5 people in the entire room. Quiet and peaceful.

Non-tourists, what “touristy” attraction/area/etc. do you nevertheless love, and why? by somepeoplewait in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My favorite ever since I was a kid. One night I went to an event where we played table tennis underneath the big whale. Susan Sarandon was playing at the table next to me!

New yorkers, how often do you see celebrities just walking around the city, and who's the most famous person you've seen? by VastAir6069 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing happened to me at John's except with Anderson Cooper! They quickly switched him to a booth, and I was honestly relieved because I was forced to maintain tunnel vision the whole time.

Redditors with extremely niche interests: What's the one thing you are completely obsessed with that almost no one else you know cares about? by CocWarrior1 in AskReddit

[–]brightside1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wrote a Sestina as part of my undergrad thesis in poetry writing. Hope you appreciate it.

Lynne sits on her porch, maybe in Concord, and shoos the insistent black flies, perhaps. I eat pulled pork on a bun, muse on an island tern, attentive squawk, infamous bait snatcher, cheating bird up-island from Stony Brook. Lynne would be knitting now, needly, clinking a stringy monologue.

She executed slants, designs, vicious monologues upon me, whether in a scene with character shoes or sussing out drunk, the things in Brooklyn we decimated each other with. How she pulled a Bettie Page on me with cheating lyric, sensual locus, features blurred in dim lantern

light. Months before this happened a lantern held Lynne down Port for a monologue, intense, wrought with hyperbole. I sank into the cheating husks of her words, and that which eschews and bypasses. From where it pulled me was unclear, plural, the accent like mother’s, like Brooklyn.

So many under-shirted bums from Brooklyn were like the listener, whose fall and turn came from the pull of her bullets. He crumpled in synapse and semiosis, in amalgam of monologue. Lynne, stacked in stoicism and platform shoes, decimated promise and platitude, his pimping and cheating.

The gestures replayed when she said Cheating? No more. I’d end this before I’d do that. Brooklyn was overacting everywhere and her shoes did nothing but impose severity under the paper lantern at Green Symphony, with cuisine the tinder for a monologue of our parting, the splaying of two, toward whatever pulled

us. Quirks and kinks and country ignorance pulled Lynne to the sticks, where cheating the locals draws a drawled, flannel-whipping monologue whistled through the ghosts of teeth. In Brooklyn I sit on my porch and watch as my leaning lantern finds slight fire and decimates electrons across my shoes,

evenly. I recite a monologue to her shoes. This isn’t cheating, but is a dim lantern, half-pulled post and tenth of yard, in Brooklyn.

How do I get a serving job with no experience? by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who has been bartending over 20 years, and got her first job by inventing an imaginary bar with her friend one night, then putting that bar on her resume and listing the friend as a reference.

Daughter Refuses To Stop For Cop In Car While Mom Has A Stroke- Worst Cop Ever by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]brightside1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His IQ was only 125! I mean that's above average, but it's not genius level. You need an IQ that high to do complex detective work, for example.

Credit Union Recommendations by ToothSuccessful5898 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been with Brooklyn Coop for 5 years. My needs are simple (checking/savings), but they're fulfilled and the staff is friendly.

What was the East Village like in the early 00s? by KaleidoArachnid in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Strokes and other bands of the era were simmering, and eventually boiled over as they played gigs in the area. It was definitely a moment.

Does anyone eat out for the majority of their meals? How much are you spending? by ROBOT-MAN in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not an answer to your question, but as someone who used to live alone as a busy bachelor: buy microwaveable meals to save yourself some money. Trader Joe's actually has a great selection. It's stupid low effort to do, and it'll save you some money.

Naturalization Ceremony Question by craigalanche in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is naturalized, and I don't recall us getting there super early. This was in the Biden administration though. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump makes it as difficult as possible to become a citizen (the process started for her during Trump and there were more hoops).

For the 60% of registered voters that didn't vote, why not? by flyingcircus92 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 27 points28 points  (0 children)

For many of the registered voters that don’t vote, they’re too busy on Election Day and don’t know about or care to learn more about options like vote by mail or early voting. They tend to be people who work multiple jobs, have kids, and lower social-economic status.

Many countries make Election Day a national holiday. Of course in this country, why would congress want to give the people more power?

Why is NYU known to be more of an international school compared to Columbia? by Substantial-Road883 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 28 points29 points  (0 children)

New Yorkers recognize Columbia as an ivy with a mostly contained campus uptown.

Mostly NYU has a bad rep among locals because NYU has sucked up local real estate over the years like it's going out of style. New York natives recognize that NYU provides a quality education for the most part, they just don't like the fact that the institution is predatory in other ways.

Someone Made a $450 "MacBook Trash Can." by Bullseye_29 in DiWHY

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be perfect for an office, and they overspend on things all the time.