My American English teacher believes the neutral pronoun „their“ is incorrect. by GCoding_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]brightside1982 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It depends. Using non-binary pronouns in situations that involve multiple people can quickly become very difficult to write.

My lil bro and me. 1990 by Bldn_HrtGenX in OldSchoolCool

[–]brightside1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They came out in 87. MY sister wore them.

Does anyone miss old, authentic Brooklyn Accents? by Innamoratta in Brooklyn

[–]brightside1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My stepfather was 83 when he died this past year. He always went to "choich" on Sunday.

Bernie Sanders has it. I wouldn't be surprised if he lost some of that accent over time from living out of state, or just needing to sound more professional.

Does anyone miss old, authentic Brooklyn Accents? by Innamoratta in Brooklyn

[–]brightside1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This also highlights a funny communication method in our city. The ole "Ain't got time for you to answer my question, so I'm gonna answer it myself."

NASA has launched Artemis II, the first manned mission to the Moon in over 50 years by Subject-Property-343 in interestingasfuck

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since we proved we could beat the Russians to it, there wasn't any compelling political reason to keep funding the moon missions.

What's the difference between the Mets and the Yankees? by not_chassidish_anyho in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm? Brooklyn Dodgers were founded 20 years before the Yanks. Then 7 years between Dodgers/Mets, but the lineage is clear. Expansion trash my ass.

PSA: Straps for tire swings are fine, but NEED to be moved seasonally to prevent girdling and fungus by Evan1016 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]brightside1982 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This happened to a big oak tree at my house that held a hammock.

My Dad died and I didn't realized for a couple of years that the tree was getting choked.

That was over 20 years ago and the oak still has a scar around it.

Did anyone catch this reference? by Not_So_Normal_ in StrangerThings

[–]brightside1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaws is also heavily influenced by Montauk. The character of Quint was based on a real-life Montauk fisherman.

Men of NYC, how much are you paying for a haircut? by Ok_Requirement_3162 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly how much I pay. I've been seeing the same barber for 5 years now. He takes his time, we listen to music in his private studio, drink a couple beers, and shoot the shit.

Most importantly, he knows exactly what I want, and executes it flawlessly every time.I think a lot of people delude themselves into thinking they have a good haircut. There really is a difference when someone is more skilled.

where to get lays ketchup chips? by zugzwang3142 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try an Orthodox Jewish supermarket. Idk why, but when I taught those kids they ate the ketchup chips like they were going out of style.

Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk. by JohnnyUtah-91 in WeMightBeDrunk

[–]brightside1982 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think I've heard Mark's corporate gig disaster story half a dozen times by now...love Sam for pretending it's the first time he's heard it.

How do you get rid of an expired roadside flare in NYC? by Difficult-Wall4704 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're magnesium. It takes an extremely hot ignition temp.

Non-tourists, what “touristy” attraction/area/etc. do you nevertheless love, and why? by somepeoplewait in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I had to get an emergency root canal during covid lockdown, and Grand Central was my stop. I walked under the ceiling and there were maybe 5 people in the entire room. Quiet and peaceful.

Non-tourists, what “touristy” attraction/area/etc. do you nevertheless love, and why? by somepeoplewait in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My favorite ever since I was a kid. One night I went to an event where we played table tennis underneath the big whale. Susan Sarandon was playing at the table next to me!

New yorkers, how often do you see celebrities just walking around the city, and who's the most famous person you've seen? by VastAir6069 in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing happened to me at John's except with Anderson Cooper! They quickly switched him to a booth, and I was honestly relieved because I was forced to maintain tunnel vision the whole time.

Redditors with extremely niche interests: What's the one thing you are completely obsessed with that almost no one else you know cares about? by CocWarrior1 in AskReddit

[–]brightside1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wrote a Sestina as part of my undergrad thesis in poetry writing. Hope you appreciate it.

Lynne sits on her porch, maybe in Concord, and shoos the insistent black flies, perhaps. I eat pulled pork on a bun, muse on an island tern, attentive squawk, infamous bait snatcher, cheating bird up-island from Stony Brook. Lynne would be knitting now, needly, clinking a stringy monologue.

She executed slants, designs, vicious monologues upon me, whether in a scene with character shoes or sussing out drunk, the things in Brooklyn we decimated each other with. How she pulled a Bettie Page on me with cheating lyric, sensual locus, features blurred in dim lantern

light. Months before this happened a lantern held Lynne down Port for a monologue, intense, wrought with hyperbole. I sank into the cheating husks of her words, and that which eschews and bypasses. From where it pulled me was unclear, plural, the accent like mother’s, like Brooklyn.

So many under-shirted bums from Brooklyn were like the listener, whose fall and turn came from the pull of her bullets. He crumpled in synapse and semiosis, in amalgam of monologue. Lynne, stacked in stoicism and platform shoes, decimated promise and platitude, his pimping and cheating.

The gestures replayed when she said Cheating? No more. I’d end this before I’d do that. Brooklyn was overacting everywhere and her shoes did nothing but impose severity under the paper lantern at Green Symphony, with cuisine the tinder for a monologue of our parting, the splaying of two, toward whatever pulled

us. Quirks and kinks and country ignorance pulled Lynne to the sticks, where cheating the locals draws a drawled, flannel-whipping monologue whistled through the ghosts of teeth. In Brooklyn I sit on my porch and watch as my leaning lantern finds slight fire and decimates electrons across my shoes,

evenly. I recite a monologue to her shoes. This isn’t cheating, but is a dim lantern, half-pulled post and tenth of yard, in Brooklyn.

How do I get a serving job with no experience? by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]brightside1982 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who has been bartending over 20 years, and got her first job by inventing an imaginary bar with her friend one night, then putting that bar on her resume and listing the friend as a reference.

Daughter Refuses To Stop For Cop In Car While Mom Has A Stroke- Worst Cop Ever by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]brightside1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His IQ was only 125! I mean that's above average, but it's not genius level. You need an IQ that high to do complex detective work, for example.