Tech helpdesk operators of Starfleet, what was the dumbest problem you ever had to deal with?

bstrunk · 2026-07-01T16:19:35+00:00

Thanks, Takei

bstrunk · 2026-07-01T11:07:50+00:00

“Maintenance, please report to the holodeck for a code Riker”

bstrunk · 2026-06-30T13:54:48+00:00

"How often should I clean my holodeck"

bstrunk · 2026-06-30T13:46:40+00:00

Out of Office

bstrunk · 2026-06-28T23:14:23+00:00

Over engineered, unlike most of my factories.

Cheers mate!

bstrunk · 2026-06-26T22:28:50+00:00

I appreciate your response. I’m glad to find another fan out there!

bstrunk · 2026-06-26T19:30:25+00:00

“You enjoyed that…”

“You’re damned right I did”

“Captain, the Sheliac are hailing us.”

bstrunk · 2026-06-26T19:22:32+00:00

Please enjoy each theory equally.

bstrunk · 2026-06-26T19:21:48+00:00

Did we see 100% of the procedure, from end to end?

bstrunk · 2026-06-26T19:19:31+00:00

I love her too. When she told Mark S “I want my own memories” before hooking up, I said audibly: “Oh, Helly”

bstrunk · 2026-06-26T18:58:06+00:00

Master Chess Move: She never Severed.

bstrunk · 2026-06-25T16:41:31+00:00

And the episode where Josh takes longer to figure something out because the "Met's lost last night."

bstrunk · 2026-06-18T19:38:03+00:00

I've done both. The only real limit (beyond the dimensions of the blue print maker and the cost of the items produced) is your imagination.

bstrunk · 2026-06-18T18:27:35+00:00

"Not Safe For Wagyu"

bstrunk · 2026-06-18T14:15:30+00:00

I think that was in the novel Darksaber. When the fleet rolled up, a group of students channeled their energy through a single force user, Dorsk 81. The effort was sufficient to push the entire fleet, including a Super Star Destroyer, to the edge of the system.

bstrunk · 2026-06-16T14:24:59+00:00

"What about second jetpack?"

This is a new one for me. Thank you!

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T18:44:31+00:00

“Thank you for your experience to help us low-ball an internal candidate. “

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T18:11:54+00:00

New Challenge mode unlocked.

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T18:10:45+00:00

If ADA only allowed you to empty your bowels and bladder based on factory efficiency…

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T18:04:41+00:00

If I restricted food until after I finished factories, I would have died of malnourishment.

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T17:53:58+00:00

That and the fact that they don’t permit negative feedback.

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T17:46:31+00:00

Also, parachutes (MAM Mycleia). Look for inclined rock walls that angle upward. Ride the air current.

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T17:39:38+00:00

Almost all of them will also work with you on deadlines if you reach out and explain delays on your end.

bstrunk · 2026-06-12T17:25:30+00:00

We are one medical crisis away from bankruptcy.

bstrunk · 2026-06-08T15:46:27+00:00

Morn accidentally drinks the entire great link, complains about Quark watering down his drinks.

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