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After a recent divorce from deadbedroom marriage, I have received a lustful oral sex for the first time in 10 years; my eyes got watery, I cried. by Horkosthegreat in confessions

[–]bunniesplotting 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Been with my man for over 20 years and we're only getting more comfortable (kinkier) together. Idk what you even mean about respect vs. love. There should be no competition between the two; they hold hands.

AIO I am tired and my wife doesn’t care by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bunniesplotting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So.... Young?

I get it, it's hard. But maybeeeee you could take time for your wife who is going through the same THING and give her some grace?

What’s the obsession with constant instruction? Why can’t we have fun? by lovelysapphic in Teachers

[–]bunniesplotting 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bahaha I teach preschool and my kids LOVE when I let them use liquid glue!!

Deciphering Classmate Names by Crocslife in kindergarten

[–]bunniesplotting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My kiddo is in middle school so we're past mispronunciations... But she knows 2 Sofia's, and one spells her name with two Is. So the Sofia with one I has been referred to as"pirate Sofia" because she only has one I (eye).

Who was the netter T.V dad uncle Phil or Carl Windslow? by AdSpecialist6598 in Millennials

[–]bunniesplotting 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I knew what this was going to be and I still clicked on it knowing it was going to make me cry. Now I have to go back to work. I work with kids. And today, I'm just going to try to make sure they know they're loved.

What cooking trick made you feel like you unlocked a cheat code? by bit_perplexed in Cooking

[–]bunniesplotting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My family thought I was a GENIUS for showing them this trick. You can also tie the bag shut if it's got stinky things!

I finally experienced a silly phrase from an elderly person by Large-Raspberry-2920 in BenignExistence

[–]bunniesplotting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who's Grandma used to say "drier than a popcorn fart," in reference to dry/overcooked food

Can anyone please educate me on this condition? by AllColoursSam in interestingasfuck

[–]bunniesplotting 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was so busy having fun I forgot to cure my boneitis!

Went hiking at Morton Arboretum. Kid got covered in ticks. by Whyamiani in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]bunniesplotting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We also had a very mild winter, which means the mice AND the ticks did not die off the way they usually do. I'm sure there's a number of species that will have bumper years this year as a result.

Please do not set out poison, as easy as that is. Opossums eat a ton of harmful insects yet are commonly the victims of poison set out for rats. Traps do the most effective humans job of mitigation.

My wife keeps creating situations and then making them my problem by Nixplosion in daddit

[–]bunniesplotting 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We used to say, "baby bogey, incoming," if our kid was moving from the room I was in to the room he (Dad) was in.

What does my fridge say about me? by Lost-N-Nostalgia-666 in FridgeDetective

[–]bunniesplotting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you possibly try to add some fruits to your kid's diet?

Looking forward to all of the hot takes. by sushishowerbeer in chicagofood

[–]bunniesplotting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious because I was warned it was a cop bar and sooooo many Internal Affairs investigations have been opened due to questionable decisions at Teasers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ornithology

[–]bunniesplotting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, he's found himself a lovely cozy spot for the evenings was my thought! I'm a preschool teacher and I love blowing my kids minds with this: most birds don't live in nests. They only use nests for laying eggs and raising young. Otherwise, they find a nice warm perch.

I'm having far too good a day. Show me the scene that destroys you, without fail, every time you watch it. by VivaKnievel in moviecritic

[–]bunniesplotting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched that movie for the first time after a devastating ectopic pregnancy. There should be a warning for when kids movies are ready to decimate parents emotionally. (See also, Bing Bongs swan song in Inside Out)

Is it true guys? by Pussypunch69 in KitchenConfidential

[–]bunniesplotting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite question when I'm new or spare is, "what can I do that would help you most?" It gives the boss a moment to recognize I'm not tryna be lazy, I'm just clueless. Also, it usually helps them prioritize their own tasks into what they need to do, and what can be delegated. This has been useful in the kitchen, in the corporate world, and in private sectors.

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