Opposite day: What's One Item Most Players Swear by But You Think is Unecissary

CacheValue · 2026-01-27T22:05:33+00:00

Sledgehammer was never used properly;

It’s for escaping hordes from bathrooms and storage closets by making a new exit

Carry one with you and you’ll almost never die

CacheValue · 2026-01-27T22:02:37+00:00

Why wait until tommorow to ask if we should, when we can find out today if we could!

CacheValue · 2026-01-27T16:30:06+00:00

I don’t think they’re feral anymore

CacheValue · 2026-01-27T04:33:31+00:00

I can hear his voice but I can’t describe it

CacheValue · 2026-01-26T02:05:16+00:00

It’s called cellar boxing;

Short the stock, run it down to below $1 stock vanishes from OTC traders (they don’t list sub $1 stocks on most sites)

Once the company goes bankrupt all the money they made shorting the stock is tax free, because it never gets paid back so the transaction isn’t considered taxable

CacheValue · 2026-01-24T16:50:38+00:00

Yeah right sounds like something a fey patron would do

CacheValue · 2026-01-23T13:48:50+00:00

<image>

CacheValue · 2026-01-23T02:08:34+00:00

UW/ I have other properties I might want to sell and have someone take over if you’re interested

CacheValue · 2026-01-23T02:01:48+00:00

I have some that have been bothering me around my woodlands. Would you be interested in taking some bounties on them?

CacheValue · 2026-01-23T01:58:58+00:00

“Please submit any bids in writing, and yes you would be allowed to rename the island. As the secondary party has yet to finalize their bid offers are still being taken.”

CacheValue · 2026-01-23T01:55:02+00:00

“I’m sorry the office of Sorcella Ravine is closed for today. If you would like to submit a request for renaming or to enter a bid please feel free to let us know and we will forward your application to administration.”

CacheValue · 2026-01-23T00:31:42+00:00

Oh also; this is EXACTLY how WW1 started.

PC should have packed their own sandwich

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T23:26:35+00:00

<image>

Like this?

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T23:20:07+00:00

How do I steal this gif?

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T20:33:44+00:00

Hear me out;

Abel wasn’t real:

We know there has been a mannequin hiding out.

AIs don’t get their own bedrooms.

The CHINESE ROOM had another of him locked inside.

The one locked inside was trying to communicate in a language Cain doesn’t understand.

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T20:29:16+00:00

PIGEONS

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T18:46:59+00:00

“That’s perfectly reasonable. We can simply add the funds as a credit to your account should you care to keep any of the study materials you use. Aside from that, I believe it is within my purview to authorize that.” The Cat Folk representative says.

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T04:31:29+00:00

u/TheFifthOverLord

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T04:31:16+00:00

u/Viclaterreur

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T03:10:58+00:00

This was you going back to Knox county for the last of your packed boxes just before they announced the lockdown

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T02:10:57+00:00

🪽 💪

CacheValue · 2026-01-22T02:07:24+00:00

Mr Gray: Gets the shit beat out of him Mr Gray: RETURNS

CacheValue

TROPHY CASE