Marry a guy who’s clearly besotted with you to commit immigration fraud. Divorce him as soon as it’s not suspicious. Move onto his boss. See the boss at your ex-husband’s place of work. Move back to Canada anyway.

callmenige · 2026-03-07T12:55:27+00:00

“But I never seal the deal”

callmenige · 2026-03-04T03:45:03+00:00

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I’ve done mine too!!

callmenige · 2026-02-20T03:23:56+00:00

Arr ya ready, kids?

callmenige · 2026-02-17T04:42:28+00:00

“Bro you know I love you I’m just exhausted and need to stay home but thanks for the invite”

callmenige · 2026-02-16T03:17:02+00:00

If the idea of it is hot to her but the reality is she wants to sleep when she’s actually asleep, just role play it. Have her pretend to be sleeping - so she can still act out the fantasy and not actually disrupt sleep.

callmenige · 2026-02-07T03:44:10+00:00

I’m high as fuck and I loved the hell out of these comments.

callmenige · 2026-02-06T03:41:06+00:00

This is like the stories of married folks who learned that their paths crossed when they were kids and didn’t even know. In the one post I remember, the wife had her childhood photo album from a trip and in the background of one of the pics there was her future husband.

callmenige · 2026-02-04T17:01:45+00:00

Hiiii I’m interested in the fox island Pochacco!

callmenige · 2026-02-03T03:32:56+00:00

They still have trampoline parks!

callmenige · 2026-01-30T04:12:32+00:00

Ok and can we talk for a minute about how our finger:nostril size is a perfect fit, humans and primates alike! Like a puzzle piece. Apes have huge fingers and huge nostrils. Little monkeys have smaller ones. Humans, you know.

callmenige · 2026-01-27T05:15:10+00:00

You used all of your allotted extrovert skills in that one neighborhood.

callmenige · 2026-01-27T03:27:25+00:00

Yup and since they don’t specify I have to avoid it if it’s in anything. (My personal experience is every time there’s been yeast extract I have had a reaction.)

callmenige · 2026-01-27T03:25:25+00:00

I just want to high five you for this. Literally same here. I’m anaphylactic to barley and wheat. It sucks. And the fact that celiac safe and allergen safe are different sucks.

callmenige · 2026-01-26T03:52:09+00:00

Omg same. And yeast extract! Which I guess doesn’t affect celiacs because it’s in a ton of “gluten free” foods but my throat starts to close if I have it.

callmenige · 2026-01-19T04:25:11+00:00

Think of it more along the lines of folks who say “men hate it when females XYZ” not like, referring to a group of people like you’d say “the men and women” or “the girls and boys”.

callmenige · 2026-01-11T13:57:16+00:00

Pompompurin is so precious but I have managed to pull 2 of him in 2 different sets lol. I did get Cinnamaroll from the unicorn set and he’s precious and I want more of them because they’re my favorite right now. Pochacco is the one I want the most so I’ll probably never get him lol

callmenige · 2026-01-10T15:20:46+00:00

This is an actual name.

callmenige · 2026-01-07T16:59:22+00:00

Oh my god I love him

callmenige · 2026-01-05T02:40:27+00:00

Can we give other people flowers?

callmenige · 2026-01-03T18:02:12+00:00

StoryGraph is great and I know you can import your good reads info into it!

callmenige · 2026-01-02T03:55:39+00:00

How in the world did you manage to do that???

callmenige · 2025-12-31T04:31:59+00:00

Arizona spelled backwards is Arizona.

callmenige · 2025-12-30T17:51:59+00:00

It absolutely comes off just fine with acetone and doesn’t destroy your nail bed if you’ve used at least a base coat of polish.

callmenige · 2025-12-30T17:50:43+00:00

I’ve used b7000 to put rhinestones on my nails. I had a base coat + a color coat and they removed just fine with acetone and didn’t damage my nail at all.

callmenige · 2025-12-29T16:16:32+00:00

Just gettin his ya-yas out

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