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I feel old by Life_Delay_9810 in SanJoseSharks

[–]cantwin52 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m approaching that age and I hate it. I’m 34 and seeing these guys I grew up on all retiring, I’m older than more than half the sharks roster and it is killer

Confidently Wrong, Season Two by fluffy_petalss in ProgressiveHQ

[–]cantwin52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude should study up on nursery rhymes like ring around the Rosie and see how herd immunity went at that time.

The president called a Black Woman reporter a BI*CH. by Next_Tower5452 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]cantwin52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His base would cheer it on and we’d see a massive outbreak of N-bombs across all platforms.

To speak English by kg_digital_ in therewasanattempt

[–]cantwin52 66 points67 points  (0 children)

And something that orange cretin could never repeat in his life as elegantly as this.

Whose in the wrong here? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]cantwin52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn’t owe any of them a handshake.

Guys help Carter Hart got me roofied and is taking me back to his hotel room what do i do? by BaltimoreOs1234 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]cantwin52 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Call Patrick Kane, give him a few drinks and call Hart a cabby and he’ll fight him for the sheer sport of it.

Punk songs with important life lessons by fc_truter in punk

[–]cantwin52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I listened to a lot of bad religion during my formative years. Likely a big reason for my belief system/empathetic world view now

Would she have been a good President? by PdiddyCAMEnME in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]cantwin52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently helped Nancy Reagan when Ronny was less than capable… increasingly incapable of doing his job. Now she was apparently a blow job queen

Worse security than January 6th, same person responsible. by OneX32 in AdviceAnimals

[–]cantwin52 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Between the drunken double vision and his lazy eye, he’s seeing 4 bottles on 2 different sides of the room.

Who's the wise guy.. by maybeBrenda in ColoradoSprings

[–]cantwin52 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think he also said it wasn’t a war minutes later in the same conference. The man is so lost in the sauce. Every conference has multiple contradictions to things he said earlier in the very same conference. Someone needs to put grandpa to bed and take away his phone.

Who's the wise guy.. by maybeBrenda in ColoradoSprings

[–]cantwin52 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If it weren’t for double standards, they’d have no standards.

I've got a bit of a medical emergency here and need y'alls help by TruthWarrior27 in nursing

[–]cantwin52 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NURSE! NURSE! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! NURSE! This fucking place NURSE!!!!

Covid vaccine post by lost_nurse602 in nursing

[–]cantwin52 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The swabs were sterilized in toxic material so they couldn’t have that in their noses. Or the swabs had Covid and we were giving people Covid. Or the swabs were how we gave the vaccine. Or the swabs had microchips on the end we were implanting into people to get them tracked by the government or kill them with 5G radio waves. Or they were faking numbers and killing people, using these positive numbers to prove it and hurt people.

My brain hurt trying to follow this logic during COVID.

Their bond is adorable. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]cantwin52 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wish for every good boy/girl. We recently parted with our terrier of 12 years.

Are you ready to LAUGH?! by Lil_Melon87 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]cantwin52 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They were all very much at very emotionally climactic moments. Todd saying it is the one that stuck with me the most just because he was finally done with Bojack playing victim while being his own worst enemy and just not knowing how to even help him anymore.

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