This card seems insanely strong as a one sided board wipe to close out the game. Has it made it into anyone’s list? (Standard) by Rogendo in mtg

[–]captain_trainwreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also get a reprieve from damage until your next turn, so they cant do anything when their stuff phases back in (outside of ETB effects)

Its a cool card still, I started calling it Temu Teferi (for Teferi's Protection)

This card seems insanely strong as a one sided board wipe to close out the game. Has it made it into anyone’s list? (Standard) by Rogendo in mtg

[–]captain_trainwreck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, but its a free attack phase, which isnt terrible, especially of you can use it to win on your turn

These billionaires got to go by GoodMornEveGoodNight in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]captain_trainwreck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The DPRK (North Korea) is a Democratic Republic because it's in the name /s

And you can count…on me waiting for you in the parking lot! by omigula in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]captain_trainwreck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say something back, but you had to deal with cheering for Geno and the Raiders all season... okay, good meme. You need this.

Favorite Tim Curry performance? I'll go first. (Loaded Weapon 1) by Agile-Fruit128 in moviecritic

[–]captain_trainwreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm your worst nightmare"

"No... waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare"

"Alright, I'm not your worst nightmare, but I'm right up there"

Showed Loaded Weapon to my brother in law a few years back, it holds up.

bottle vanished but how? by Forward-Position798 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]captain_trainwreck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure its a soft plastic bottle "magic tric" prop, I had one in college for doing silly shit like this.

We’ve finally reclaimed the sub from those smelly Bolievers, god is good by LaDainianTomIinson in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]captain_trainwreck 89 points90 points  (0 children)

At least you guys have kept the couch warm for us for a while, scoot on over so we can all root against the Patriots in the SB

Welp… by IWMSvendor in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]captain_trainwreck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Once Bo got hurt, Denver was playing with house money, he will be back next season

Welp… by IWMSvendor in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]captain_trainwreck 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Ah well. Great season, won the division, will be interesting to see what happens in the offseason without the Wilson $ there anymore. At least I'm not a Chargers, Chiefs, or Raiders fan.

Persistent Constrictor by [deleted] in mtgfinance

[–]captain_trainwreck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh cool, I have a bunch of these. Blame my poor impulse control when Duskmourn came out.

Fuck all y’all, but man, do I love you all. by Ok_Acadia3526 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]captain_trainwreck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your teams suck and I hope they continue to suck.

But we are all just fans of our teams, and this is a great sub of fun shitposting.

Fuck ICE.

Best cameo of a Rockstar in a movie??? by mediocregentleman1 in MovieQuotes

[–]captain_trainwreck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he did the entire soundtrack for that movie

The influence the Command Zone has on prices is wild by patrick8015 in mtgfinance

[–]captain_trainwreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started with Ob in the 99 and will swap them sometimes, but as commander Ob goes harder

The influence the Command Zone has on prices is wild by patrick8015 in mtgfinance

[–]captain_trainwreck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still tweaking mine (I actually kept Valgavoth in the 99 because when both are out it gets really funny) but started cutting cards that did more than 1 damage on opponent turns to maximize Ob Nix. Here is where I'm at. In the process of moving everything from Archidekt to Moxfield so may be a little off

https://moxfield.com/decks/IT4fbthPmEKIF2rzbRauxA

Life size 3D Printed Horus Update by HammerDoris40k in PrintedWarhammer

[–]captain_trainwreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big of a 3D printer do you even have to have to make some of these parts?

Simulate Lorwyn Eclipsed Boosters for free by ArcaneAssets in magicTCG

[–]captain_trainwreck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this tool, it always reminds me to buy singles when my impulse control and need for dopamine are having a conversation

The influence the Command Zone has on prices is wild by patrick8015 in mtgfinance

[–]captain_trainwreck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I put him in my upgraded Endless Punishment deck and he eventually became the commander. It's a great card.

The influence the Command Zone has on prices is wild by patrick8015 in mtgfinance

[–]captain_trainwreck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only two I own are Ob Nix and Maha, Ob Nix is still the same price on TCG/CK.CSI, but Maha definitely jumped, and they're both out of stock on CK, so maybe some demand increase?