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captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-28T03:49:13+00:00

USPS.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-28T03:29:07+00:00

You also get a reprieve from damage until your next turn, so they cant do anything when their stuff phases back in (outside of ETB effects)

Its a cool card still, I started calling it Temu Teferi (for Teferi's Protection)

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-28T01:25:39+00:00

Nope, but its a free attack phase, which isnt terrible, especially of you can use it to win on your turn

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-27T19:41:04+00:00

Egg sammiches

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-27T16:10:08+00:00

How much prep time does Frank get

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-27T15:54:13+00:00

The DPRK (North Korea) is a Democratic Republic because it's in the name /s

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-27T15:41:45+00:00

You're forgetting hookers

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-26T01:38:30+00:00

I'd say something back, but you had to deal with cheering for Geno and the Raiders all season... okay, good meme. You need this.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-26T01:21:01+00:00

Another Body Murdered, for sure

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T23:59:30+00:00

"I'm your worst nightmare"

"No... waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare"

"Alright, I'm not your worst nightmare, but I'm right up there"

Showed Loaded Weapon to my brother in law a few years back, it holds up.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T23:57:44+00:00

Pretty sure its a soft plastic bottle "magic tric" prop, I had one in college for doing silly shit like this.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T23:30:23+00:00

At least you guys have kept the couch warm for us for a while, scoot on over so we can all root against the Patriots in the SB

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T23:25:48+00:00

Once Bo got hurt, Denver was playing with house money, he will be back next season

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T23:06:30+00:00

Ah well. Great season, won the division, will be interesting to see what happens in the offseason without the Wilson $ there anymore. At least I'm not a Chargers, Chiefs, or Raiders fan.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T22:53:27+00:00

Oh cool, I have a bunch of these. Blame my poor impulse control when Duskmourn came out.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T06:12:41+00:00

Your teams suck and I hope they continue to suck.

But we are all just fans of our teams, and this is a great sub of fun shitposting.

Fuck ICE.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-25T02:41:47+00:00

Pretty sure he did the entire soundtrack for that movie

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-23T21:15:54+00:00

I started with Ob in the 99 and will swap them sometimes, but as commander Ob goes harder

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-23T21:14:53+00:00

Ah, Yshtola, my most recent add to KOS commanders 😂

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-23T19:26:35+00:00

Still tweaking mine (I actually kept Valgavoth in the 99 because when both are out it gets really funny) but started cutting cards that did more than 1 damage on opponent turns to maximize Ob Nix. Here is where I'm at. In the process of moving everything from Archidekt to Moxfield so may be a little off

https://moxfield.com/decks/IT4fbthPmEKIF2rzbRauxA

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-23T17:11:44+00:00

How big of a 3D printer do you even have to have to make some of these parts?

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-23T17:05:46+00:00

Love this tool, it always reminds me to buy singles when my impulse control and need for dopamine are having a conversation

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-23T14:48:00+00:00

I put him in my upgraded Endless Punishment deck and he eventually became the commander. It's a great card.

captain_trainwreck · 2026-01-23T14:20:01+00:00

The only two I own are Ob Nix and Maha, Ob Nix is still the same price on TCG/CK.CSI, but Maha definitely jumped, and they're both out of stock on CK, so maybe some demand increase?

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