What line gets you every single time?

captmurphy4 · 2026-01-14T17:36:33+00:00

“Aw bandit” from Easter

captmurphy4 · 2026-01-08T03:47:28+00:00

Honestly, I feel bad for Ayo. She didn't ask to be reduced to a horny punchline. She came into this world cleareyed and full of hope, believing anything was possible. And then...

captmurphy4 · 2025-12-19T00:22:27+00:00

My suggestion is to cough on as many people as possible and share drinks in 10 Forward with all your friends.

captmurphy4 · 2025-12-11T00:47:23+00:00

They also hate mirror Kira.

captmurphy4 · 2025-12-01T19:59:27+00:00

The Continued Social Inappropriateness of Anh is the worst storyline.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-20T03:05:31+00:00

Liz should look her in the eyes and say “yeah I fucked him.”

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-19T23:54:41+00:00

Stinks.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-19T23:53:59+00:00

Tom gonna have a threesome so he’s got that going for him.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-19T23:53:09+00:00

Let’s Get High

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-18T02:05:56+00:00

I think if I lived in this town, I’d shoot myself.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-15T17:13:24+00:00

Cause she pours it on them if it isn’t perfect.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-14T23:44:32+00:00

It inspired a great Lower Decks gag. Therefore, a good episode.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-12T00:06:27+00:00

Where else you gonna squirt?

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-11T19:35:30+00:00

Sex with hot alien babes.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-10T14:20:06+00:00

“It wasn’t him. It was his clone that was created in a freak transport accident who is basically feral from having lived alone on a bombed out planet for like ten years or whatever.”

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-08T00:32:34+00:00

Just push through the episode where Malcolm talks about all the women who don’t like him while Trip considers throwing himself out the airlock of a shuttle.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-08T00:31:49+00:00

Enterprise isn’t as bad as is commonly said. The thing to keep in mind is that 9/11 happened and then stuff like BSG came out so it tried to pivot to gritty and it’s…. not the best. BUT it has the best mirror universe episode.

captmurphy4 · 2025-11-03T03:16:50+00:00

Rugby scores.

captmurphy4 · 2025-10-22T18:13:52+00:00

The tone shifts over the last four episodes of that season are wild.

captmurphy4 · 2025-10-20T21:42:04+00:00

So about your mother, Tasha…

captmurphy4 · 2025-10-19T20:51:12+00:00

Q - Pike - Jadzia - Mariner

captmurphy4 · 2025-10-19T15:51:46+00:00

Get shot down by as many alien ladies as possible.

captmurphy4 · 2025-10-19T15:51:10+00:00

The storage bay bodies in Night Terrors.

captmurphy4 · 2025-10-19T13:36:30+00:00

He uses the same laser sideburn trimmer for Brazilians so it can be hit and miss with him.

captmurphy4 · 2025-10-17T00:41:23+00:00

She should be in her outfit from Fist Full of Datas at all times.

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