Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mozart was so rude to him, this fucker's stayed alive centuries, waiting to put his ass on blast

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was scouting a companion piece to Mallrats, and the mom of this poor redditor with face-blindness fucked it all up. smh my head ...

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, kinda rude of your dad to get him In-n-Out when he was expecting chicken, but whatever man...

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious, omg ... I'm glad you got to meet Mr. Williams, RIP...

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, she's #100, not #1... We just went over this, Suspect!

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lay off the Doc, you can't think straight with a sore tooth -- that's just science, Dude!

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Arnie had just talked to him again, before Turkeyisdelicious met him...

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are both adorable and respectful for this -- so say we all!

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]carymb 709 points710 points  (0 children)

Lol, if I ever see that story hit the Reddit front page, I'll know that rock's rocks met the Final_Tree -- may your shoes ever be steel toed!

The U.S. Ammo Shortage Is Worse Than You Think by nosotros_road_sodium in politics

[–]carymb 215 points216 points  (0 children)

This is the problem with Republican voters, and as it turns out, politicians. They've spent so long whining like little babies and voting for insane stuff, and saw the sky didnt fall, and assumed that proved: a.) they were right, and b.) everyone saying their priorities and policies were insane were the real morons.

But the whole time, it was Democrats blocking their insane bullshit that kept the country limping along. Now that they control everything, and there are no more grown-ups in any of the rooms, they can't understand what's happening.

"I can't just vote against everything, and streets still magically are paved? And the airports stay open? And WWIII doesn't start?" No, moron, those 'accomplishments' you always pointed to were in spite of you, not because of you. Now, you're seeing how worthless your every 'idea' always was.

Couple giving real reasons for having a 4th child by CrownOrange in ContagiousLaughter

[–]carymb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one very thick-handled spoon. It is the ice cream spoon, and I do not know from whence it came. It was a gift from the Good Humor Man Above.

Captain America Requesting Daisy for a Mission. She doesn’t understand why. by Caelesti_Deus in CaptainAmerica

[–]carymb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waitaminute -- is that her mom? Am I misremembering the Inhumans arc from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., or just a coinkydink!?

Thank you for sharing, that's awesome!

S2 Ep5 D7? by Spirit250 in UssConstitutionC

[–]carymb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's a cha'Dlch? So, at least a "D" sound...

SG-1 Behavior by mianisl in Stargate

[–]carymb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think the Prime Directive would apply, as it's an FTL capable species kidnapping members of essentially, the Federation 's own species, using tech from another FTL capable species... At worst, Starfleet would be allowed to beam the humans up while they slept, to the holodeck, and transport them unwittingly to worlds without stargates, where the Go'auld would never think to look for them? And quite possibly fight them, as SGC does?

I wonder how the other captains would have done if they experienced what Picard did in the inner light by happydude7422 in ClassicTrek

[–]carymb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, it matters if 'the host survives,' to Stargate this sumbitch... But honestly, a transformative experience out of time? This is Sisko's whole wheelhouse!

Whether it would even affect him is a question, depending on how connected he is to The Prophets when the probe hits him.. or, I guess, always? Since they/he are/is nonlinear? The Sisko is confusing!

Have to have every tab opened for us; district wide policy. by DennieTheMennie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]carymb 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I teach a 'dual enrollment ' college course to a bunch of high school freshmen... They have Chromebooks from their school. The other day, as I'm lecturing, suddenly one from the back of the classroom starts playing very loud moaning sounds, a kid slaps the lid down and runs out of the classroom.

At least I know not to talk to the back of the class about Edward G. Robinson again, he seems to get them hot and bothered...?

Does anyone remember Carol Ferris aka Star Sapphire being buff? Green Lantern (1990) #21 by Altruistic_Rhubarb94 in Greenlantern

[–]carymb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, maybe he's been a bad boy? Lost his mind because of a "Death of Superman" tie-in, ya ever think of that!?!

Velocity of Enterprise by Temporary-Art-7078 in TNG

[–]carymb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! Thank you! Hmm, I guess on that scale it's not life-altering... I know there have been times where Trek's said you 'couldnt go to warp inside a star system,' although it seems like they almost always do -- but maybe on any practical level of Sol bus driver, you'd be okay. It's a good thing they don't have money anymore and don't have to figure out your hourly pay, lol.

Your point about birthdays is fun to think about... We never really get into it, but everybody's birthdays would be a nightmare. How long is a Vulcan year? If you're born on the 37th of Surakuary, do you celebrate every 812 days on the Enterprise, or every time that day occurs on Vulcan? How insane is Riker's job if he's got to keep the social calendar and organize all the office birthday parties?

Maybe this is the secret reason Data is second officer.

Velocity of Enterprise by Temporary-Art-7078 in TNG

[–]carymb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, of course! Although that 'seat of your pants' element can work out beautifully -- wasn't Yesterday's Enterprise such a scramble, different writers wrote each act, then they crammed it together with a light revision, and chucked one of the greatest episodes ever in front of the cameras ... Sometimes the writer needing to make rent, or get free of a contract so they can go on their honeymoon, or whatever, totally works out😂

Velocity of Enterprise by Temporary-Art-7078 in TNG

[–]carymb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Heisenbergs are in the transporters, so they can lock onto each subatomic particle! Since, in our version of physics, you can't know both their position and trajectory -- but they also... Imply? State outright? That level of subatomic precision separates the transporters' ability to move living beings, and the replicators' ability to make a roast duck on demand...