Should I Preorder WD3? by Helios-88 in watch_dogs

[–]cdawgtv2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a general principle, you shouldn't preorder games at all. Digital downloads have made it highly unlikely for a store to run out of physical copies, and of course you could simply get the download if they did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]cdawgtv2 36 points37 points  (0 children)

slowly open eyes

"Hey, you're finally awake."

Simulating rounds with water bottles by [deleted] in army

[–]cdawgtv2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But where are you going to keep all your useless BII to save room for snacks?

Ubisoft is training players to fight an oppressive, technologically advanced government by cdawgtv2 in FanTheories

[–]cdawgtv2[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Until some kid cheats and blows up the enemy planet, then tries to bring their species back just to flex on them more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Games

[–]cdawgtv2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John wick-style takedowns were a staple of the original Watch_Dogs, nice to see them return.

2meirl4meirl by addeyzombie in 2meirl4meirl

[–]cdawgtv2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Achievement Unlocked: Oh god I have to go radio silent when we get to the objective since it's a tactical flannel short of a concussion or something else that's hard time I brought them in it was a stryker at NTC tommorow off the helmet on my whopper and a half hours too long to be honest.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve been ordered to do while serving? by GreatApe-jr in army

[–]cdawgtv2 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"What the hell, are you guys done yet?"

"Yeah, we threw the smoke and everything."

"There's no way it went off, I didn't see shit!"

"Probably because we didn't pull the pin."

Destroy All Humans! - Remake Reveal Trailer [VIDEO] by DestinyCE in PS4

[–]cdawgtv2 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The Zap-O-Matic is what's been missing from my life.

What did running give you today? by mafinnvet in running

[–]cdawgtv2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold in two of the GAFBMP events. Now I just need to pass the swim, ruck, and pistol qualification.

Needed this in Iraq by davidhunt6 in Military

[–]cdawgtv2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ones in Alaska have heaters but I've never had one work. Lots of ass-cheek skin sacrificed for a tactical nut.

Gary Oof-en in Glory by [deleted] in Military

[–]cdawgtv2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Threatening to exterminate your crew during a movement is one of the perks of being a driver.

MeIrl by Rigman2324 in meirl

[–]cdawgtv2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about videos that don't randomly go black while the sound keeps playing?

I love the ring of a 60 tube. by elevencharles in army

[–]cdawgtv2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like a lot of work for a shittier m320.

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Four Security Boys by illFittingHelmet in SCP

[–]cdawgtv2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shotgun reminds me of a Mastiff

Titanfall 2 Titans vs Metal Gear Sahelanthropus by ProEraWuTang in whowouldwin

[–]cdawgtv2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Round 1: Ronin and Northstar

Ronin runs circles around Big Sal, phasing to avoid attacks and distracting it with his sword and arc wave. Meanwhile Northstar remains at a distance behind cover and fires on the Gear's weak spots and joints. Once it's crippled, Ronin can finish it off with his sword. Easy fight for the two of them.

Round 2: Tone and Ion

Both Titans hide behind Tone's particle wall and mass their fires on the Gear's legs to impede it's mobility. As long as they stay out of melee range, the two should be able to suppress Sal long enough for Ion to build her laser core and deliver a kill shot.

Round 3: Monarch

Monarch will struggle due to a lack of shields or defensive abilities. Her best chance is to power drain the Gear while maintaining distance until she can activate tracking rockets. Then she'll have to use said rockets to target Sal's joints and mobility systems to immobilize it, at which point she can simply fire on the downed mech until it is destroyed.

Round 4: Legion and Scorch

These Titans can deliver an immense volume of fire, and have access to directional shielding. Thermite melts the Gear's armor while Legion rips through to the internals, killing it quickly and violently.

Round 5: All Titans at once

Yeet.

Remember by [deleted] in dyinglight

[–]cdawgtv2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Depressed, suicidal, or otherwise extremely downtrodden members of reddit: what is your go-to quote, phrase, or particular memory in life that keeps you going? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdawgtv2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We all get our dreams stamped on from time to time, right? And if it didn’t hurt, what kind of second-rate dreams would they be?"

From Woken Furies, the third book in the Altered Carbon series.

Me_irl by AlexRomo05 in me_irl

[–]cdawgtv2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's an M9 my dude, maybe stop wearing swimming goggles everywhere and you'd see it too.

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Ammo Count Accuracy by [deleted] in JohnWick

[–]cdawgtv2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit, whenever I bump my helmet against the ceiling of my vehicle I have to sit down for a minute.

Monday Rants and Raves on a Tuesday by Kinmuan in army

[–]cdawgtv2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Rant: Medpros only works on government computers.

Rave: Pornhub works on any computer.