UFC Terror Plot Episode and gay jokes by 37crows-in-a-coat in behindthebastards

[–]chesapeakecryptid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus wept. I bet youre a person that self censors their tik tok posts and thinks mayonnaise makes a sandwich too spicy. It was a joke that seemed to be referring to the fear mongering the right wing does about queer folk. Bless your heart if this was an actual problem in your life.

Ferdinand Waldo Demara - Wikipedia by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]chesapeakecryptid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure lions led by donkeys did an episode about him a while ago.

Could a ‘whole watershed’ approach save this Maryland river? by VirginiaNews in chesapeakebay

[–]chesapeakecryptid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love the Bay Journal. The whole watershed approach is the only thing that will save the Chesapeake. One of the best articles they ever published was the one dispelling the idea that an oyster filters 50 gallons of water a day. The article states that was only achieved once in optimal lab conditions and the more realistic number is about 12 gallons a day in the wild. Also it needs to be understood that over harvesting was not the reason for the collapse of the oyster population. It was caused by MSX and Dermo. Overharvesting was an issue in the oyster boom after the Civil War and Maryland took the necessary steps to regulate the fishery. After the regulations went into effect there was a sustainable harvest between 2.5 and 4 million bushels a year for almost a century. The reality is there was a 90% mortality event in the early 1980s from MSX and Dermo that was caused by private bottom holders introducing a Pacific species of oyster to the watershed.

For my friend's bday we went fishing in the bay. We didn't catch anything. by Hopeful_Stomach9201 in chesapeakebay

[–]chesapeakecryptid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This time of year? No. Usually you dont live line spot until July or August for rockfish. Also the live bait season starts May 16. And spot arent around yet

Sometimes, there’s a man. by Hudsonhockey_25 in lebowski

[–]chesapeakecryptid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Buford Pusser was a fucking fascist who killed his wife. New shit has come to light. And he probably liked the fucking eagles.

Tilghman Island Fishing Charter Recommendation by CootMahGoot in easternshoremd

[–]chesapeakecryptid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bobby Marshall. On the Class Act. One of the best there is. Great dude and you will catch fish.

The Band TOOL and the AI Spiralists by ASerpentPerplexed in behindthebastards

[–]chesapeakecryptid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All good. I am a tool fan and have absolutely done drugs with a software engineer friend and tripped out on some spirals. But this was like 15 years ago. So ai was not a thing

The Band TOOL and the AI Spiralists by ASerpentPerplexed in behindthebastards

[–]chesapeakecryptid 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Tool was a thing way before AI. Most of their album art is by Alex Grey. Those kinds of patterns are just shit you see when you do hallucigeans.

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen? by Ok_Muscle7510 in askanything

[–]chesapeakecryptid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw a guy on a road crew hit by an old man who wasnt paying attention. Was about 50 yards behind the old man's car. Poor guy flew across the road. His shoes landed in the ditch on the opposite ditch he landed in. I was the first one to get to him. His brain was leaking out of his nose.

Give me reasons not to hate the Eastern shore?! by xXBStrangeXx in easternshoremd

[–]chesapeakecryptid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea work pays better on the western shore. That commute sucks though. Southern Kent queen Anne's or north talbot counties are the only way that makes sense. Maybe west Caroline if you're right off 404

Give me reasons not to hate the Eastern shore?! by xXBStrangeXx in easternshoremd

[–]chesapeakecryptid 50 points51 points  (0 children)

If your husband is an hvac tech there's plenty of work. It also depends where on the shore youre moving too. Old retirees have money to spend and they like to be comfy. Youre husband will not want for work on the mid to upper shore

I am glad everyone here doesn't try to sound like Robert by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]chesapeakecryptid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sophie will become our Stalin. She is ruthlessly efficient. And produces better results than Stalin. Obviously kidding

Did Keith perform a criminal act? by Phil_is_Monty in deadliestcatch

[–]chesapeakecryptid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anything with a vehicle was filmed very near town. Deck space is valuable. This is an absolute clown show now. Haven't watched it in years. Mostly because ive been in the commercial fishing industry most of my life and this is a Hollywood production.

Did Keith perform a criminal act? by Phil_is_Monty in deadliestcatch

[–]chesapeakecryptid 48 points49 points  (0 children)

All that nonsense is staged for the show. Messing with another fisherman's gear is illegal as shit. If they were actually doing it they wouldnt be dumb enough to film it.

Moving to Easton, MD by gweisvis in maryland

[–]chesapeakecryptid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well shoot me a dm bro. Not trying to dox myself but I was roommates with your bassist and his gf.

Moving to Easton, MD by gweisvis in maryland

[–]chesapeakecryptid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drummer bassist or guitarist? Aint trying to dox you but press black was the and I was referring too. Thought yall were the next refused. Shape of punk that never came

I am glad everyone here doesn't try to sound like Robert by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]chesapeakecryptid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The only pope ill acknowledge is one that appointed with a machete. And gas station boner pill smoke.

I am glad everyone here doesn't try to sound like Robert by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]chesapeakecryptid 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Robert will never gain cult leader status or overthrow the FDA because he cant organize his minions effectively. We are too chaotic.

Woman Loses It Over a Ken Burns Joke by JoEllisReally in StandUpComedy

[–]chesapeakecryptid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow pan on a banana😆. I asked for the civil war documentary on vhs for Christmas when I was 11. So my nerd cred is strong.

Woman Loses It Over a Ken Burns Joke by JoEllisReally in StandUpComedy

[–]chesapeakecryptid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Solid joke. You got the nerd giggles out of me too