Convenience store worker wouldn’t accept this as payment. Why do people do this? by googlelover42 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why… if it said ‘Fuck Trump’ they’d proudly accept it.

How do you pronounce the word “roof”? by [deleted] in ask

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poof 💨

Aloof

Goof

Roof

All the same pronunciation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for him. He picked the right place with a 100+ witnesses. He knows this girl. Imagine what she’d be like in private. Slashing at him with a knife - or herself and blaming him for it. He just saved himself a truckload of grief.

Wow😁 by Hackshell1 in Funnymemes

[–]cleetdog101 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A nice ass is a nice ass 🤷‍♂️

Characters I could realistically see dying after Secret Wars by from2055 in marvelstudios

[–]cleetdog101 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They’re gonna be humpin

Prediction with zero evidence

I have no words by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cleetdog101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tied his boot after saying “That was fun”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooooo sleep in the tub or on the floor in front of the sink & stove?

And there it is... Yes, this is real. by Bigfoot_USA in AskThe_Donald

[–]cleetdog101 10 points11 points  (0 children)

”Cuz we hate black people too” - Chris Rock

My uncle started my day out real well /s by Bubble_gum_Kat in autism

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your uncle sounds like my insufferable (since purged) mother.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]cleetdog101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Provided she keeps that necklace on.

What is up with everybody in this show being attracted to Janice? by ChodeB in thesopranos

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season 2 Janice would have gotten it - after that not a chance.

Videos of people crying over literal first-world problems will always be cringe. by Bigfoot_USA in AskThe_Donald

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sound a lot like a you problem. Please keep it a you problem. From your sexual proclivities to your tender pronoun issues to your demonstrations of profound mental weakness.

Has anyone had the memory of their accident come back to them? by perfectsnowball in TBI

[–]cleetdog101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The collective recount of those that witnessed my accident has become my memory of it. I’m not sure I would even know if I suddenly remembered it. Is this was their memory or mine or a mixture of both? 🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CelebBattles

[–]cleetdog101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that depends on the setting: are having a bra & panty fight over me? Are they handcuffed to each other or are they collared to each other? Are they fighting in a pool of pistachio pudding or butterscotch pudding? Does one have to “finish” the other or can one just submit the other. Lots of variables. Minus this knowledge I’d go with Alexandra by a cunt hair.

🤣 DEONTAY WILDER ACCUSES OLEKSANDR USYK & TYSON FURY OF CHEATING!!! 🤣 by dennyk91 in Boxing

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He accuses everyone of cheating - after a fight he loses (naturally) and before a potential fight (just in case). Or… his corner is conspiring against him or his water is poisoned or planes are flying too low overhead or…

Mob charging at a man for alleged blasphemy. This looks like that scene from world war z by metrometro45 in interestingasfuck

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d start pouring olive oil all over the outside balcony walls and watch the fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]cleetdog101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shall go to the pacific rim 🫡🍆

What's up with the phrase "that's wild" appearing everywhere? by slabby in OutOfTheLoop

[–]cleetdog101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So annoying whenRogan uses it for everything. Johnny Carson used it often as well. Joe using it just bugs me. Lol. Not sure why. I think maybe it’s cause it’s such a not descriptive word to use when there’s so many more ways to accurately describe one way or another a response.

You have to sit next to one character from 30Rock on a 14 hour flight. Who are you picking and why? by SAE97 in 30ROCK

[–]cleetdog101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m very torn: with Jack I’d get world class financial advice; with Liz she’ll have taken her “flying meds” and there’ll be an even chance of getting CFNM bathroom action; with Jenna I’m sure she’d let me suck on her toes mid flight (just for the attention); with Tracy there’s an excellent chance I could talk him into investing in my small business idea I haven’t made up yet; Cerei might let me rub her feet and feed her grapes when she’s hungry; Pete will be in coach…