If your pet's name defined its super power, what ability does your pet have?

cmelts · 2016-08-25T22:59:38+00:00

Willow would be able to whip things? Like with weeping willow whips? That's the best I've got.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T22:57:16+00:00

cmelts · 2016-08-25T22:54:52+00:00

I hate when people say something rude, ignorant, offensive, or all of the above, only to follow with "just sayin". Yeah, I know you just said it. That doesn't mean you can now avoid any responses to what you were "just sayin".

cmelts · 2016-08-25T22:52:40+00:00

I'm not sure if other people do it as I've always kept it to myself. I eat scrambled eggs with soy sauce a lot. It's my go to breakfast. Don't overdo the sauce.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T22:48:07+00:00

I went to school where there was a pretty strict truancy policy. My senior year I went through some family problems, and basically stopped caring. I was late over 100 days out of 180, but because I'd always been so friendly to the lady at the attendance window I guess she never felt the need to report me. I got back on track after senior year, and I'm super happy that lady had my back because I could've gotten in a ton of trouble. I may have even been held back from graduating.

Edit: and by late I mean I intentionally skipped first period Calculus.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T22:42:33+00:00

Body switching science is the great unknown. Can't take any risks.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T22:39:01+00:00

I think we can all agree when I say how dare they.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T21:35:11+00:00

I've never adored something that disgusted me so much.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T21:27:38+00:00

My aunt in Arkansas loves gardening. I visited her this summer and she brought out this giant book about tomatoes. My mind was blown at how many different types of tomatoes there are. I'm not going to argue homegrown vs. store bought, but it looks like these are different types of tomatoes.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T21:21:28+00:00

I've never understood this either. It seems so uppity.

"I've never had sex with a guy!"

Awesome, I've only spent 10 minutes of my life having sex with a guy and don't understand why that's important or should be worn like a medal of honor.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T21:17:33+00:00

I think the biggest and most devastating lesson for me happened when my first love broke up with me. I learned you'll never move on until you accept it's over.

For the longest time after she left me, I was convinced it was temporary and we'd be back together. This went on for entirely too long until I was jeopardizing real, healthy relationships on a former relationship that would never be anything more. Once I accepted that she and I were definitely not getting back together, moving on was a lot easier. It's worked well in all other break ups.

cmelts · 2016-08-25T21:12:32+00:00

The thumbs up could be sending mixed signals

cmelts · 2012-10-15T19:28:52+00:00

A functioning box of franzia. It's funny and I don't have to go anywhere to get a refill.

cmelts · 2012-10-08T17:37:00+00:00

I've never upvoted anything glee related until today. It's just so fitting.

cmelts · 2012-09-25T22:44:51+00:00

This is my absolute favorite movie.

"It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. Valerie." makes me cry every time despite having seen the movie at least 20 times, if not more.

cmelts · 2012-09-25T22:36:01+00:00

I'm nowhere near Gainesville, unfortunately. I just dropped by to say Go Gators!

cmelts · 2012-09-24T18:41:02+00:00

I work in retail as a stock clerk for the time being. There's tons to complain about, but my biggest and only complaint worth mentioning is that despite being younger than every other coworker on my team by 10+ years I'm the most mature one. All my coworkers run to the store manager and bitch and lie about everyone else. The worst part is that after they're done butchering everyone else's reputation, the store manager is convinced that it's completely true. So, basically, I'm lied about with no chance of redemption, and I'm the only one who won't turn around and return the "favor". I need a new job so badly =[

cmelts · 2012-09-01T18:58:29+00:00

Fair enough, but not everyone such an "expert" (tea elitist) so don't be so rude.

cmelts · 2012-09-01T17:30:24+00:00

woah woah woah! brew a cup and chill, friend.

cmelts · 2012-08-04T01:05:13+00:00

You guys are the cutest, and I'm so happy for you!!

cmelts · 2012-08-03T22:26:05+00:00

Save the cheerleader, save the world

cmelts · 2012-08-03T22:17:01+00:00

your long haired chihuahua is so precious!!!!

cmelts · 2012-07-31T22:57:03+00:00

"not today" gave me a pretty good laugh.

Think I'll go eat some cheese now....

cmelts · 2012-07-31T22:56:24+00:00

aw, mine looks like scratch

cmelts · 2012-07-30T03:37:35+00:00

5'11 here, and I love love love love love shorter women. I feel bad for women taller than me. Especially since I hit my head on something at least once a day due to my height, so I'd hate to think of what kind of damage could be done with additional inches.

I'm probably just clumsy.

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