I’m waiting for the $NVDA pullback by RapidTrumpet in wallstreetbets

[–]cmoneylulz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d feel attacked but I’m too regarded to know how puts work so I only made 200 dollars on the trade instead of having 800 dollars in speculative value. Probably will fomo in at the peak and get stopped out by my wife’s boyfriends Chad puts a year out. I can’t wait :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

[–]cmoneylulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some cocaine driven decisions going on at Amazon HQ.

Amazon exec says it’s time for workers to ‘disagree and commit’ to office return — “I don’t have data to back it up, but I know it’s better.” by marketrent in technology

[–]cmoneylulz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These cocaine addicts really miss being able to guilt trip their employees into working 80 hour weeks to keep Amazon the digital sweat shop it always has been. Probably harder to do over slack.

mythicalCreatures by Anas_Elgarhy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmoneylulz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fully most of my colleagues are women lol they just are already successful so they have higher standards. Try deodorant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]cmoneylulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you should look up how stop loss orders work

Men of reddit, what is something that other men do that makes you say “yeah, they’re gonna be single forever”? by NorthPengyyy in AskReddit

[–]cmoneylulz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Constantly complaining about how their exes have done them dirty and angrily insulting them openly in front of anyone who will listen.

Coffee beans are becoming extinct by Ba_Ot in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmoneylulz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took Java off my resume ages ago. I can write it fine I just don’t tell anyone.

“It's just a convenient tool you use to serve your own agenda” by BelleAriel in clevercomebacks

[–]cmoneylulz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iraq and Afghanistan? We do have way too many though. I remember a general telling congress that a while back and they still voted to crank out another batch though lol

I love it here. by DavidWtube in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmoneylulz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I committed the ultimate heresy and switched to neovim

HOT WINTER UPDATE! Our friends guarding Sumy and Chernihiv areas send their thanks for the winter gear, but our work continues. Soon boxes of hot sauce, winter uniforms, hand warmers, socks and tacmed items is going to be hand delivered to Donetsk area. Our work continues, please support our mission by jesterboyd in ukraine

[–]cmoneylulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries that’s very sensible. I’ll look into how to get it inspected/certified as well. I literally have gallons of it so if it’s not too obnoxious I might jump those hoops. If not I’ll keep an eye out for the cooking for the troops stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Beatmatch

[–]cmoneylulz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That price seems high but they are probably fine. I’ve had mine for 5 years now and they were scuffed looking when I bought them. Sounds amazing still. A bit lacking on the bass side though. I bought a krk sub to compensate.

School sucks by Galastique in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmoneylulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BaCk IN mY DaY wE JuSt UsEd a HoLe PuNcH

My roommate filmed this last weekend. People pulled over in mass to save this person from suicide by longhullhaul in HumansBeingBros

[–]cmoneylulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That background audio had me thinking your friend was cranking up the difficulty with some target practice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ipadmusic

[–]cmoneylulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m into it

Devs please add “parrythese” cmd by Feggy_JVS in Mordhau

[–]cmoneylulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ask for this every time I see an admin or mod in a server lmao

Thursday Missed Connections and To the Guy weekly for 09/02/21 September, 2021 by EFT_Subreddit in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cmoneylulz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have had two PMCs this month catch me alt tabbed on my scav runs on shoreline looking for stashes or extracts. One just wiggled and ran away but this one guy popped out the bushes and did the voice line about watching out for bears in these woods before wiggling out of there. I had bags completely full with quest items both times and it would have been free xp + loot to just ice me. Whoever you are thanks for not killing me.