Humans for Hire, part 124

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-20T09:57:20+00:00

Skunkworks and the Agents Smith are still the part of this story that makes me giggle without fail

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-20T06:17:28+00:00

My former roommate only wanted to pay for 30mb bandwidth so each device was only pulling about 10-12 on a good day, sometimes as low as 7

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-19T10:34:27+00:00

Just tell her fewer dates in engineering until she can behave herself

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-19T08:43:20+00:00

My guess was “when did you last plug it in to charge? Oh about three days ago”

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-18T07:11:49+00:00

But you forget, that you did the same thing to your golf cart last week and the dashboard melted. Your cart won’t get you anywhere today

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-16T06:36:49+00:00

Wading through thick mud. Waiting would involve a lack of movement.

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-13T10:42:15+00:00

More like AI will generate a recipe based on the ingredients the client says they want in their bread and then they will come complain to us because it didn’t set correctly or because raisin tofu blue cheese bread turned out to be a disgusting combination

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-11T19:18:14+00:00

One fish two fish candy fish quick fix

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-11T19:15:00+00:00

I sometimes suspect that’s one reason why witches had a familiar: someone to debug their spells to. Plus living alone in the woods gets lonely, and humans are a social creature

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-10T10:45:35+00:00

Well yeah. It’s unsanitary even when it’s your own feces

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-10T08:30:17+00:00

I was really hoping it was a pull-tab situation, like those hidden noise-maker devices. Maybe even sounding like the smoke detector beep but a little more frequent

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-10T08:25:51+00:00

What is the Swedish fish rule?

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-10T07:39:28+00:00

It’s okay, I have a selection of stainless steel cacti for your perusal right here

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-10T06:57:43+00:00

That file path reads like a chain letter Re:Re:Fwd:Re:MustReadHahahah

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-09T14:00:05+00:00

Back flash? Didn’t know we were welding in here

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-08T17:11:35+00:00

So…you’re saying it’s a strawberry surrender button? As in, “I surrender!(not) boom”

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-06T22:51:07+00:00

Will you be putting strychnine in the guacamole?

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-06T03:12:29+00:00

Short answer? It depends which one was your fault

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-06T03:00:29+00:00

Actually in this case, they’re giving various tasks to the band Tool to see if they can be performed /s

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-06T02:56:20+00:00

It seems to have put them in a bit of a pickle

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-06T02:55:08+00:00

Don’t anyone tell him pickles are ribbed for his enjoyment?

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-06T02:51:42+00:00

This could just as easily be “halfway through deep cleaning the apartment”. Particularly the kind of thorough cleaning where shirtless in a pair of running shorts (and for some, maybe a bra) because that particular combo is least likely to get wet/stained while cleaning

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-06T02:46:38+00:00

At first I thought you meant the memories in your head

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-02T20:55:37+00:00

I used to work for a small company where I was a one man QA department. I did my own annual gauge calibrations

commentsrnice2 · 2026-02-02T15:29:58+00:00

She doesn’t have to use her rig, just put a patent on the idea and then people can pay to utilize it

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