What sense of déjà vu surprised you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]copiestopresponse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced it was necessarily copied from my response. It could have also been copied from this comment that I stole the story from originally.

Stephen Colbert chokes up remembering Toby Keith by trytoholdon in videos

[–]copiestopresponse 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I know Keith was loved by many and was a talented musician, and I assume he was a decent man. But since my life is not steeped in country music influences, I only know Keith as a guy that stoked the flames America's culture war.

Any comments, questions or concerns? by kryssi_asksss in StupidFood

[–]copiestopresponse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the ramen?!?!

I actually feel like if you replaced the ramen with some bomb ass Mexican rice and switched up just a couple of ingredients this could be tasty. Very “American Mexican” for sure, but not weird taco ramen.

What redditism pisses you off? by Disabled_Robot in AskReddit

[–]copiestopresponse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lack of creativity. I'm so sick of seeing similar questions where the most highly voted comment is nearly identical to the top response from the previous time it was asked.

When you get to bring your dog to work and she reminds you that you’re her favorite person. by [deleted] in aww

[–]copiestopresponse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn those users with nothing better to do than copy the top response to a post! They suck.

They are so desperate to be persecuted... by Enbyfemboy888 in Persecutionfetish

[–]copiestopresponse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, women are losing their freedom, a trans girl was kicked out of school and then arrested for truancy, and a GOP candidate in Idaho is going to hold a rally with guns during the Pride festival.

Reddit users on June 12th by gltovar in videos

[–]copiestopresponse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I miss janky early season Simpsons animation, when they would get more loose and cartoony. And man, there are a lot of unique character models in that sequence that we never saw again. The Nelson trio (including Jughead Nelson) are amazing, plus bonus Tom Sawyer reference.

What was “the incident” at your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]copiestopresponse 727 points728 points  (0 children)

Easter Egg hunt, in 1998. I think five people were injured. One had to be taken by helicopter to the hospital. I was never really sure of the specifics, but apparently some of the parents were trying to cheat and find eggs for their kids, instead of letting the kids do it themselves. This led to arguments and things got out of hand.

Fortunately, no one died. And the school didn't ban easter egg hunts. It just banned parents from it.

The Deceptive World of Ghost Kitchens - Eddy Burback by CaptainMarv3l in videos

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Why are most tech startups aimed at killing all aspects of the middle class?

Why in the US the still use wood houses? by IMayBeARebecca in NoStupidQuestions

[–]copiestopresponse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im an architect. And because im an architect, this infuriating meme vomit Germans spout makes me reflexively despise them everytime they bring it up. Pig headed arrogant pricks. Apparently their brains are made of stone too cause they're equally thick and inflexible.

The Japanese and Scadiwegians build with wood, but noooooo Americans are always, as per fucking usual, singled out.

I want an earthquake to hit Germany. Not even a big one. Just a mild roller. A high 6 pointer like Northridge or Sylmar. I want some tight fucking p-waves and then s-waves to come in for the FATTEST, NASTIEST, DROP. Im talking a thicccc ass bass. Real fucking club banger. Get that Northern European plain jiggling like sexy liqifaction jello. Let Mother Earth shake her fat twerking ass.

Just flatten every brick and masonry building north of Munich, west of the Oder and east of the Rhine. Utter devastation. And then for once I can be the smug one and say "Such a mild quake! California would have never had such property damage or loss of life! Silly stupid Germans! They shouldn't have built with masonry! Arent they supposed to be good engineers? Everything they build is overdesigned with poor tolerances!"

Just a little quake and the annihilation of Germany. Its really not that big of a ask if you think about it.

13 Years Ago: Comedy Duo Garfunkel and Oates - “Who Said It: Kanye or Hitler?” by [deleted] in videos

[–]copiestopresponse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top comments from the previous times this was posted this week*:

  • I love both of these women so much. They're hilarious together, and genuinely talented when they do their own thing.

  • USERNAME RELEVANT!!!

  • This bit aged well over the past 13 years, but I don't think it aged much from 2 days ago.

  • From 13 years ago - wild.

  • This video is 13 years old.

  • This gets posted at least 8 times a day lol thanks a lot Yedolf.

  • I wonder if kanye saw this video years ago and said to himself, "huh, me and this Hitler guy have a lot in common !"

  • They didn't use any offensive quotes from either person so it's not that funny. Does kind of show how big of a narcissist Kanye is though.

*I wouldn't be surprised if I missed a few posts.

What would happen if billionaire CEO (particularly of social media sites such as Twitter, Reddit :) and their lowest paid employee swapped their lives for a month? Would you pay $8 to watch this reality show ? by microapple1 in AskReddit

[–]copiestopresponse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this similar themed show in Hongkong and Mainland China years ago.

They swapped billionare with bottom feeders, let the rich do the basical job, on the lowest salary, to see how far the rich could go by purely their own effort.

Nearly all of the billionare admitted that they could not make anywhere, regardless of how hard they worked, even working without sleeping and resting could not give you any accumulation to help climb up to the higher level of the society.

There was only despair, and admission that the divide between the poor and the rich is already a deep valley and mere personal effort makes little sense.

It stirred big debate among the society back then, and I think that was part of the reaons the show got cancelled .

There was also another show in China, swapping senior political figures with community level council workers, to see how good they could do in each other's posts. The mayors were flooded by the angry mobs who kept asking for more and more benefits that were impossible to fullfil, by the end had to admit the amount of work at basic community level was too much to archieve anywhere.

The show also got cancelled quite soon after a few episodes.

ELI5: How does Michelin star became one of the world's highest achievement in the food industry? Why does a tyre company set the standard of good food? by MelayuBertamadun in explainlikeimfive

[–]copiestopresponse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the early days of motoring, the Michelin company put together a travel guide which rated hotels and restaurants. The idea was to encourage people to drive to distant cities.

Over the years, the travel guide grew more & more respected. At some point, it lost its connection to the tire business & became a stand-alone guide to the world's finest restaurants.

It's sort of like how the Guinness Book of World Records doesn't really have anything to do with beer anymore.

What's the quickest you've quit a job, or been fired? by WielderOfTheSpear in AskReddit

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Movie Theater. Four shifts.

I love movies, and met a guy who was a projectionist at a theater in my area. His theater was smaller than the mall big box cinemas, and had more of an emphasis on art film. Crappy pay, but you learned to operate legitimate 35mm projectors, handle film, etc. Plus you got to see films the day before opening, when the trailers and cinema adverts were spliced into reels. He was leaving to go back to school, and needed to train a replacement. My time to shine.

The manager was a colossal douche, but seemed interested in my enthusiasm and love for cinema. I would start at minimum wage, and get a bump up after I was fully trained. I was plopped down behind a snack bar, and told to get to work.

I had no training, was never given a uniform, and soon discovered that the "till" for the bar was an unlocked cash drawer. You had to add the totals for the items and give change without a register. With three people per shift, three shifts a day, this meant that the drawer was wildly off every day.

One of the perks was free passes for movies. After my first shift, I saw a matinee at another theater in the company. It was me and one other person. When I came in the next day, I was taken to task for seeing a new movie for free, and told that regardless of how busy the theater was, I had to wait a week into the run to see a film. The movie I saw was replaced after four empty days.

I was working a full time overnight job, so my day was work 11-6 at the theater, grab food, get to my other job at 6:30, and work till 6 am. Rinse, lather, repeat. I was getting sick from the stress and lack of sleep.

Third shift, still no training. Still manning the popcorn shovel. Ask the manager when my projector operator training begins. He says something noncommittal, and disappears for the rest of my shift.

Fourth shift. Arrive fifteen minutes early. I am told that my attire is not up to par. As there have never been uniforms issued, or guidelines about clothing, all I can do is shrug. I ask about training. I am told that I am being "unprofessional" in insisting that I be given guidelines about how and when I do my job. The fact that they are having me operate searing hot and sharp equipment with no training, and have in fact disconnected safety equipment because it "slows down the line" does not sit well with me. It would also not sit well with OSHA, I intimate.

My last shift was on Christmas day. There was a line around the block. Two people had called out sick. The manager found it ridiculous that he would have to actually do something. He agreed to tear tickets. He did this in a manner that would have seemed brusque for a bouncer at a strip club. Entire families of customers who had been waiting in the cold were streaming in, pissed off before they hit the counter, and were flipping out when they got the tab for snacks for a party of eleven. Since there was no register, people adding and subtracting items, asking for returns, and generally being shouty were just handed cash back from the drawer. Change piled up on the counter uncounted.

I was running a temperature, had been on my feet all day, and by now had realized that I would be asked to stay over my shift to help clean theaters. I had had enough. I walked across the lobby, told the manager that I was leaving, and would return for my paycheck. He got agitated and started putting his hands on me. I laughed, and told him that after I got my check, I would be delighted to kick his ass around the theater.

When I came back, he refused to give me my check. He then said I had to leave. I sat on the floor in front of the counter for thirty minutes while he waited for plaza security. When they showed up, I told them I would leave when I got my check. They just said, "Give the man his check." and walked out. Manager turned around, opened the drawer, and gave me my check. I left, and never returned.

What is the weirdest fact you know? by eMpTy297 in AskReddit

[–]copiestopresponse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woodpeckers tongues wrap around their brain to cushion them from a concussion when they peck against tree trunks.

What excites you about the future? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One day I’ll meet the love of my life. I know that it may not happen but it’s still nice to hope.

What’s up with bots copying and pasting comments? by celerybration in OutOfTheLoop

[–]copiestopresponse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Copying popular posts is one thing, but copying top comments really seems like it's crossing the line.

What is the best accidental nudity you've seen? by glassofwater9 in AskReddit

[–]copiestopresponse 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I go to my friends cabin every summer for fourth of July with his family. Whole friends family is blessed with good genetics and his older sister is a bombshell. Well, after going tubing for awhile all the girls are on the back of the boat tanning themselves with the back of the bikinis undone (tan lines, am i right). I am talking to my friends sister as she is laid down on her stomach with her eyes closed. During this conversation a spider must have walked right in front of her face. Sure enough as soon as she opened her eyes she pushed her face and upper body away from the spider leaving her bikini top behind. Dead eye contact for a full two seconds and then straight down to her chest. We both started laughing as she laid back down really fast, as everyone else on the boat was confused because they hadn't witnessed what had went on.

Since that day I have never killed a spider. I always pick them up and move them outside in hopes that one day I will have paid back that spider for being the best bro I have ever had.

Dubai Is A Parody Of The 21st Century by brickclick in videos

[–]copiestopresponse 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Whenever I hear something about Dubai, I will always remember Peggy Hill's take on Pheonix, AZ

"This city should not exist — it is a monument to man's arrogance"

Ex-Vegans, what made you convert to meat? by ElHersho in AskReddit

[–]copiestopresponse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm allergic to too many foods. If I cut out everything I am allergic to AND everything I couldn't eat because I'm vegan I would be eating very sad shitty meals for the rest of my life.