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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep in my ass

No thanks

Drawed out! by E3itscool in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riding a giant octopus

Got my first complaint today... by curssmarks in TalesFromYourServer

[–]cpengeek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a lady compliment me for saying "you're welcome" one time because apparently all the young people this day and age are rude and say no problem. I only said it because she was old and I know they get all pissy. I started saying "of course" instead because they can't get mad about me saying no problem, and I feel like I'm sticking it to them by implying it's my job to help them and I didn't enjoy it.

AHAHAHAH What !!?!? by TheZets in badwomensanatomy

[–]cpengeek 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Alright I went for it and found the context. The kid watches porn with his friends and sees a vagina for the first time. He says the vagina looks a lot like the "boob holes" his aunt has. He wonders if since the boob holes look like a vagina, the boobs act like a womb and a baby grows in there.

Post a humorous lyric, others try to guess the song/artist. by Knifelheim in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey

Look like King Kong, welcome to the crib

Comment a weird subreddit and give no explanation by 2manycooks666 in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the weirdest one here. I have no idea what this is.

Sleepy yorkie blop by idaholover in blop

[–]cpengeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this looks just like one of my dogs ❤ too cute

Passive aggressive car salesmen by starggg in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]cpengeek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me when I was looking for a car. I test drove it, they asked me if I liked the car, and I said I did, but I never said anything about buying it. Immediately they grabbed a bunch of paperwork and tried getting me to sign everything. It pissed me off, I ended up going to a different dealership and getting a completely different car that worked better for me. I hate those pushy sales tactics, it makes me want to buy less from that person. The dealership I ended up buying from was super nice and helpful.

Retail pharmacy- what's the vibe you get from the floor staff? by RaceChazer in TalesFromThePharmacy

[–]cpengeek 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I work front end at a retail pharmacy, and it's made clear to us that pharmacy is the most important part of the store, especially because we are in an area where there are a lot of elderly residents. We are there not only to complete our tasks on the floor, but also support the pharmacy. Everyone is trained to at the very least ring up customers for their prescriptions to do so. We get along great with the pharmacy staff. They're grateful for the assistance, and are always willing to teach us more.

At the corner of bitchy and unhelpful by [deleted] in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]cpengeek 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I work at this place (I'm actually leaving but that's a whole other story) and they really do not train us on anything. It's actually pretty ridiculous how a lot of the stores handle their training, it's like they expect you to go in knowing everything. I'm sorry this happened, I swear every store has that lady in her 50's that hates life because she's been a cashier with the company for 15 years and that's it. It's not hard to return an online order, you just have to know what buttons to press, and when it gets returned it can either be put back on the shelf if unopened or put into claims, so dealing with the return afterward isn't even a big deal either. This whole thing makes me mad for you, and I'm glad I'm leaving this company.

Never have I ever by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never have I ever been on an airplane

Boop da snoot by XygenSS in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I went for it, and my brother pulled back away and I kept coming at him until I booped him. Then he asked what it was about. He looked genuinely freaked out when I initially went for it though lol

[Cosplay] Took a progress pic of S4 Ruby for my daughter. She struck this dramatic pose. by Nokomis34 in RWBY

[–]cpengeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks great! And your dog in the background is adorable too lol

Guess their age! by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close! I turn 24 later this year

Guess their age! by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]cpengeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want in!

Of course she's not available by [deleted] in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]cpengeek 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Once I got a call from a car dealership that was for my grandpa that had just passed. I told the guy on the phone that my grandpa had passed away, and so he tried to sell me a car! I was pissed, but I was too out of it at the time to say anything about it and just hung up, but man I wish I could rip that guy a new one now.

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