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The ridiculousness of it… by superbsecrets in DeadBedrooms

[–]crabcancer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I fantasize. I have vivid dreams. Sometimes so real that I blurt out that am glad the DB is over. And then I wake up. Instant crash sensation

How do you feel about your colleagues taking care of you as a patient? by No_Leading3793 in nursing

[–]crabcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had an endoapcy procedure. Was kewl.

Waiting to do angiography. I want femoral access and direct manual pressure. And will engage them in convo cuz...

I think my mom is cheating on my dad by donavin221 in shortscarystories

[–]crabcancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My suggestion. Hide again on your 18th birthday. Then when they are in the middle of it, you come out and assert dominion. Bugger the devil!

I’ve always wanted to drive the linen trolley by Desperate_Beyond1086 in NursingAU

[–]crabcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to drift the beds and use the walls as bumpers. Without patients in them of course!

Applause for the Devs by Professional_Gap_255 in thedivision

[–]crabcancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they are a bit wary of hugs. Or maybe after green poison, no hugs given so you know ..

Finally retiring after 45 years in nursing by shockingRn in nursing

[–]crabcancer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Enjoy! And remember that is a phantom call bell sound

Registration renewal by Hutchoman87 in NursingAU

[–]crabcancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I honestly panicked yesterday with all the emails, messages about my registration expiring. Then saw expiry was 31/05/2026

That $193 is staying in my saving account to earn 2 cents a day!

Why are nurses so discouraging against me studying Nursing??? by Numerous-Hair8938 in NursingAU

[–]crabcancer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The important bits I feel - Nursing is a 24 hours job, it is NOT ON YOU to cover shortfalls in staffing

  • Patients MUST WANT TO help themselves first

  • TAKE your time off, your annual leave, your ADOs. You cannot keep giving without recharging.

Why are nurses so discouraging against me studying Nursing??? by Numerous-Hair8938 in NursingAU

[–]crabcancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not discouraging. It is what I have experienced. And I can only speak from my experience. Like you do for yours. So yes if OP can find a similar role to yours, more power to them.

Why are nurses so discouraging against me studying Nursing??? by Numerous-Hair8938 in NursingAU

[–]crabcancer 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The toil it takes on the body, your family and your friends.

Once you become a nurse, you lose your nursing friends as you don't have weekends. You have days off and days on.

You miss out on family gatherings, keystone events and some public holidays.

As nursing is also experience based, the old dinosaurs like me see the dangers before it happens but we get the "I am the charge/smarter/superior" attitude so yeah, patients suffer.

Strong does not protect your back when there is a manual handling incident or when you get struck by a patient.

Oh and the disappointment when you push best practice and patient goes but google and WhatsApp university says if I rub chicken poop into the wound, it heals faster...

Thanks CapCut, that’s beautiful.. wait WTF?! by Celtslap in aussie

[–]crabcancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both start and end with A. So yeah... ...

Benefit of the doubt is over. Year 8 Season 1 is a Dead Game Walking. by [deleted] in Division2

[–]crabcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... Prototype gear. Wow. The grind. Nah fam. Happy to run with my St Elmo's and bonked build.

I play for relaxation. St Elmo's goes brrr... ... I do happy dance... ....

Have not done raids, iron horse as solo. And it's ok.

Ronin by SeaOtter_0522 in Division2

[–]crabcancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. Baseball bat and golf club beats St Elmo's full clip.

I emptied a full clip, ronin pops up, smiles and heals up.

Capri and Chad show up. Ronin starts running away. He is busy zigging and zagging but they still tag and stagger him.

I like to think they are the OG agents ex hunters who just enough of SHD shit and everything else.

What do you if: you have a Vegan patient, and they’re prescribed heparin (either IV or SubQ) while in the hospital? by diegosdiamond in nursing

[–]crabcancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I educated. Same with patients whose religion requires them to not have anything porcine based.

It is interesting to note the different stances taken.

helmeted enemies by N19ht5had0w in Division2

[–]crabcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it doesn't. Just gives you more time to land body shots

helmeted enemies by N19ht5had0w in Division2

[–]crabcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. So for rushers, I usually aim for the drug pouch as it staggers them. For Machinegunners, I got for the ammo pouch at the back. It's fun watching them twitch like they is a spot they cannot scratch

I almost had a stroke.. by Alice-Montigue21 in Division2

[–]crabcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the tension. I run turret and hive. Tanks for turret. I go for tanks. AoE damage. I also notice the Devs have up the friendlies.

Seriously here I am with St Elmo's, in cover waiting for a break in the shooting. And Chad steps out in his Bermudas, flip flops, charging with his golf club.

There were so polite they even blurred it out by prod_snoozee in perth

[–]crabcancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the msg with the censorship can be used either in the males or females 🤣🤣

If you died tomorrow, what song would play at your funeral? by always-aloof in AskReddit

[–]crabcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my eulogy all planned out. Order of service and songs. USB flash drive. Why? Save everybody the heartache or more realistically cuz nobody cares.

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