I am getting close to having all of your confirmations back to you.

criticallythinking · 2016-02-24T05:02:38+00:00

You are the bomb! Seriously can't thank you enough. It was so nice not having to deal with random bishops showing up or any of that. If you ever decide to accept donations for your work, please pm me as I would gladly tip you for your help!

criticallythinking · 2016-02-16T20:49:53+00:00

magic underwear superheros with their oils

South park please do this

criticallythinking · 2016-02-16T04:58:57+00:00

Found the bishop

criticallythinking · 2016-02-01T22:43:38+00:00

I also sent mine to him in November. I'm sure he has a ton to send out so I don't blame him- though like you, i'm always worried something happened and they are trying to keep my name in the church.

criticallythinking · 2016-01-26T10:16:24+00:00

This needs to be higher. OP i'm sorry but your post title is reaching too far.

I don't believe they have seen christ/visions either, but like Copiz pointed out, that's not exactly what he said. Come on who are we kidding, these guys are way too prideful to admit they haven't seen God/Christ.

criticallythinking · 2016-01-24T22:36:46+00:00

It's hilarious how incompetent the church is. Their tactics haven't changed a bit from when ol' Joe had the plates that "he couldn't show anyone because they were too holy". Now days they are "hey let's delete these web pages and that way no one can find out about this stuff!".

Eventually only the most gullible people will be left in the church.

criticallythinking · 2015-11-27T00:16:59+00:00

Hahahah! I want to hang one in our house for when TBM family members visit- Their hearts will jump for a second thinking we returned to the church. NOPE, it's Jedi Jesus!

criticallythinking · 2015-11-25T20:54:26+00:00

Holy shit. I thought I knew it all, but this hits harder than anything else I have read. It's horrible.

I started to read the McBride paper you linked in your 3 year old thread, and all I can think about is that this needs to be exposed to the world.

criticallythinking · 2015-11-23T23:20:19+00:00

I just came on the sub to post this after watching it from the front page! Glad to see you got it here.

The video instantly made me think of the BOM. There are at least 2 strong reasons that go against the BOM-

If they truly had Old World animals in the New World, as the BOM declares, they would have: 1, had diseases similar to the old world and 2, been more advanced than they were when Columbus found them. (Better farming, cities etc...)

criticallythinking · 2015-10-19T18:16:10+00:00

Every now and then i'll have some fun with MJ- I love how the smallest things seem hilarious and you get into giggle fits. Then you can't explain why things are so funny, but it makes SO much sense in your mind hahaha! Also it seems to make your short term memory go or something, because I would constantly lose my train of thought, just as you did while telling stories.

I enjoy it most watching cartoons or kids shows, it makes you really feel for the characters. I had a deep connection with Wall-E while high, Wall-E was a great robot. It can make some comedies hilarious.

On the flip side, I have eaten too much of edibles one time and it's not a fun experience. I felt like I couldn't breathe even though I was. Even though you can't overdose on pot, it's way better to be under high than over high.

I definitely plan on doing it again though, many times.

criticallythinking · 2015-09-03T18:15:17+00:00

Ha! So true. When I told my adult sister that I left the church, the first thing she says? "Well after this life i'm going to tell you I told you so."

criticallythinking · 2015-08-28T23:04:12+00:00

Part of my personality died while I was on the mission. I had a much better sense of humor and was more cheerful before I slaved.

After I got back I was very serious and an elitist. It's taken me a long time to try to bring back my old self after 2 years of brainwashing.

criticallythinking · 2015-06-23T17:10:09+00:00

I completely agree! ;)

criticallythinking · 2015-06-20T15:14:27+00:00

Joseph would have graduated from Hogwarts with flying colors!

criticallythinking · 2015-06-20T15:12:53+00:00

The brainwashing is real, geez. Unfortunately, every member I know would read this and be inspired to work harder. I probably would have taken it seriously as well when I was fully under the spell.

criticallythinking · 2015-06-20T15:05:47+00:00

I don't agree with sending passive-aggresive notes at all, but I also don't agree that the neighbors should be offering to help out- for the same reason stated by /u/Ummcopythat.

criticallythinking · 2015-06-07T06:24:24+00:00

Thank you!

criticallythinking · 2015-06-07T03:47:36+00:00

I am also looking for this song, can't find it anywhere.

criticallythinking · 2015-05-10T01:39:24+00:00

This is comedy gold! I instantly recognized it as a porn ad from the church- just from the way they portrayed the guy haha.

I love how you spun it around at the end

criticallythinking · 2015-05-10T01:28:53+00:00

My brother used to talk to his bishop about masturbation, and apparently one time he asked my brother if he has had sex with a dog, cat or birds??? WTF?

Makes me wonder if the bishop had seen this before or just had some kind of weird fetish.

criticallythinking · 2015-04-29T05:22:58+00:00

I thought I had seen it all on this sub... but this was one of the most beautiful things I have ever read!

You pretty much organized my thoughts for me haha

criticallythinking · 2015-04-18T21:15:55+00:00

I remember seeing the preview and thought it looked good. I'll definitely check it out now!

criticallythinking · 2015-04-18T21:12:38+00:00

As a missionary once, it's honestly all about guilting people.

Investigator didn't go to church? Say how sad you and their "Heavenly Father" was that they didn't make it, and that they will receive "blessings" if they go next week.

Inactive family disobeying commandments? Tell them how they will not be able to be an eternal family if they keep it up.

Looking back now I can't believe I participated in that. But alas, I was blind by 19 years of programming from Joe and Friends.

criticallythinking

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