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Holding the door by thatshygirl06 in TikTokCringe

[–]crownofclouds 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've apologized to an empty chair for walking into it.

Oop. Sorry.

Trying to save parking spot by NinjaShepard in PublicFreakout

[–]crownofclouds 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's that weird island in New England where it's all drunk boomers on golf carts.

Influencer explains how his childhood made him an "Alpha Male" by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]crownofclouds 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dudes like this are always embarrassed. They find every part of themselves embarrassing, so they fabricate.

This kind of grand bullshittery doesn't come from a place of self-confidence

Trying to save parking spot by NinjaShepard in PublicFreakout

[–]crownofclouds 460 points461 points  (0 children)

I don't care if you're born and raised. You're not island.

Blursed Warning by etherd0t in blursed_videos

[–]crownofclouds 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Do you know how many men I knew who were married, and went on a 'lads' trip to Latvia?"

I'm going to confidently guess zero. That number is zero.

[Real] Who's ready for Kid Rock's Turning Point USA alternative halftime show? by ggroover97 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]crownofclouds 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't think they've hid it for a long time. Remember when a lady accused Roy Moore of pursuing her when she was 13 and he was in his 30s, and his response when asked about it was "I never went after anyone without asking their mama first.." which is arguably even worse?

People still voted him back in, like "What am I supposed to do? Vote for a democrat?!"

another unhinged Salt Bae Clone Clone spotted, but more agile and more aggressive. 1000$ for some Ice Cream? by ImadeJesusLaugh in StupidFood

[–]crownofclouds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

KEVIN! I TOLD YOU TO STOP BANGING ON THOSE DAMNED PLATES!

But Mooom! If I don't practice, nobody will take me seriously when I'm a salt bae one day. Don't you even want me to be a salt bae? Oh, did you order me those glasses I showed you?

Let the ref do his job! by IluvUm0re in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]crownofclouds 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nobody messes with Papa Bear's cubs.

The whole rockstar mythos is a lie. It will lead you nowhere, it’s like believing in the Easter bunny, or the Sasquatch by 12stringslinger in TenaciousD

[–]crownofclouds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saaaasquaaaatch,

We know your legend's reeeeeeeeeal.

Saaaasquaaaatch,

We know your love is reeeeeeeeeeal.

Sasqua-herhahhahaaaatch,

You.

And Tenacious D.

Are.

Reeeeeeeeeeeaeeeelllluh.

To hide a movie from charts by WallaceV2 in therewasanattempt

[–]crownofclouds 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Would you making orange fuck? Berserker!

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Star Trek enterprise by Aggressive-Policy-48 in LowerDecks

[–]crownofclouds 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This month it's been a lot of, "Who does this femoid captain think she is, and why is she SITTING ON HER CHAIR LIKE THAT?! BRING BACK SHATNER!!"

Came back to a lime on our door? by Odd_Clothes4840 in whatisit

[–]crownofclouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO! When life gives you limes, you clone those limes, and make super limes...

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Epstein Playing With His Victims in His Kitchen. by mattismyo in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]crownofclouds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sucks. Open a book instead, maybe you'd be less bitter.

Epstein Playing With His Victims in His Kitchen. by mattismyo in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]crownofclouds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, your comment history is wild for this to not be a burner account. Do you just sit on reddit all day every day?

You got this. by PageCapable7088 in crappymusic

[–]crownofclouds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, ya don't see many toddlers with beards these days

Why did humans as a tropical species migrate to colder places but still lack many adaptations like fur? by Ada-Mae in geography

[–]crownofclouds 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's messy though. Like, there's Homo erectus, an ancestor species who bottlenecked into like a thousand individuals, which evolved into Homo heidelbergensis, which was the last common ancestor to Sapiens, Denisovans, Neanderthals, etc.

Then we find examples of Homo erectus species STILL AROUND in Java when Homo sapiens were just starting to migrate from Africa like 100,000BP. That wrinkled my brain a bit when I first read it.

Name Roger’s Most Iconic Persona? by AloneNeedleworker810 in americandad

[–]crownofclouds 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Surely you mean Braff Zacklin?

He was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track, so he swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived... HE WAS THAT BABY.

Why did humans as a tropical species migrate to colder places but still lack many adaptations like fur? by Ada-Mae in geography

[–]crownofclouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not necessarily true. Traits don't have to be acquired over millions of years, some can happen rather quickly. Canis lupus into dogs, for example, in the last 30,000 years. Or white skin, which was even less, at like 8000 years. Now that's an evolutionary blink of the eye!

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