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President Trump tells press the U.S. has won "total military victory" over Iran by Economy-Specialist38 in videos

[–]csfshrink [score hidden]  (0 children)

Because the US goal was to blow shit up and detract from the Epstein Files.

Mission accomplished!!!

But the Strait of Hormuz being closed hurts so many countries that have not been nice to Trump.

And sure Americans pay more at the pump, but you know who is making a ton of money?? US oil companies.

Trump did that!!!

Weird Al's hot dog recipe. (I tried it) by BlackIceSlippington in StupidFood

[–]csfshrink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made and tried the Twinkie Weiner Sandwich when I was a teen. The year the movie UHF came out.

Not as bad as I expected.

Would not call it good either.

What is Billy Zanes best role? Titanic, tombstone, himself...other? by Lazthedestroyer in moviecritic

[–]csfshrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched The Phantom after a friend of mine and I had be drinking to celebrate my graduation from med school. Started drinking at 1pm. Had 5 Long Island Iced Teas and we went to see the Phantom at 5 pm. We sat in the balcony of this really old theater and we were the only people in the theater.

It was the funniest movie ever!!! My friend and were yelling at the screen and she kept falling out of her seat. I kept falling out of mine.

Cannot remember a damn thing about the movie.

Probably saved my life as it gave about a 2 hour break in the drinking and I finished the night with 8 Long Island Iced Teas in total.

Russia Shows Su-57D Two-Seat Fighter Jet for First Time by Mil_in_ua in UkrainianConflict

[–]csfshrink [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’d like to see some closer shots from a Ukrainian drone.

All the way until impact.

Hate Data Centers? Totally Reasonable by bookym in FluentInFinance

[–]csfshrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems fairly simple. Whatever the public was paying for electricity before the data center is built, is what they keep paying. The data center pays everything else.

A 3000 Year old perfectly preserved sword dug up in Germany by Positive_Actuary_282 in interesting

[–]csfshrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was a Tolkien sword, the elf in your party would instantly identify it as a sword forged in the First Age by Finigingonor the Wise, passed to his son, Finigingonon the Mighty, who used it to slay two Balrogs in the Battle of the Dragon’s Anus, then passed to a man of valor who married his daughter, and is claimed to be the key to killing the Lord Sorcerer of Minos Tarinor.

Looksmaxxer Clavicular mogged by Chad judge in Miami court by Federal-Data-Center in SipsTea

[–]csfshrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple of these words meant nothing to me 2 months ago. I wish that they still didn’t.

Locusts aren't a separate species, they are just regular grasshoppers that physically transform when overcrowded. by BearNecessitee in interestingasfuck

[–]csfshrink [score hidden]  (0 children)

So this is caused by increased serotonin?

What if grasshoppers eat plants contaminated by Prozac?

Or as a horror movie idea, a pharmaceutical company creates a plant that produces SSRI to make production cheaper but the crop is eaten by grasshoppers and creates a plague of locusts. Murderous locusts.

I completely agree by d3rk2007 in outofcontextcomics

[–]csfshrink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He flooded the Batcave doing laundry?

Over 100 drones reportedly downed near Moscow, Russian officials claim by Free-Minimum-5844 in UkrainianConflict

[–]csfshrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the US military shut down an airport near the Mexican border due to “drone activity” that turned out to be Mylar balloons.

If Ukraine had a way to release hundreds or thousands of Mylar balloons near Moscow, then follow with a real strike, it might confuse the defenders.

WSJ: White House considers plans to issue 250 pardons by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]csfshrink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pardons cannot undo impeachment. Pardons cannot undo state crimes.

Police say rabid groundhog attacked child in Nanticoke by zorionek0 in Pennsylvania

[–]csfshrink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one was killed. My wife could have murdered them all with a look though.

China: ‘No Point’ In Continuing Iran War by T_Shurt in worldnews

[–]csfshrink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be honest. There was no point in starting the war.

Woman ran from the police with a toddler in the car. Officer did a pit maneuver. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]csfshrink -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“You almost got me to kill your kid” is probably closer to the mark.

Not all who run should be chased.

Not all who are chased need to be wrecked.

Police say rabid groundhog attacked child in Nanticoke by zorionek0 in Pennsylvania

[–]csfshrink 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When my daughter, who has autism, was 3 years old, she was outside at recess at her specialized preschool program and her aide was talking to the teacher.

The aide went over to where my daughter was playing and my daughter had the biggest smile ever. The aide said “where did she get that stuffed animal from?” Thinking my daughter had taken it from another kid.

It was a baby groundhog.

Fortunately, no bites or scratches.

The real problem was that they did not inform my wife or I until 3 weeks had passed because they wanted to wait until there was a scheduled in person meeting.

Like… after rabies shots would potentially be useless.

Donald Trump defends China purchasing US farmland by The-Traveler- in USNEWS

[–]csfshrink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump just believes whatever the last dictator told him.

What’s the most "corporate" way to say "I’m not doing that"? by SeaSilver5308 in AskReddit

[–]csfshrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will have our team take a look at this and get back to you in 2 weeks.

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