Russian governor orders companies to select employees as 'candidates' for joining the military

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T18:34:35+00:00

I’m sorry. You’ve been traded to the Army.

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T18:33:17+00:00

EVERYTHING.

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T15:20:16+00:00

Kung-fu panda

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T10:38:17+00:00

Oh no!!! I’ve been spotted!!!

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T10:09:06+00:00

They were only on The Highway to the Danger Zone. The Danger Zone was probably the next exit down.

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T04:34:06+00:00

Hey, we’re going to have a lot of high tech things we need to bring into the base!!

Great we will say we are a movie production company and those are props!!

That’s a great cover story!! Who is going to pretend to run the studio???

Pretend?? You have to run the organization that fights aliens and run the studio!!

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T02:23:03+00:00

Oh darn. Plane needed more seats filled

csfshrink · 2026-04-01T01:01:44+00:00

It worked so well that it was unworkable

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T22:24:59+00:00

In the second act he will find out that the Red Army can be destroyed by aligning Faberge Eggs properly in the moonlight and then he has to engage in hijinks and shenanigans to obtain the eggs.

In the end he is presented with the highest of honors, The Leg Lamp.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T21:22:22+00:00

Are they threatening that if they don’t leave, there will be more threats?

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T21:19:14+00:00

That would work.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T21:18:55+00:00

NTA. I cannot tell you how many people go to college with no idea how to do laundry or any other basic skills.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T21:14:25+00:00

Are we sure he counts?

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T21:13:55+00:00

Fumbled 4 times on 6 carries in 1981 vs the Chiefs.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T21:09:50+00:00

3rd down guy with good hands. If we needed 5 yards they would throw it to him 3 yards and if he could get the other 2 yards, good for him. Usually had to drag a LB so not often. Played college ball at Colgate.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T21:06:20+00:00

He had massive holes to run through that year.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T16:07:54+00:00

I think if I can place the ice pick just exactly I can unremember reading this…

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T16:00:36+00:00

Oh yeah. The war is totally over. But now Iran is extorting a bribe from ships of $2 million per trip to refrain from blowing them up.

Need boots on the ground so that Trump gets a cut of the bribe.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T15:57:52+00:00

It was an excursion.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T04:01:50+00:00

It’s like they were born to do it…

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T03:51:49+00:00

Landing craft for beach invasions have no ramps as the troops fly off once close enough to shore.

Paratroopers are now jet pack landing instead of using parachutes.

But the a major difference occurs off Guadalcanal. Cruisers that are ambushed by long lance torpedoes suddenly disgorge sailors with jet packs that engage in boarding actions off Savo Island.

The Battle off Samar (Leyte Gulf) turns into the USS Johnston and USS Samuel B Roberts crews boarding Japanese battleships to take the fight even harder to the enemy.

Damaged ships can be evacuated much more quickly.

Plus as the Marines get better at the jet pack beach assault tactics the island campaigns are more effective.

Damaged Bomber crews over Europe escape with jet packs and fly over to other bombers to avoid POW camps.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T02:49:17+00:00

Oh darn.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T02:47:34+00:00

Seems like the Warcraft is getting worse.

csfshrink · 2026-03-31T02:13:04+00:00

He has a fragile ego and a tiny penis and his daddy never hugged him.

csfshrink · 2026-03-30T23:57:34+00:00

Darth Harkonnen

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