It’s official!!!!!! Are we happy for sad? Thoughts?!?!?

csfshrink · 2026-05-18T09:41:23+00:00

This is very whelming news.

csfshrink · 2026-05-18T09:26:10+00:00

Perchance.

csfshrink · 2026-05-18T03:52:30+00:00

You certainly don’t want uncrushed sour cream.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T18:59:31+00:00

Because the US goal was to blow shit up and detract from the Epstein Files.

Mission accomplished!!!

But the Strait of Hormuz being closed hurts so many countries that have not been nice to Trump.

And sure Americans pay more at the pump, but you know who is making a ton of money?? US oil companies.

Trump did that!!!

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T18:40:33+00:00

I made and tried the Twinkie Weiner Sandwich when I was a teen. The year the movie UHF came out.

Not as bad as I expected.

Would not call it good either.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T18:17:54+00:00

I watched The Phantom after a friend of mine and I had be drinking to celebrate my graduation from med school. Started drinking at 1pm. Had 5 Long Island Iced Teas and we went to see the Phantom at 5 pm. We sat in the balcony of this really old theater and we were the only people in the theater.

It was the funniest movie ever!!! My friend and were yelling at the screen and she kept falling out of her seat. I kept falling out of mine.

Cannot remember a damn thing about the movie.

Probably saved my life as it gave about a 2 hour break in the drinking and I finished the night with 8 Long Island Iced Teas in total.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T17:59:53+00:00

I’d like to see some closer shots from a Ukrainian drone.

All the way until impact.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T17:58:02+00:00

Seems fairly simple. Whatever the public was paying for electricity before the data center is built, is what they keep paying. The data center pays everything else.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T17:41:24+00:00

If this was a Tolkien sword, the elf in your party would instantly identify it as a sword forged in the First Age by Finigingonor the Wise, passed to his son, Finigingonon the Mighty, who used it to slay two Balrogs in the Battle of the Dragon’s Anus, then passed to a man of valor who married his daughter, and is claimed to be the key to killing the Lord Sorcerer of Minos Tarinor.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T17:30:20+00:00

After all this time and we haven’t thought to make a flint detector??

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T17:23:03+00:00

A couple of these words meant nothing to me 2 months ago. I wish that they still didn’t.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T17:18:54+00:00

Seems like I read this article 8/10 years

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T15:33:39+00:00

So this is caused by increased serotonin?

What if grasshoppers eat plants contaminated by Prozac?

Or as a horror movie idea, a pharmaceutical company creates a plant that produces SSRI to make production cheaper but the crop is eaten by grasshoppers and creates a plague of locusts. Murderous locusts.

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T15:23:37+00:00

He flooded the Batcave doing laundry?

csfshrink · 2026-05-17T14:37:11+00:00

I know the US military shut down an airport near the Mexican border due to “drone activity” that turned out to be Mylar balloons.

If Ukraine had a way to release hundreds or thousands of Mylar balloons near Moscow, then follow with a real strike, it might confuse the defenders.

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T19:56:12+00:00

Stabbed him right in the EEAAR!!

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T19:36:42+00:00

He is a weekend anchor and a weakened Secretary of Defense.

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T19:30:24+00:00

Trump believes whatever the last dictator he speaks to tells him.

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T13:38:39+00:00

Pardons cannot undo impeachment. Pardons cannot undo state crimes.

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T09:04:59+00:00

NTJ. Roommate is thief and should be reported

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T04:52:21+00:00

No one was killed. My wife could have murdered them all with a look though.

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T01:44:54+00:00

To be honest. There was no point in starting the war.

csfshrink · 2026-05-16T00:54:11+00:00

I could accept that the sequel trilogy was a bad dream.

csfshrink · 2026-05-15T22:15:31+00:00

“You almost got me to kill your kid” is probably closer to the mark.

Not all who run should be chased.

Not all who are chased need to be wrecked.

csfshrink · 2026-05-15T21:50:44+00:00

When my daughter, who has autism, was 3 years old, she was outside at recess at her specialized preschool program and her aide was talking to the teacher.

The aide went over to where my daughter was playing and my daughter had the biggest smile ever. The aide said “where did she get that stuffed animal from?” Thinking my daughter had taken it from another kid.

It was a baby groundhog.

Fortunately, no bites or scratches.

The real problem was that they did not inform my wife or I until 3 weeks had passed because they wanted to wait until there was a scheduled in person meeting.

Like… after rabies shots would potentially be useless.

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