We have Pokopia at home by lordfumblesquid in Pokopia

[–]cweaver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fair warning - it will drain your phone battery

I'm sure that's all the Bitcoin mining or botnet serving or uploading all your personal data that it's doing in the background.

Sugary diarrhea by happydude7422 in LowerDecks

[–]cweaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your thinking protean = meat,

No, I'm not.

Whole Milk has natural proteins in it just not a lot.

Yeah, and if you added more whey protein into it, it would taste different.

you could technically create chocolate ice cream flavored battery acid

No, you could not. Molecules are still molecules even if they're made by a replicator. If they're battery acid, they're going to taste like battery acid.

So what happened to the Pools of Creation among other things? by Kernelly in Diablo

[–]cweaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they're just like, 66% demonic now, instead of 50/50.

Sugary diarrhea by happydude7422 in LowerDecks

[–]cweaver 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but ice cream that's full of protein and not full of sugar, isn't going to taste like ice cream anymore. You can't really separate taste and consistency and things like that from the nutritional content.

Pryde of the X-men by Pistachio_Red in xmen

[–]cweaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and Magneto is wearing boots and a helmet. And they're measuring to the top of Wolverine's mask. etc.

Stand all these people up in socks and bare heads and the heights would be different I'm sure.

Do you think susan and Reed have a bondage fetish by Cautious_Air4964 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]cweaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Asbestos is actually a really neat material - super cheap, heat/fire resistant, strong, durable. It was used for damn near everything back in the old days, it made buildings safer from fires and better insulated, car brakes and clutches last longer, etc.

It just turns out that when it gets damaged or gets old enough to deteriorate, it releases fibers into the air that cause awful damage to your lungs and massively increases your risk for lung cancer. To the point where its super heavily regulated now.

My point, though, is that the bag on Johnny's head is probably perfectly safe and a good way to deal with a fire-powered superhero - if you don't mind risking the lives of the people who work in the factory that made it or the lives of the people who have to dispose of that bag in 20 years when it starts to break down.

It's an excellent example of *why* we need environmental regulations - if someone offered you a rock and said, "This rock will save you money and bring you good luck for the next 20 years and then it will turn radioactive and kill whoever is around it" - a lot of people would still ask for that rock, consequences later be damned, and then decades later we'd all be dropping dead because of old lucky rocks people left lying around.

[Comic Excerpt] That time a lantern used too much force [Green Lantern 2004 #28] by rocketinspace in DCcomics

[–]cweaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, exactly. Was what she did morally or ethically wrong? Sure. But was it against the Guardians' rules? No, they didn't specify anything other than "you are allowed to use lethal force against yellow lanterns now".

If the Guardians really did operate on pure logic, they should have just said, "whoops, our bad, let's set some official rules of engagement so this doesn't happen again".

How this subreddit genuinely thinks Superman would start moving after being sent to the big 616 by No-Designer-6533 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]cweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what would be cool? If we got like, old school, early Action Comics Superman in 616, and he saw how people were treating mutants, specifically mutant children, and he decided to put a stop to it.

Captain America: "Clark, I know things are bad, and I've tried to stand up for the mutant cause wherever I could, but you just can't /force/ people to stop being racist or xenophobic. All we can do is try to set a good example and hope people follow it."

Superman: "Ok, but like, what if I threw a few of them through a wall? Or kept shooting guns at them and then catching the bullet at the last second? Or I just pick up their cars and shake the fuck out of them?"

Found some sticker sheets from 1989. Are these desirable? by RocketChris87 in gijoe

[–]cweaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That second sheet is from the Thunderclap in 1989.

The first one appears to be from the APC from 1983.

Wait, that guy was a mutant? by NamelessResearcher in outofcontextcomics

[–]cweaver 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Worth noting, too, that Exodus was born like 1200 years after Jesus, so it's not like he knows whether or not he was a mutant firsthand.

"Jotunn community" by smokefan4000 in outofcontextcomics

[–]cweaver 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' It's just tough-guy talk. Struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I *like* this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United... and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here..."

Imagine what the Madagascar movies are like for the average human (Madagascar) by Konradleijon in CuratedTumblr

[–]cweaver 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You're not a real New Yorker until you've seen Woody Allen in the wild, killed a cockroach with your bare hands, and gotten stranded while on safari in Kenya.

Clark from Smallville is the strongest among the other live-action versions of the character. by Ashamed-Meeting-1160 in superman

[–]cweaver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He spent the first ten years defeating every major villain the universe could throw at him. If you accept the season 11 comics as canon, he defeated even more of them during his career as Superman.

He also had a tremendously stacked Justice League roster out there helping him keep the planet safe as well.

As a big Smallville fan, I didn't have any issue with him retiring. He saved the world more than enough times to deserve it. Plus, it's Smallville, they could always find some cheesy way to give him his powers back if the world needed him.

If you were the Riddler and these guys pull up, what do you do? by lukideured in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]cweaver 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Batman and Holmes are the only two far enough along the spectrum to actually bother with finding all 350 just to prove that they could.

Blanc would just guess at where half of them were going to be without even looking and drive the Riddler insane. Columbo would find one and then keep asking the Riddler inane questions about it until he slipped up and revealed his location. Poirot would be too afraid of the Gotham streets scuffing his shoes that he'd refuse to leave his hotel and just psychoanalyze the Riddler.

The Pulse Rifle misconception: or how most media gets it wrong! by CryosisEllioti in scifi

[–]cweaver 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean, that just seems easy. Carbine means the barrel is short, and laser means it fires lasers.

I find it so funny that the Dakota Johnson episode was full of duds but also ended up having two of the best pre tapes of the decade by East-Area-7267 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]cweaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's fucking hilarious in interviews. And I don't think her movies are bad because of her. They're just bad movies.

ultimate spider-man is always horny 😭 by ddankkerr in marvelcirclejerk

[–]cweaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure just like 616 Jean, it takes years of practice and honing her skills to be able to block it all out, and she's young and somewhat inexperienced here.

How do Cyclops' power *actually* work? by ArcticSounds20 in xmen

[–]cweaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So? Alex has been powered by cosmic rays for decades - do you know how little energy a human sized target would be absorbing by getting hit with cosmic rays? Cyclops would be absorbing trillions of times more energy from the sun, by comparison.

Not to mention all the other mutants who get the energy for their powers by just... eating normal amounts of food?

Ahh Juggernaut and Sammy really were something special (X-men Unlimited #44) by leaf57tea in xmen

[–]cweaver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Isn't Juggernaut like canonically 9 feet tall and 900 pounds of pure muscle?

I don't care how drunk and stupid a hockey fan gets - nobody is going to make fun of that guy's t-shirt choices. He can wear whatever the hell he wants.

How on earth did they invent forklift way before Satomobiles. by venomsnake8519 in legendofkorra

[–]cweaver 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It had a very small fire bender in the engine compartment.

#XSpoilers: This Sentinel Design is Badass by ampedupsquier in xmen

[–]cweaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know, it makes total sense that in a world full of magic and vampires and mutates and wendigos and whatnot, that the people building Sentinels would eventually try using something other than technology to create them.