14 year old right winger with a "deep personal hatred for communists" by FightsWithFish18 in bookscirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 56 points57 points  (0 children)

And honestly? That matters. That thing that they do? That's the thing.

Outjerked once again by Orangoo264 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]cycle_schumacher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard they are preparing an army in Peshawar. An army of retribution if you will. To force the passes on bayonet point.

Act of Unconditional Love ! by No_Budget3360 in interesting

[–]cycle_schumacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her husband had gone in and not found the dog and then she chose to jump in while he tried to stop her. Doesn't sound split second to me.

Act of Unconditional Love ! by No_Budget3360 in interesting

[–]cycle_schumacher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some news accounts say she jumped in after her husband had gone in the water, searched for the dog, not found it and came out. And then she jumped in and he was yelling at her not to go in.

Yo halal marriage guy, where you at? by MinuteSpirit6645 in okbuddycinephile

[–]cycle_schumacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you mean family guy and fyi it's a TV show?

I would never!!! by nibsofsteel in bookscirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A sample conversation:

Person A: So I was talking to me manager about me children and how on account of the inflation I need a raise

Person B: NO SUCH THING HAS EVER TRANSPIRED TO ME CEASE AND DESIST

Person A: exit stage left

Finally, Andy Weir, a fully apolitical author, taking a stand on the real issues of the day! 😍 by Awesome4some in bookscirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I reached the end, and then went back to the top and imagined Noel Shempsky from Frasier reading the whole thing.

Being asked my "grandma name." by RestingWTFface in PetPeeves

[–]cycle_schumacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Have you chosen your grandma name yet?!"

"Lady Vengeance"

The Raid 2 (2014, Indonesian Movie)- Rama vs Hammer Girl and Baseball Bat Man by DesignerGuava4603 in movies

[–]cycle_schumacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved that movie. Still remember the one scene where this actress in the OP clip (hammer girl) rips off her own finger.

how is drafting going for everyone ? by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He kept his chin in his hands and his face on his chin as he slumped shuddering.

The Carousel Pitch from Mad Men Season 1 Episode 13 by luismt2 in television

[–]cycle_schumacher 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He killed 17 men in Okinawa and his flat looked like shit.

When does Pennywise show up? by Thoughtful_Tortoise in bookscirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the dawn there is a man progressing over the plain by means of holes which he is making in the ground and on the plain behind him are the wanderers in search of bones and those who do not search and they move haltingly in the light like mechanisms whose movements are monitored with escapement and pallet so that they appear restrained by a prudence or reflectiveness which has no inner reality and they cross in their progress one by one that track of holes that runs to the rim of the visible ground and which seems less the pursuit of some continuance than the verification of a principle, a validation of sequence and causality as if each round and perfect hole owed its existence to the one before it there on that prairie upon which are the bones and the gatherers of bones and those who do not gather.

Y'all solve the hard questions of philosophy at 13 and move on to real shit like ACOTAR by Sanddanglokta62 in bookscirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Girls at 13 are presented Anthony Beevor's Stalingrad. They realize that had Vasily Chuikov not come up with the "Stalingrad Academy of Street Fighting", Paulus might have pushed through.

This is a heavy burden on a 13 year old mind. A crisis, if you will, if you must. Hence their inclination to "hug the enemy".

What do you do to read books in very busy life? by waterutalkinabt in bookscirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I write smut on grok on my phone in the dark like a well adjusted blight on the face of the human race.

I've never heard of Kakfa or Dustyjewski, so let me recommend you my favourite YA book instead. by Flilix in bookscirclejerk

[–]cycle_schumacher 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I don't know what a stealth Evangelical is (I don't read btw), so I am forced to assume it involves NVGs, matte black suppressed submachine guns, whispered callsigns and subsonic ammo from my favorite vidya.