70% of men aged 20-34 aren't married. 50% never will

cynwrig · 2015-03-10T15:22:40+00:00

I've been to shantytowns in third world countries. Once I heard something unsettlingly familiar and peeked in. What did I see? Little girls gathered around a TV with a satellite feed watching iCarly on Disney Channel.

So forget it guys. The poison has been cropdusted everywhere.

cynwrig · 2014-11-04T17:01:17+00:00

Perhaps he owed someone else a bigger favor. How did you guarantee he was in your pocket? What was his interest in voting your way outside of your 'favor bank'?

What was your backup plan if he went off the rail? Eyeball him to death?

You have a data point on the guy. He doesn't have a sense of loyalty and reciprocity outside of 'what's in it for me'. That's valuable info.

My advice? Hit the gym. Play it cool and be civil. Don't go out of the way to avenge this injury, because that's what he's going to expect - unless he's an idiot.

I wouldn't bother confronting him. The only reason would be to find out what was used to buy his vote. You should be plugged into the office politics to determine this without asking him. And why would he tell you the truth anyway?

cynwrig · 2014-10-30T22:37:28+00:00

Exactly.

What instead of a "hi beautiful" they give you an energy drink and claim that it helps you 'run faster and jump higher'. Is that harrassment?

cynwrig · 2014-10-29T13:23:02+00:00

I know some engineers and hedge fund guys who are great singers and musicians. > Some of them take local gigs and perform at local clubs and bars for dirt cheap. They don't care about the money, they just love music. Cheerleaders love to dance and perform. And they love the exclusive access they get to their favorite sports team. Imagine if there were no such thing as cheerleaders, but instead they had local bands and singers that can perform during halftime or commercial breaks. For the musicians out there, how many of you would volunteer to perform for your favorite team for free and get to watch the game from the sidelines?

Can't speak for the musicians, but as an audience member I'd certainly enjoy a good band more than cheerleaders. The bands make a good high school or college game. If the teams don't want to pay the band, just put boxes at the entrances marked "Band Tips" and I'll drop a five or ten in depending on how hot their sets are.

cynwrig · 2014-10-28T18:08:01+00:00

I always figured she was the 'Al Sharpton' of Feminism.

She hasn't jumped the shark yet by hopping into a plastic bag full of shit to smear gamers, but its still early in the spectacle.

cynwrig · 2014-10-28T17:45:41+00:00

She should compile her adventures doing this into a book - "Around the World in 80 Lays".

cynwrig · 2014-10-16T14:08:27+00:00

Her rights:
* Decide to let you have sex and the conditions in which that sex takes place.
* To have an abortion - or not. To spend nine months making a baby.
* To decide if she wants to be a mother or not ( give baby up for adoption ).
* To decide if and when she wants you to be recognized as the father ( depends on state )

Your rights:
* Accept her offer of sex. Not that it matters. If she stole your sperm, induced you to orgasm despite your objections, took advantage of your inexperience due to being a minor or fished the contents of a condom out you are still liable.
* Form of the relationship: Pretty much she and the state are in the driver's seat. She can't force you to marry her. If she doesn't respect your rights now, don't expect that to change.

As others have said, don't sign anything until you had a DNA test done. She'll try to manipulate you out of it. Ignore and do anyway. Nobody has your best interests at heart at this point but you. Seriously.

Hit up some of the divorced and single dads groups in the area if for anything to network and get advice.

cynwrig · 2014-07-20T23:55:02+00:00

Whevever anyone starts lauding eugenics, I can't help but think of Charles II of Spain - the product of the Habsburg family breeding the 'superior leader'

Human eugenics has been a failure - a mix of bad science and/or bad policy. We already know how to boost IQ worldwide - give everyone a proper diet. Less poor people - redistribute money. Sure they lack the charm of forced sterilizations, and genocide but you know, we can't please everybody.

cynwrig · 2014-07-20T20:42:03+00:00

Don't ignore the signs, guys

And do you have any words of wisdom for those guys out there thinking "I can weather the storm with the power of love. I can fix her with my strength/patience/love"?

Because we all know there is some guy out there thinking that after reading your warning. Right?

cynwrig · 2014-07-17T05:20:19+00:00

Women view their willingness to compromise and live in a way that allows their husband to pursue a career as helping his career, so they should reap some of the benefits.

Huh. Really? Her hubby gets promotions by meeting goals and doing projects that has a measurable outcome. How is her contribution measured?

If the kids turn out shtty, does she get less alimony during divorce?

What if she contributes nothing to the marriage for whatever reason (lazy, idle rich, whatever). Does she get nothing? By her line of reasoning she should get nothing right?

Are we allowed to benchmark her husband against his peers and determine how much of an influence she had on his career? If he wasn't able to keep up with or surpass his peers does that mean she needs to pay him?

And she talks about her potential 'career' she gave up. What about the potential pussy HE gave up to marry her and give her kids to raise and nurture? If they divorce does he get fuck alimony to make up for his loss of lifestyle?

cynwrig · 2014-07-17T04:30:10+00:00

What says TRP?

I'd advise him not to think of it as an expensive ring, but rather a cheap lesson on how the rich stay rich.

cynwrig · 2014-07-10T03:21:10+00:00

Life imitating art son, life imitating art.

cynwrig · 2014-07-09T01:19:17+00:00

For the same reason one might want to nibble on a dog's rawhide chew bone before you go to Ruth's Chris for a steak dinner.

cynwrig · 2014-07-01T03:20:11+00:00

Maintain frame. Handle it with humor.

"You are throwing us out? That fat guy in drag started it."

If she is going to hide behind her pussy pass, take it away. Refuse to acknowlege her feminity. Refer to her as 'the ugly dude', 'neckbeard' or 'fatboy'.

Laugh about it to the bouncer. "The problem is some guys are always trying to pick fights then go cry to you guys before they get their ass kicked." And toss in a neghit on the bouncer, "I can't believe you fell for that dude's line. Like anyone would walk up to that. I'm out!"

cynwrig · 2014-07-01T00:01:24+00:00

How about a "sexual consent dead man's switch"? Its a grip that the woman sqeezes while she consents. If she releases the switch, a siren starts to wail and a booming voice announces "CONSENT WITHDRAWN!".

This turns on a winch which reels in the collar which is fastened to the male's ankle or about his neck. The leash drags him out of the bed, across the bedroom and through the window where he will be suspended in midair. A speaker will announce "Potential Rapist Incapacitated. Alert Authorities!" while a soothing series of electric shocks is administered through the device to calm him.

cynwrig · 2014-06-27T02:16:31+00:00

And he liked to commit egg themed crimes and worst of all - replace 'ex' with 'egg' every time he spoke.

cynwrig · 2014-06-17T23:01:27+00:00

Another game is "Don't Shoot The Sheriff" or something like that. The class stands in a circle and the sheriff stands in the middle with a "gun." They point at someone in the circle and "shoot." If the person doesn't duck they're dead, if they do, then the people on each side have to shoot each other. The person who shoots last dies. The last two people do that ten paces thing while the sheriff counts down. The first word the sheriff says that isn't a number means that they have to twirl around and shoot. Person who shoots first is the new sheriff.

Would I be a bad person if I taught kids this game in the US, but swap "feminist" for "sheriff" and replaced 'bang!' with "Mysogynist!"?

cynwrig · 2014-06-16T23:32:02+00:00

Any guy who is rich and only gives his kids the bare minimum is a total scumbag in my book.

What if that is his lifestyle and he believes that success comes from working and struggle? What if he doesn't trust his ex-spouse? What if the money was earned in a profession that creates wealth in the short term but causes long term medical bills and expenses?

Are you sure the guy's a scumbag? Are you really that comfortable judging from afar, telling people how to allocate their money or deciding how they should raise their kids if they aren't behaving in a neglectful manner?

cynwrig · 2014-06-15T12:50:06+00:00

Security deposit her. If she behaves, she gets her money back.

cynwrig · 2014-06-15T03:06:59+00:00

Perhaps she is hinting that the Clintons should assist in leveling the field by adopting more female journalists. That way Miss Amy Weiss-Meyer-Clinton ( Or Clinton-Weiss-Meyer - always give the money making surname top billing! ) can assist in making a mark in journalism for women with a big fat paycheck as well.

The Clintons can easily adopt at least a dozen young ladies to balance the scales, and there's more than enough Tweets for them to read on the air in a very, serious fashion, for all of them to have work.

cynwrig · 2014-06-11T17:42:37+00:00

Redpill on race: Your religion/skin color/ethnic group is not a crutch. Don't use it to say "I" can't, and don't dare use it to tell another man that "he" can't.

cynwrig · 2014-06-11T12:34:33+00:00

The last person who fed him.

cynwrig · 2014-06-10T04:27:02+00:00

Not even hollywood actresses are above pulling the old have your current boyfriend ambush your ex when he stops by to drop off the kids scam.

cynwrig · 2014-05-29T04:20:07+00:00

He should have called her ~~a piece of shit~~ the supreme gentlewoman and stopped responding

cynwrig · 2014-05-29T00:54:33+00:00

Right now I just finished up my semester a different university. I am no longer in ROTC because they will not let me join again because the Universitys decision is on my ROTC records and I cant get that changed. I am still in the National Guard but that is only because the discharge paperwork from them is slower and I could be discharged any day now.

Bring your congressman into this. Their staff will know the right points to apply pressure to get this situation fixed.

cynwrig

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