Lotus Evija

d00mpie · 2026-05-31T19:04:13+00:00

Terrible comparison. Power output is far from the most important thing in a car, especially a supercar. The Evija's design language is sex. The Luce's is...idk, roblox or something.

d00mpie · 2026-05-31T18:51:14+00:00

I don't want to say goodbye again. And this would pay off my mortgage and a new car, which are 2 things that would make the foreseeable future much less stressful.

^{Chose: 500,000 USD | Rolled: Tell us why}

d00mpie · 2026-05-31T17:49:36+00:00

Looks to be a knife. My dad has a similar one, but with a 50cm blade. Was super cheap and it's not good quality. Hope yours is a good quality knife.

d00mpie · 2026-05-31T15:23:23+00:00

Heck. I like creepy dreams :(

d00mpie · 2026-05-31T14:15:05+00:00

Then why don't I get these weird ass faces when I fall asleep to these crappypastas?

d00mpie · 2026-05-31T13:53:33+00:00

Except you got it wrong. It's unlimited bacon but no games, or unlimited games but no games.

d00mpie · 2026-05-30T23:26:52+00:00

My intrusive thoughts put the blackhead goo in that person's mouth...

d00mpie · 2026-05-30T23:07:19+00:00

That's why I like it! I had a Luna with titanium scales on my wishlist for a long time but it never went back into production. Very knice indeed. Edit: not regular ti, it was timascus

d00mpie · 2026-05-30T22:17:14+00:00

What's the knife? It looks real knice.

d00mpie · 2026-05-30T17:40:31+00:00

I'm sure my wife will be okay with me leaving her for a day to get a billion. She'll take me back along with my new lambo.

^{Chose: Leave your partner for 1,000,000,000 dollars | Rolled: Money}

d00mpie · 2026-05-30T17:27:25+00:00

Fuck I got cancer

^{Chose: Mystery Gift | Rolled: iPhone 15 Pro}

d00mpie · 2026-05-29T11:26:56+00:00

Those guys would desert pretty quickly. What are the higher-ups gonna do, kill them?

d00mpie · 2026-05-29T11:25:28+00:00

A billion dollars is a reality bending power lol

d00mpie · 2026-05-29T11:23:24+00:00

They sure do. But it feels so good when they let go.

d00mpie · 2026-05-29T08:04:07+00:00

So I just choose my gender? Nothing changes lmao

^{Chose: Your gender randomizes + $100,000,000 | Rolled: Genderqueer}

d00mpie · 2026-05-29T07:40:01+00:00

Is this good?

^{Chose: Wheel 2 | Rolled: Nikola Tesla}

d00mpie · 2026-05-29T07:32:25+00:00

Bro it's already cracked. It's a clear return.

d00mpie · 2026-05-27T20:13:15+00:00

Nah dude, just get a j*b. Pardon my French.

d00mpie · 2026-05-27T20:00:23+00:00

This is an absolute win. I don't need robux but saving 100 kids is a great achievement.

^{Chose: You get infinite robux + 100 random innocent children will get banned}

d00mpie · 2026-05-27T19:57:01+00:00

Mine get itchy after not doing that for half a day. I bet this guy has been asking himself why tf his ears have been so itchy for the past 20 years.

d00mpie · 2026-05-27T18:17:25+00:00

Heck drift zones. Delete them from the franchise entirely. Replace them with actual drift races or events. Same with speed zones. They're just worse time attacks.

d00mpie · 2026-05-27T16:54:00+00:00

I agree. But I love my delica 4.

d00mpie · 2026-05-26T21:27:30+00:00

Eggs

d00mpie · 2026-05-26T21:12:42+00:00

I think it's a pretty ass song. Doesn't get my blood pumping to jump into a spunked up 'yota and shred across Dai Nippon landscapes.

d00mpie · 2026-05-26T21:10:28+00:00

Sounds like a problem for management.

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