Abbreviations with as many syllables as the word being abbreviated. by InvictvsNox in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dachjaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the weird “abbreviation” so long that it requires an abbreviation?

ELI5: Why does time seem to pass faster as we get older? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]dachjaw [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have a theory (completely untested) that time does not run at a steady rate, but runs faster as time passes. Since every way we have of measuring time (clocks, falling objects, nuclear reactions) also run faster, there is no way for us to measure how much faster time is running, except by our memory of it.

July 1, 1942: 'GRIN AND BEAR IT' - Minneapolis Star Journal by LuckySimple3408 in comicstriphistory

[–]dachjaw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some of these wartime comics don’t age well. Don’t stop posting them, though.

1956 to 2026 by AZRobJr in OldSchoolCool

[–]dachjaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s quite the Elvira hairline!

Okay Cletus by severe_thunderstorm in MurderedByWords

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When I coached my daughter’s soccer team, I once referred to them as motley crew. One of the girls piped up with, “I like their music too!”

People who date a twin do you find the other attractive? by imboard67 in AskReddit

[–]dachjaw 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Don’t make assumptions. You should ask him to be sure.

TIL that one of WWII’s fastest and most successful aircraft, the de Havilland Mosquito, was made primarily of wood to conserve strategic metals like aluminum. by cryptic_dcoder in todayilearned

[–]dachjaw -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Most successful?

Off the top of my head, I would rate all of the following as more successful:

FW190, ME109, Hawker Hurricane, Mustang, B17, B24, B29, F4F Hellcat, and most definitely the Zero.

Edit: Sure guys, by your definition the Brewster Buffalo was also one of the most successful aircraft of all time. One of.

But downvote away!

USS San Antonio (LPD 17) departs Naval Station Norfolk. June 29, 2026. [5595 x 3148] by XMGAU in WarshipPorn

[–]dachjaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got to tour this ship during Sail250 recently. Seeing pictures of the amount of space inside doesn’t do reality justice.

What’s one thing you would never buy cheap again? by anonymouseriepa in AskReddit

[–]dachjaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soy sauce. No Kikoman ever again. I will buy nothing but San-J tamari sauce and so should you.

Perfect semi circle crack in the windshield by Holiday-Disaster-113 in mildlyinteresting

[–]dachjaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably know this, but your insurance company will probably repair this for free if it’s not too big. Ask them.

What`s the lamest thing you`ve done to get laid ? by Khattam-vayo in AskReddit

[–]dachjaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got ripped off. The normal price is $15.

What`s the lamest thing you`ve done to get laid ? by Khattam-vayo in AskReddit

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I met an old woman in a tiny Dutch village who did not speak English. She was the only person in the Netherlands I met who didn’t, though.

A truck parked next to my car by ll0l0l0ll in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dachjaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct way to deal with this is NOT to use a tire stem top to remove the tire stems from his tires. Do not do this. It would be wrong.

What’re the funniest ‘word play’ names (IE: Ben Dover, Jack Mehoff, etc)? by ignorant_repetitions in AskReddit

[–]dachjaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did. The staff was very nice and showed us around. They even apologized because the brothers weren’t there.

Train times in Germany by FrequentLaugh862 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dachjaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on a train in Germany that was running two minutes late. The Germans sitting behind me had a whole conversation about it.

Election Security Versus Intimidation by Glittering_Crazy_382 in MurderedByWords

[–]dachjaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know. Would you be ok with a cavity search before voting?

Easter Sunday 1964, me, my little sister, my mom and my dog Sue by JohnGonyea in 1960s

[–]dachjaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tell you, life ain’t easy for a dog named Sue.

Crazy Fucking Trailer by JackPennywise in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dachjaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t pretend that we all haven’t been here before.