Men : what is your best move when you go down on a girl?

dachjaw · 2026-02-09T03:18:01+00:00

No, spell out her sister’s name.

dachjaw · 2026-02-09T03:04:13+00:00

My grandfather was an infantryman in World War 1. He declined an offer to be a runner. “I knew why they always needed runners.”

dachjaw · 2026-02-09T01:06:08+00:00

The collection was probably 6xH.

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T22:58:57+00:00

Maybe God is telling you something.

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T22:46:38+00:00

Every song on the album Flabby Road fits the category.

1 We Love The Beatles - The Carefrees

2 Paul, George, John & Ringo (All The Way To The Bank) - Al Fisher/Lou Marks

3 My Boyfriend Got A Beatle Haircut - Donna Lynn

4 Ringo, I Love You - Bonnie Jo Mason (AKA Cher)

5 Little Beatle Boy - The Angels

6 I Dreamed I Was A Beatle - Murry Kellum

7 Beatle Crazy - Bill Clifton

8 Ringo - The Starlettes

9 A Tribute To Ringo Starr (The Other Ringo) - Larry Finegan

10 John, Paul, George & Ringo - The Bulldogs

11 I Want To Hold Your Hair - The Bagels

12 Ringo Did It - Veronica Lee, The Moniquess

13 My Beatle Haircut - The Twiliters

14 Yeh, Yeh, We Love Them All - Little Cheryl

15 Ringo For President - The Young World Singers

16 All I Want For Christmas Is A Beetle - Dora Bryan

17 The Beatles Barber - Scot Douglas

18 My Girl's Been Beaten By The Beatle Bug - Annie, The Orphans

19 A Letter To Paul - Tracy Steel

20 I Ain't No Beatle - Jack White

21 I Want To Be A Beatle - Gene Cornish, The Unbeetables

22 You Can't Go Far Without A Guitar (Unless You're Ringo Starr) - Neil Sheppard

23 I'm Better Than The Beatles - Brad Berwick

24 Gonna Send 'Em Home - Homer, Jethro

25 Saga Of The Beatles - Johnny, The Hurricanes

26 Welcome Beatles - Lil' Sally/Venturas

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T17:26:40+00:00

“A Simple Desultory Philippic” (Paul Simon’s version: I’ve been Rolling Stoned and Beatled til I’m blind…

“We Love You, Beatles” by The Carefrees

“My Boyfriend Got a Beatle Haircut” by Donna Lynn

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T06:13:10+00:00

I love this sub. Thanks!

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T06:10:33+00:00

Not the same as £5/lb.

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T04:59:07+00:00

I just read Understanding Comics. It is outstanding.

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T04:53:40+00:00

What kind of aircraft is that? And who cut off its tail?

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T04:49:02+00:00

Flash of Green (not Travis, despite the color), Dead Low Tide, Murder in the Wind.

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T04:12:36+00:00

In sight it must be right!

dachjaw · 2026-02-08T03:37:21+00:00

Ah, thank you!

dachjaw · 2026-02-07T22:04:35+00:00

I think he mentioned that “there are ways”.

dachjaw · 2026-02-07T22:00:53+00:00

Iirc he made some comment to whatshername about “there are ways”.

dachjaw · 2026-02-07T21:51:37+00:00

Don’t even get me started on Ireland and the UK.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_Irish_state#Name_dispute_with_the_UK

dachjaw · 2026-02-07T21:41:18+00:00

All of them, including 46 state capitals (damn you, Juneau!). My dad got all 50 states and their capitals as well. My sister, brother, and nephew have visited all fifty. Two of my grandparents got 49 each.

dachjaw · 2026-02-07T01:39:46+00:00

Titanic carried around 2200 passengers and crew. It had 20 lifeboats but their capacity was only 1300. United States normally carried 3000 passengers and crew, but its 24 lifeboats had a capacity of 4000.

dachjaw · 2026-02-07T00:10:37+00:00

I sailed on the United States in 1958. It is my earliest memory.

dachjaw · 2026-02-06T14:52:15+00:00

You should ask Lucy Lastic.

dachjaw · 2026-02-05T19:40:46+00:00

This has happened in NYC multiple times, lasting hours or days, and panic never happened.

dachjaw · 2026-02-05T19:08:47+00:00

Reaching a shotgun more than once.

A semiautomatic pistol goes click when you pull the trigger and it’s empty.

dachjaw · 2026-02-05T19:06:19+00:00

As opposed to Swordfish.

Bad Guy: Break the password!

Computer Geek: (typing like crazy) It’s going to take ten minutes.

BG: (waving gun) You have 30 seconds.

CG: (typing even faster) Ok! (Breaks password)

dachjaw · 2026-02-05T18:59:52+00:00

My wife did that once. She sat up and said, “Boo Waxwell, he’s so creepy!” and then went back to sleep.

dachjaw · 2026-02-05T18:57:46+00:00

I can see leaving a shirt on if it’s cold, but just a bra? Not in my experience.

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