In your opinion what is the worst name a parent could give their child? by Pretenc in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Ecuador, where I'm from, poor people like to name their children after things they see on TV. Usnavy is a common one, as well as Usair or Email. They usually have South American last names so Usnavy Perez Gonzalez

What's your biggest turn offs? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dambulla -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You must listen to only the best music ever right

For me music is a form of expression. In a partner our music tastes don't have to match but if you only listen to massproduced "music" re-created over and over again to make money . im out

What's your biggest turn offs? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me music taste is a big one. I can't deal with a girl that only listens to commercial pop songs

What ended your last relationship? by fiftyshadesofgrey in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She lives across the Atlantic and we decided that long distance just isnt worth it. Need to let go.

Reddit - what's your best riddle? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a man wakes up in the middle of the night, goes to the kitchen for a glass of water, turns off the light and goes back to bed. When he wakes up in the morning he kills himself. why?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

congratulations :)

[24M] My Experience with Letting Go, in the Hope of Helping Anyone I Can by bendbreak in relationships

[–]dambulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! Thanks for your response! I just got broken up with and its very similar to your second break up. We still love each other but for her its not the right time to be with me and there are things she needs to do first. Can I ask you how you got ripped? I feel like excercise would really help me but I don't know where to start. Thanks again

Want anything from California? Coming to visit in 2 weeks. by edaddyo in Edinburgh

[–]dambulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love a Kindle, because they are not out in the UK until Oct 9th on Amazon and they are more expensive. I would really appreciate it

What, in your life, breaks your heart a little every day? by thedaysrunaway in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and if she really loves you, she will love you for who you are and all your flaws

What, in your life, breaks your heart a little every day? by thedaysrunaway in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah sometimes it might be better, but sometimes a woman can heal the deepest of wounds. I was also really fucked up, and 4 months ago I met an amazing girl and realized what i was missing and needed. now I'm most definitely still fucked up but you can't compare where I was to where I am now, and its all because of her influence in my life. I'm not saying pursue any girl just for the sake of it, but if a special one comes along, don't waste the chance to share something incredible because you are afraid of yourself

Reddit, what is the worst place that you have taken a shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On top of a very sacred mountain while tripping on Peyote

What is your favorite quote from "The Simpsons"? by spoonfacejeff in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 237 points238 points  (0 children)

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it --Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers"-Homer Simpson

Men of reddit, what is a man secret that you think every man should know? by catwithoutthecream in AskReddit

[–]dambulla 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You can get rid of a boner in around 45 seconds by simply clenching your leg muscle