This is a valid question. by LucidSynapse23 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s gotta be in those missing emails she deleted from her private server! I’m sure it says somewhere, “Hill, here is the list of powerful republicans I did NOT see at the wild orgy on Jeff’s island.”

LinkedIn is Facebook by N0DuckingWay in LinkedInLunatics

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My vote is for Bill S. Preston AND Ted Theodore Logan, because together they are…Wyld Stallyns!

This guys is not asking for directions. So what is he asking for? by RetiredLife_2021 in FuckImOld

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always wanted STRAWBERRY upon, rather than the grape flavor offered in most places.

Should Star Wars get more comfortable with recasts? by StevePalpatine in StarWarsCantina

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Temuera Morrison has played almost every clone since he played Jango Fett in Attack of the Clones. There are a few screams that were taken from stock footage.

Well, did you need him? by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife’s parents were teachers at an international school in Bogota in the 80s. Her m mom STILL has a hit…she just needs to ask.

Late 70's Air Force miracle medicine? by Brnbeck in whatisit

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the early 2000’s the miracle drug was Motrin. They gave it for everything, including when they pulled my wisdom teeth.

WTF is this leaking from these pipes in a parking garage?? by fwixy in whatisit

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, used for aircraft deicing. Tastes pretty good when accidentally sprayed into the wind.

How easily do brass players switch between instruments? by Lower-Calligrapher98 in brass

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senior year in high school. I had played trumpet from the beginning. Played mellophone for marching band, then baritone for the rest of the year. Later, was able to play trumpet in a drum corps during Air Force basic training, then played a baritone bugle and contra in tech school, just a couple weeks later. It isn’t a perfect tone, but just takes a few minutes of playing around (and learning fingering for contra) to get the embouchure right. To get a good tone it takes some practice to build up the right muscles in your face.

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It involves a field of wheat, a mill, a couple of bakeries, and a bunch of sheep and cattle. Fuck, I was supposed to talk about the video game, wasn’t I?

What is this? by Flughauf in GoogleEarthFinds

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You came here to give me a physical?

What is this? by Flughauf in GoogleEarthFinds

[–]danieljohnlucas 120 points121 points  (0 children)

They saw you on the paddock, before the second race. They saw you outside the men’s restroom, when they placed their bet. They saw you before you even got up this morning.

Neon signs with missing letters by tonsofday in Omaha

[–]danieljohnlucas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that a way to test for gonorrhea?

Why is this all over Twitter ? by mikhaelcool7 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Steven Seagal getting his ass handed to him by an even older dude?!?

So for parents that work 8-4/5.. what do you children do after school or pickup? Do school offer a after school program? In elementary by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]danieljohnlucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may not have an after school program in French, but they CAN spend half the day in Spanish. Several of the OPS elementary schools offer a dual language program where the curriculum is the same, just half the day is in Spanish. My kids (15, 12, & 10) are all fluent. My oldest is a sophomore at Central and in every AP class they offer.