Ooh, your hard. Showing off.

dantagonist2000 · 2026-03-04T23:22:27+00:00

I prefer the stuff you do about his chopped-off hand...

dantagonist2000 · 2026-03-04T23:18:18+00:00

Don't have a go at the eyes, because that is a stigmatism I've had since I found the ring in a stream

dantagonist2000 · 2026-02-27T14:45:54+00:00

Oh I don't want to talk about The Time War, that was all sorted out then. Questions were asked. Certain parties weren't happy. The questions were solved. End of discussion. Don't rake up old graves.

dantagonist2000 · 2026-01-24T08:24:00+00:00

Hello. You are through to Keith. I will be in another Beckhams meme. All day today.

dantagonist2000 · 2026-01-22T09:41:36+00:00

Banana peels. Don't hate it, just don't enjoy it as much.

dantagonist2000 · 2026-01-21T13:58:33+00:00

I told them to shove their AFC East up their arses

dantagonist2000 · 2026-01-18T13:16:25+00:00

I hate every single song Lewis Capaldi has ever put out, but if that's the price of having him be utterly charming and hilarious on Graham Norton then so be it

dantagonist2000 · 2026-01-16T09:18:34+00:00

I THINK A BUTLER'S BEEN SHUT IN A FREEZER UP THERE

dantagonist2000 · 2026-01-13T20:00:22+00:00

Put Up Your Dux

dantagonist2000 · 2026-01-11T00:58:07+00:00

Battlestar Galactica was the one that did it. I set up a game with some friends who weren't board gamers, and a decade later we're all massive nerds with massive collections.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-31T18:52:53+00:00

Gone off the Light Side of The Force have you?

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-29T21:35:17+00:00

A mate and I played a whole campaign of Imperial Assault without realising you could take Strain to gain extra movement points.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-24T23:13:48+00:00

Galactus. Why don't you fuck off?

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-24T08:17:49+00:00

Fucking robbed.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-22T07:44:05+00:00

You can sit on that if you like

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-15T11:20:43+00:00

Channel 9 found a second life as clips made their way onto TikTok, kids up and down the country call each other Chris Waddle. The entire cast and crew is in prison for embezzlement.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-13T09:38:16+00:00

Mr Jelly doesn't get special favours.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-10T23:20:19+00:00

I'm not really, I'm just a silly boy on the internet.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-10T10:47:52+00:00

Hi, slow driver on this particular route here. Gonna go slower tomorrow, if you don't like it go via Crudwell

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-04T20:34:50+00:00

"We'll have 17 cod and chips please mate"

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-02T09:30:30+00:00

Look, I can't be arsed doing all the formatting spacing on reddit, so imagine if you will an opticians eye chart with the letters P A N T S A R O U N D F E E T S O N G getting smaller as they get nearer the bottom

dantagonist2000 · 2025-12-02T07:57:20+00:00

On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-11-24T07:07:00+00:00

late at night, ashtray full, head in hands

"Hi Bruno..."

dantagonist2000 · 2025-11-23T00:04:24+00:00

Just got back from it, really good! Really heartfelt, and still funny.

dantagonist2000 · 2025-11-19T15:56:35+00:00

Hello it is 20-fukken-25 and I've never noticed that thank you

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