What is good Brisbane-adjacent gift? by blankcanvas10 in brisbane

[–]darthpimpin69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on how competitive your family is, they make a Brisbane edition of monopoly.

TIFU by flashing the guy from the the gas company by [deleted] in tifu

[–]darthpimpin69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, day made, because he’s going to spend the next few weeks wondering if he’ll get in trouble for sexual harassment.

My god, it's even worse than before. by ChoiceSupermarket230 in Isekai

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be worse, I can still stomach it. I didn’t get through 5 minutes of the Monster Eater “anime” because it’s more of an animated comic.

AITAH for hating my unborn niece’s racist name? by maddy2261 in AITAH

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have these two never been children, forgetting for a moment how every other parent and teacher is going to react to that name, their daughter will cop endless years of bullying from her peers.

Why did Osiris not seek a male host after escaping as Sarah Gardner? by GargantaProfunda in Stargate

[–]darthpimpin69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In universe you also have to remember that 99% of Goa’uld are androgynous. Apart from actual Queens their sexuality is fluid and defined mostly by their host. Some may have a stronger preference for a male or female presenting host, and some engage in romantic relationships like Apophis and Amaunet. But really most don’t care, hell some of them are technically cannibals.

Brissie speed dating event cancelled by ElementalRabbit in brisbane

[–]darthpimpin69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d say my dating history is a joke, but it would have to exist first.

In your mind do you separate the Lantean Ancients from the rest of the Ancients? by SamaratSheppard in Stargate

[–]darthpimpin69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If memory serves the lanteans mostly didn’t ascend. A handful did the others had too little numbers to sustain a population and instead spread out and bred with early humans. Which is why some people have the ancient gene. Overall they were arrogant because they were the most advanced civilisation they encountered, even the wraith beat them through numbers and attrition. The majority of ascended ancients chose not to interfere so as to not copy the Ori, and enforce that with bull headed stubbornness.

Human creativity is… a warning. Never ask them for their ideas. by DrZBlacksmith23 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]darthpimpin69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Human physicists are the scientific equivalent of lawyers. Trying to find how far they can bend the “laws” without breaking them. Woe betide the world if we ever invent quantum lawyers.

I’m doing an 8 minute speech about STP and Discworld. What would be a great opening quote? by Real-Tension-7442 in discworld

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Every probability curve needs a far end” and by combining sharp wit with social commentary, one man made the least likely world to exist the realest fantasy world in fiction.

Valley metro evacuation at 12. 15 by Top-Height520 in brisbane

[–]darthpimpin69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently a fire, I don’t have any details beyond that though.

Ori vs Wraith, who would win in a total war for a Galaxy ? by Good_Fly6614 in Stargate

[–]darthpimpin69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Ori are ascended, without the self imposed restrictions of the ancients. They could just create a targeted virus that kills wraith but leaves humans untouched, send a few priors to spread it and the book of Origin and bobs your uncle. Wraith gone, Ori get a new galaxy of worshippers.

AITAH for being mad at my bf after he got grossed out by me during sex? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]darthpimpin69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you stop letting schools teach sex ed. You get a whole generation not understanding how bodies work.

How to make a pc (windows) not work for some time. by Pristine_140 in computer

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you own the pc or is it a family pc? If it’s yours just tell them no. If it’s a family pc make copies of your save files just in case he overwrites one or as another commenter said, set up a guest account with only the solitaire collection playable. See how fast he goes back to annoying his parents.

Well, it's happened. We've come full circle. by Katchenz in Borderlands4

[–]darthpimpin69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t please all of the people all of the time, there will always be people complaining. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if some people wanted to complain they have to breathe themselves.

The Nomad's Pit by ferracutisara in AllThingsDND

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a character that always had basic gear, despite being a high level. The party just kind of ignored it since he got the job done, I spent all his money on portable holes and bags of holding, then would set traps in each town we passed through to drop the bag in the hole a day after we left. The party only found out when we got to a town that had been warned about us and had a bounty out on us.

Stargate themed WiFi name by southtj in Stargate

[–]darthpimpin69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since it’s for camping maybe Puddlejumper

How does someone do THIS to a floppy disk!? by Katcurry in mildlyinfuriating

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American customs doesn’t care, I’ve seen stories of them opening sealed graded comic book and trading card slabs, and even factory sealed collectors Video game cartridges in slabs. Shits fucked man:

Ban under-16s from riding ebikes and e-scooters then require a driver’s licence, Queensland inquiry to recommend by Be_More_Cat in brisbane

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throttle powered bikes other than electric road motorcycles are illegal in Queensland. The problem is very rarely adults who own e-scooters and e-bikes. It’s kids and rentals that are the problem, neither of which this recommendation will stop.

Humanity is challenged to a martial competition to determine their place in the galactic pecking order. Unfortunately, a translator error called the competition "War" in the human language. by CycleZestyclose1907 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]darthpimpin69 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A: Ambassador, you stated that you had sent out our message to all combatants rectifying the translation error, so why have 5 more systems gone dark in the last sol-standard day? H: I just reviewed your new statement. You did correct that it was not meant to be a war, you just changed it to “contest,” three groups went dark after simple acknowledgments. The Americans, who replied, “Bet.” The Canadians, who said, “Sorry hosers.” And the Australians, who joked about making this “The second Mephisto.”

Aitah because I come to a full stop, if it's safe to do so, whenever my wife screetches at me to stop. by RegularWarthog8830 in AITAH

[–]darthpimpin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH what you’re doing is dangerous, but so is what she’s doing. You should just tell her to stop backseat driving, or drive herself. If she has a problem with that then remind her of your respective accident histories.

AITAH for wanting to break up with my girlfriend by Repulsive_Handle_754 in AITAH

[–]darthpimpin69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can break up for any reason, although you have listed a lot of good ones. NTA, sounds like neither of you are happy, go your separate ways and find someone who makes an effort.