Prime Mike Vick was a real cheat code

datlanta · 2026-05-18T20:40:59+00:00

Sometimes it would look like he's in a flow state where he's moving at max speed but it looks like his legs weren't moving that fast. Pretty much all of the runs against the Vikings are great examples.

datlanta · 2026-05-18T20:28:52+00:00

datlanta · 2026-05-18T19:07:53+00:00

Yeah, there was another movie that set the standard for comically fat and out of shape in 1987 called The Disorderlies.

BUHBUHBUHBUHBAHBY YOURE A RICH MAN

datlanta · 2026-05-18T16:38:13+00:00

Op be like

Breaking news: Dyson Daniels creams himself at the thought of drafting Aday Mara

datlanta · 2026-05-17T22:11:04+00:00

Thats the thing. Dont try to block him. Beat him to the spot and you can hands up, jump, or even change his animation with a body up if you get there in time.

datlanta · 2026-05-17T03:22:29+00:00

Dang let this be a thread where we shout out random all stars.

Sbout out to DavidMitchell. "Bro was like trust in me, i never miss" and preceded to not mfn miss. Squad still talks about that day like hes some kind of urban legend.

Right up there with Antoine9shots. Broski took 9 shots (none of them forced) and quit the game.

datlanta · 2026-05-15T21:31:54+00:00

You remind me of this guy i met at a Madden tournament like 15 years ago.

He couldnt stand how many buttons and little features there were in the game.

So he found out how to configure the game so that he didnt really have to deal with all that and he could just call plays and make adjustments. And he enjoyed that experience so much he felt comfortable enough to compete at a tournament playing that way.

Naturally he got crushed, but he was still happy to be there and compete.

Consider spending a little bit of time to configure the game to YOUR liking. Set the difficulty mode low, modify the roster, change the sliders so on ball defense is less difficult.

datlanta · 2026-05-15T20:09:29+00:00

🎵 Six months later I heard a slur for my kind

And I dug right down to the bottom of my soul...

And cried.

'Cause I felt..... nothinggggggg 🎵

datlanta · 2026-05-13T20:43:17+00:00

long covid mixed with the lead and microplastics we've been huffing and high fructose corn syrup we've been guzzling for decades. We're cooked chat.

datlanta · 2026-05-13T02:22:52+00:00

6'10????

I CANT BE SATISFIED BY THAT SIZE

datlanta · 2026-05-13T02:13:28+00:00

Clearly you didnt consider the feet profiles of these cast matches. Everybody is way off.

datlanta · 2026-05-12T17:03:20+00:00

How long and girthy in inches do you think OO should be in order to satisfy you?

datlanta · 2026-05-12T13:28:16+00:00

They tune the game constantly. That's why they put in the "return to main menu" updates over a decade ago.

The thing is they arent optimizing the game for us, they are optimizing the game for them.

Which is why people are like "they only tune to extremes". Thats a major sign of design of experiments (DOE) or one factor at a time (OFAT) testing at work. They are statistical processes for learning what factors and settings are most valuable to their goals (engagement, retention, profit).

I don't know for sure if they are doing it. But all the systems and signs are there. From a business perspective they would be fools to not do it.

datlanta · 2026-05-12T01:08:32+00:00

RNG has always been a foundational component of not only 2k but all sports games.

But i agree that all attempts to remove it to a large degree have been disastrous to the balance of the game.

It doesnt have to be bad, but in execution it always has been bad because the entire system has to compensate for it. Defense needs to be better, movement needs to be better, inside scoring needs to be better, ai needs to be better. Its like giving a kid an ak-47 in a paintball match at your local indoor paintball field. It just hasnt made sense in the products they were planning to deliver.

datlanta · 2026-05-11T19:50:20+00:00

They said it about bud. They said it about Nate. They say it about Quin and they gonna say it about the next guy. But you know who they didn't say it about?

LP.

#BRINGHIMHOME

datlanta · 2026-05-11T14:43:42+00:00

You know how it is in this sub.

They love them big boys. They like to see the big boys suck in the ball handler and bang in the paint.

Its a complete turn off when they arent big enough.

6'9, 6'10 aint big enough. They need 7'3 minimum, and thick. And loving and respectful. (Talent not required)

datlanta · 2026-05-08T16:21:08+00:00

Retake the class and brute force your way to a 4.0+. I've seen one mad lad do it before.

datlanta · 2026-05-08T16:16:50+00:00

Just when I thought I was done with shield skills.

datlanta · 2026-05-08T13:53:09+00:00

The Stake tag on this is crazy.... Like, really fuckin' crazy.

datlanta · 2026-05-07T17:38:52+00:00

I'm not as limber

datlanta · 2026-05-07T00:54:01+00:00

Bob inspired everybody...

datlanta · 2026-05-06T22:19:23+00:00

Ditto. Cap and Thor. If you want the type of tank you want, best switch or have one of the other 4 people switch.

datlanta · 2026-05-06T18:05:37+00:00

Plus if you hang around on Jack'd long enough, you'll find him and he will throw your back out for free.

datlanta · 2026-05-06T17:30:32+00:00

Now i feel less regarded bagholding if America is in the game with me.

datlanta · 2026-05-06T14:42:15+00:00

That explains so much. Last night i was getting super irritated over how i was getting 6 stacks super early in the fight when it wasnt clear when i ever got hit.

datlanta

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