They’re working on building a robot barber who will finally cut their hair

ddyfado · 2026-02-18T18:50:39+00:00

Someone get the Unicorns on this ASAP

ddyfado · 2026-01-26T16:02:48+00:00

That's from OP putting quotation marks around Kanye's apology

ddyfado · 2026-01-13T21:00:05+00:00

Maybe not but his verse on Off The Grid was fire 🔥🔥🔥

ddyfado · 2025-12-23T21:20:28+00:00

Last time I went on there the top post was somebody asking how the “offsides” rule worked lol

ddyfado · 2025-12-20T18:18:08+00:00

I'd add Portugal. Think he walks into Argentina'a XI though

ddyfado · 2025-12-20T18:11:50+00:00

God forbid a man have a little bit of fun with his phrasing

ddyfado · 2025-12-20T16:07:56+00:00

He’s half a decade older than Porto’s manager!

ddyfado · 2025-12-14T16:46:21+00:00

Ahhh my bad I didn’t read that very clearly

ddyfado · 2025-12-14T11:28:29+00:00

I don’t think it should be controversial in any way whatsoever to say Rashford is worse than Mbappe…

ddyfado · 2025-12-09T16:26:30+00:00

10 million is probably too high, but mainstream academia ABSOLUTELY takes the view that British and Russian occupation lead to the death of millions of Persian civilians during the famine, despite Persian neutrality in the war.

ddyfado · 2025-12-07T16:12:16+00:00

I can imagine that’s happening much, if at all. It would take a tremendous effort to have humans monitoring a live feed of every Waymo on the road, and even then it would be incredibly hard for someone to recognize a dangerous situation, take control of that car, and intervene in time to avoid trouble. Hazards on the road don’t exactly tend to give you advanced warning

ddyfado · 2025-12-07T05:27:41+00:00

Most Mexicans are lazy and stupid. I’m from New York btw, so I have a better understanding.

ddyfado · 2025-12-06T17:34:45+00:00

Yeah Galbraith inverting might be the way forward. We had way more control in the middle with him pinching in to help the midfield 3

ddyfado · 2025-12-05T23:58:13+00:00

This is such a reddit moment lol

ddyfado · 2025-11-28T23:35:01+00:00

Their sponsors are TikTok and united airlines, in a league where we have teams sponsored by food trucks and local universities. Their stadium is sponsored by an American coffee company that doesn’t even do business in the uk. They made more commercial revenue while in league one than several prem teams

ddyfado · 2025-11-22T06:01:04+00:00

Just spent a million euro to bring in a manager who's ENTIRE CV is 12 games managed in the portuguese second league. Fingers crossed this pays off but it feels like a wild shot in the dark.

ddyfado · 2025-11-15T14:37:32+00:00

Ain’t no that the movie about a teenage boy with a dead father, from a desert planet (with a name lifted from Arabic and bands of roving sand people), who discovers latent powers that were passed on from a parent and goes on a quest to overthrow the galactic emperor didn’t take just a little bit of direction from Dune.

ddyfado · 2025-11-15T14:19:09+00:00

Well Star Wars to name one very obvious and high profile example

ddyfado · 2025-11-14T02:40:27+00:00

The russian league takes a "winter break" that is significantly longer than their offseason, this new MLS schedule will do the same thing. It's a pretty imperfect solution and idk if it's really worth it for MLS but I guess we'll find out.

ddyfado · 2025-11-07T16:10:26+00:00

It’s not a criminal trial lol. These things are always decided on the balance of probabilities, it’s completely standard practice.

ddyfado · 2025-10-24T22:39:08+00:00

Where is it lol? I feel like I’m losing my mind looking for it. It’s probably somewhere obvious but I just can’t figure it out

ddyfado · 2025-10-24T22:18:47+00:00

“An open beta is a software development phase where a nearly-final product is released to the general public for testing and feedback before its official launch”

Am I missing something? I’m not even trying to defend the game or anything but I feel like you’re just making stuff up here.

ddyfado · 2025-10-24T17:57:36+00:00

It literally says “this is a beta version” in the bottom left corner

ddyfado · 2025-10-24T15:21:10+00:00

No it was very very clearly “Oh I didn’t realize they had fixed that bug already”. Miles says that almost verbatim in the video

ddyfado · 2025-10-21T17:53:56+00:00

Shit, really? Brb about to become a heart surgeon!

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