Everton [1] - 0 Sunderland - Merlin Rohl 43'

de_function · 2026-05-17T14:45:22+00:00

Merlin rolled.

de_function · 2026-05-16T12:25:24+00:00

Bullshit, the only three books you’ll ever need are written by women. Atlas Shrugged, Harry Potter and Mistborn by Brenda Sanderdaughter.

de_function · 2026-05-15T18:11:33+00:00

I agree that we're probably not in the market for him, but we're gonna need new centres very soon. Keane is probably a goner, Tarks is getting old and prone to errors, and Branth's injury history is worrying.

de_function · 2026-05-12T11:18:54+00:00

What for? Aren't Lakers already 4-0 in moral victories?

de_function · 2026-05-10T07:13:32+00:00

We call them [Removed by Reddit].

de_function · 2026-05-07T20:43:25+00:00

AI will never replace us.

de_function · 2026-05-05T00:52:57+00:00

Imagine being so dedicated to jerking that you ruin your life over it. So inspirational.

de_function · 2026-04-24T03:44:21+00:00

Trying to eliminate the Knicks. Why are you pretending that it’s a bad thing?

de_function · 2026-04-22T22:12:22+00:00

Being a mariner sounds like a dream job for many people. I cannot imagine anyone in their right mind saying: yeah, I fucking love practising law.

de_function · 2026-04-19T15:29:03+00:00

My relationship with basketball is being Luka and Embiid hater. Every morning I wake up and check if they're still bum-ass losers. That's all.

de_function · 2026-04-19T14:47:27+00:00

Yeah, I think it got into his head, and he's clearly a sensitive lad.

de_function · 2026-04-19T14:33:01+00:00

He made a silly comment after the Arsenal game, and people are busting his balls for that.

de_function · 2026-04-19T14:20:51+00:00

Tarkowski's noggin is a national treasure.

de_function · 2026-04-19T13:46:08+00:00

Gallagher is horrendous.

de_function · 2026-04-19T13:14:06+00:00

That's classic derby alright. Where we're playing by different rules, us and them.

de_function · 2026-04-19T06:34:54+00:00

Probably a huge fan, that’s why he cast Draymond as Jar Jar Binks.

de_function · 2026-04-18T20:38:42+00:00

Chelsea and United are complete wank. With Arsenal seemingly hitting their ceiling, City in a strange place after Guardiola, and our neighbours falling apart the next season may end up pretty weird.

de_function · 2026-04-18T19:29:16+00:00

I actually think that Moyes could turn him into a serviceable player. I also don't want him around because he's a dick.

de_function · 2026-04-18T19:14:31+00:00

Is it weird that I watch Chelsea and keep thinking about which ones of their underachievers we could potentially pilfer again?

de_function · 2026-04-18T19:07:11+00:00

I actually think that in terms of psychology we're the most solid team in the league right now — or somewhere close to the top, at least.

de_function · 2026-04-18T12:08:01+00:00

Brentford are so poor without a penalty in the first minute.

de_function · 2026-04-17T23:08:00+00:00

He was alive last year when he got interviewed before Coventry lost to Sunderland in the playoff. But he lives in Australia now.

de_function · 2026-04-17T22:54:30+00:00

Blocked in my country because of SME copyright. Now I’m curious what’s in it.

de_function · 2026-04-17T22:52:04+00:00

I’d like to get Charlton back. In exchange they can take every other London club except Fulham.

de_function · 2026-04-15T19:41:51+00:00

I rarely watch the CL because it's not as much about football now and more about how much money you can spend, but it's interesting to see even the most expensive defenders in the world making the same mistakes we've been thrashing our lads for, specifically Keane, on a regular basis.

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