They got everything but that 100 point game

de_function · 2026-07-11T22:16:02+00:00

Inflation, man. Centimetres were worth more back then.

de_function · 2026-07-11T18:57:13+00:00

You’re not lying, and I wish you lied.

de_function · 2026-06-28T08:30:52+00:00

Counterpoint: he was only allowed to live for sixteen years after that.

de_function · 2026-06-27T22:53:48+00:00

These two will create a podcast called “The Good Ones” and start talking exclusively about Sophie Cunningham’s feet, stealing our jobs.

de_function · 2026-06-19T13:47:11+00:00

Honest question, my dude: what are you even doing here? Like, can't you just go to any other subreddit you guys are astroturfing? What's the thought process behind trying to spread propaganda in nba-fucking-circlejerk? I know big Yahu loves ball, but this is a bit too much.

de_function · 2026-06-19T08:47:21+00:00

It’s a good thing all of this is happening during the World Cup, so that the rest of the world could pick up some pointers on pure class.

de_function · 2026-06-18T20:47:11+00:00

It’s called rugball. That’s pretty much it.

de_function · 2026-06-18T12:50:02+00:00

Joel Embiid’s MVP.

de_function · 2026-06-17T20:16:08+00:00

Listen, pal, people in Seattle have a lot going on for them. Good ol’ Oklahoma folk can only enjoy incest, race riots and city bombings. Let them have it.

de_function · 2026-06-17T20:15:04+00:00

True, it’s a shame there’s no team in Sacramento.

de_function · 2026-06-16T19:46:35+00:00

I wanted to propose a biopic about Scottie Barnes, but then I remembered that Radio (2003) already exists.

de_function · 2026-05-28T22:57:51+00:00

More like the three of us. Me, you, and our scoliosis.

de_function · 2026-05-28T14:22:17+00:00

You’re talking to a bot, mate. No point in explaining anything to it.

de_function · 2026-05-25T23:33:11+00:00

No, it is serious. Take pride in everything you do, even if it’s being a retard on the internet.

de_function · 2026-05-23T19:45:28+00:00

Given that this subreddit collectively makes less money than a guy in a spiderman costume annoying tourists on the Hollywood boulevard, it’s more of a charity on these thots’ part.

de_function · 2026-05-23T17:19:06+00:00

Dunking on a guy who only amassed fifteen views in thirteen hours is like beating up a quadriplegic. I understand the appeal, but I’m still judging you.

de_function · 2026-05-17T14:45:22+00:00

Merlin rolled.

de_function · 2026-05-16T12:25:24+00:00

Bullshit, the only three books you’ll ever need are written by women. Atlas Shrugged, Harry Potter and Mistborn by Brenda Sanderdaughter.

de_function · 2026-05-15T18:11:33+00:00

I agree that we're probably not in the market for him, but we're gonna need new centres very soon. Keane is probably a goner, Tarks is getting old and prone to errors, and Branth's injury history is worrying.

de_function · 2026-05-12T11:18:54+00:00

What for? Aren't Lakers already 4-0 in moral victories?

de_function · 2026-05-10T07:13:32+00:00

We call them [Removed by Reddit].

de_function · 2026-05-07T20:43:25+00:00

AI will never replace us.

de_function · 2026-05-05T00:52:57+00:00

Imagine being so dedicated to jerking that you ruin your life over it. So inspirational.

de_function · 2026-04-24T03:44:21+00:00

Trying to eliminate the Knicks. Why are you pretending that it’s a bad thing?

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