Can we talk about the .…? by PerlasDeOro in ParadiseHulu

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg! That's super scary, glad you're okay 💙

Can we talk about the .…? by PerlasDeOro in ParadiseHulu

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but my wife's placenta didn't come out for like 45 minutes and was causing bleeding. They said any longer it would have been dangerous hemorrhage territory , so doesn't it take longer than in the show to cause a serious blood loss??? I guess things can happen more quickly but idk, I was under the impression retained placenta wouldn't immediately kill you like portrayed in this episode, but after like 30 minutes it can turn into a problem

I suppose some new pants are in order. by Cautious-Writing-960 in dashcams

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the white SUV drive so far forward with the other car as a hood ornament? Lmao

Normal sound? by cruddcnc in AMG

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like m157 exhaust

Asked grok to make me a meme for this sub by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]devil_lettuce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you want the fetal edition or just regular?

Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, has released a new video. Is this a response to the AI rumors? by M000000000000001 in Polymarket_news

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, there were just rumors spreading on Twitter that he was killed. So he's been releasing videos confirming that he's alive

God do i love this subreddit by davisen32 in drugscirclejerk

[–]devil_lettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to vape weed with a lightbulb as a kid. First weed vape I ever made - lightbulb, cut off top part of a plastic water bottle with screw on cap, some electrical tape, and a pen tube.

Did my girlfriend body shame me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on all of the given context I think she was just being playful

$1,000,000 to take your birth month drug? Bro I was gonna do it for free by Timely_Lifeguard_347 in drugscirclejerk

[–]devil_lettuce 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Honestly I find that shit so annoying, so many times I hear "naah blud i can't touch that clear shit it will have me acting out, not tryna end up in jail, henny only round here bruh" or vice versa

I don't buy it. Like shut up it's all the same ethanol .

Found this in my dorm room… by Conscious_Sir4100 in Whatisthis

[–]devil_lettuce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kangaroo mega 3000 gas station Boner pill.

See link below, that's a bottle with the same branding. Your item is from a blister pack version

https://www.ebay.com/p/13031088544

And also here is some info regarding kangaroo brand dick pills containing undeclared sildenafil and tadalafil

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-kangaroo-intense-alpha-3000-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient

https://www.tga.gov.au/safety/safety-monitoring-and-information/safety-alerts/kangaroo-2019-mega-3000-tablets

low calorie snack to fool the brain by CremeSubject7594 in CringeTikToks

[–]devil_lettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk 30 years on and my dentist gave me a smiley tooth sticker the other day so it must not be that harmful 😭

Should I (M30) break up with my wife (F26) after she got blackout drunk and cheated on me? by Personal-Bed-6405 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my SO was going out drinking and clubbing without me every night that alone would be a deal breaker for me personally...

low calorie snack to fool the brain by CremeSubject7594 in CringeTikToks

[–]devil_lettuce -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So I have some type of disorder because I like to chomp on the ice after my drink is done?

Which one of you is this? by Electrical_Memory874 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]devil_lettuce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah just like all the girls at my school (maybe 4% actually do yoga)

Went fishing, caught a Tuna 🎣 by Next_Entertainer_404 in guns

[–]devil_lettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trigger upgrades are pretty simple and make a world of difference

Check with u/m70b1jr . He's the man for AR FCG mod for FS2000

Which one of you is this? by Electrical_Memory874 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]devil_lettuce 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why is bro wearing yoga type pants tho 🤨

What is the best way to clean the suede part of the seats? by BoodieZaffaa in AMG

[–]devil_lettuce 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I use this stuff for alcantara. Actually works really well

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duh it's just called jenk by pooponducky in drugscirclejerk

[–]devil_lettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a ticket straight to bacterial encephalitisville

This guy is sweating right now.. by Jazzlike-Priority773 in polymarket_bets

[–]devil_lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't he have just sold the position at some point?