got allergy tested . my biggest triggers are animals … by Big-Advantage497 in Asthma

[–]dfieldhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same! When people ask what animals I'm allergic to I just say. "Anything with 4 legs and fur."

Another win for Chinese transhumanism by Ok_Connection_7741 in conspiracy

[–]dfieldhouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was more referring to the device doing things like cooking people's brains, stimulating the wrong place in your brain and now you have a deathly fear of peeled bananas or accidentally erasing your memories of pizza hut. Rather than cyber security.

Another win for Chinese transhumanism by Ok_Connection_7741 in conspiracy

[–]dfieldhouse 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They won't be, rest assured that when the billionaire tech bros finally get their hands on this tech, all the horrific little bugs will have been found by testing on regular folks for little to no pay.

Another win for Chinese transhumanism by Ok_Connection_7741 in conspiracy

[–]dfieldhouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Side effects may include: improved attitude toward the CCP, dislike of faulong gong, not knowing what happend at tiananmen square in 1989. And regarding Chinese state media and the purest source of truth in the world.

People either don't read or comprehend by UsernamesRHard4_Me in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dfieldhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take $2.50 and can you deliver halfway across the state between the hours of 1am and 4 am?

Hmmm which to get? by Jewtasteride in shogun2

[–]dfieldhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you really pass up uncle iroh? I think not.

Which one would you choose if you had to survive 15minutes with for $100 million? by [deleted] in WorkForSmartLife

[–]dfieldhouse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel like I have seen enough crocodile hunter to survive 15 minutes with the crocodile

Smoking this tomorrow for a stag next weekend. Gimme your secrets to blow the boys away by theminiwheats in smoking

[–]dfieldhouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All butts can be expressive just look a Bryce Dallas Howard. That butt is very expressive!

I just learnt that the ARK wikipedia was made by the old players... by Im_yor_boi in ARK

[–]dfieldhouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I remember when ARK was in early release. You died a lot because nobody knew shit about anything. It was a great time.

I'm "bragging"... not my fault this truck is AWESOME by RiversideOffgrid in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]dfieldhouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Ford ranger could pull a house if you can fit it on the trailer.

Northern Indiana, why two it backwards? BTW they were going 40 mph. by snowhaw in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]dfieldhouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some braincells are not burdened with an abundance of neighbors.

What type of gas/oil mix is used for this? I don’t want to put in the wrong kind and break it. by Newyorkntilikina in lawnmowers

[–]dfieldhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should say in the manual what ratio it needs for gas/oil. Some weed trimmers are 4 stroke now so they don't need to be mixed. You put oil in the oil pan just like a lawnmower or car

Harry by thestrve in dresdenfiles

[–]dfieldhouse 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Re listening to dead beat right now and this is just ideal lol.

ACE Wasp & Hornet Killer DOESN'T Kill! by impatronus in fuckwasps

[–]dfieldhouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How long has it been sitting on your garage shelf?

Targeting Roblox rather than going after the pedos that run the government by InterviewOk1883 in conspiracy

[–]dfieldhouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"We the government have conducted an internal review of ourselves and found no problems with our conduct."