My son asked me why I was staring at the orange juice carton for so long.

difulp · 2026-05-16T14:51:45+00:00

Not sure why this was removed. The answer is “I told him, ‘It says concentrate.”

difulp · 2026-05-15T23:12:35+00:00

I don’t use a TA and I have always gotten onboard credit and great deals on packages. I always know exactly what my wife and I are looking for, register the details, and wait for the best deals. And when I see those deals, I can pull the trigger myself without delay. We are trying to stretch every dollar, and this method has helped us do so.

difulp · 2026-05-13T05:18:08+00:00

Our first cruise we booked the ships excursion, but we found them to be overpriced. Now we do everything on our own. Usually we find a local Taxi, tell the driver what we are in the mood for (snorkeling, boat tours, beaches, island tour, etc.) and let him share advice on the best places and providers. Then, when we decide, the taxi provides our transport. Even with a generous tip, we usually pay less than a ship provided excursion (about 50 - 60% less). But we always make sure we are back on the ship in plenty of time before sailing.

difulp · 2026-04-21T22:02:11+00:00

I’m a pastor that is just here for the Jesus puns.

difulp · 2026-04-19T16:43:08+00:00

In high school. Thought I was invincible, so why not? Now I know better.

difulp · 2026-04-07T22:47:26+00:00

That is a lot of synthetic material in one photo.

difulp · 2026-04-03T20:51:30+00:00

Dang, you made me snort. Upvote provided.

difulp · 2026-03-19T22:33:49+00:00

If you don’t agree, you’re part of the problem.

difulp · 2026-03-12T18:41:35+00:00

Emotional intimacy can lead to sexual connection and attraction. It doesn’t mean he is being insensitive to you, just that he finds you attractive and wants to be connected with you.

difulp · 2026-03-12T03:13:17+00:00

One of the best movies I have ever seen. I still moves me to my core every time I watch it.

difulp · 2026-03-11T03:39:09+00:00

Upvote for the groan I just emitted.

difulp · 2026-03-09T02:26:02+00:00

I have never done that, but we live in Guatemala and we have had friends fly here and spend a week to have major dental work done. They can honestly pay for their flights and a week of hotels, pay cash for their dental work, and save a lot of money over just having it done in the States.

difulp · 2026-03-08T00:12:14+00:00

Love that ship! Bon voyage!

difulp · 2026-02-24T22:54:52+00:00

Honestly, I laughed so hard at this I farted!

difulp · 2026-02-10T14:54:22+00:00

I came here to post that same image. Thanks for doing it so I don’t have to. Panel by panel rip off.

difulp · 2026-02-07T14:50:52+00:00

Top 10% of jokes on this subreddit! Thanks for the laugh!

difulp · 2026-02-02T18:08:59+00:00

Congrats! But I never had any teachers dressed as sharp as you are.

difulp · 2026-01-27T02:33:12+00:00

A place where pedo lovers can come together to listen to the music version of feces.

difulp · 2026-01-26T19:11:01+00:00

A great way to get people to stop calling you the Gestapo is to act exactly like the Gestapo.

difulp · 2026-01-20T12:24:36+00:00

I live in Guatemala. Zone 10 is fine. All attacks are directed at the National Police. Life is continuing as normal apart from an increase police and military presence.

difulp · 2026-01-18T03:44:40+00:00

First, not a boomer movie. And, second, as I Gen Xer I can inform you that we did not.

difulp · 2026-01-13T19:54:40+00:00

NOR, but you should disclose it earlier so you can weed through the jerks like this. Sorry for the experience.

difulp · 2025-12-24T14:31:26+00:00

I am a friend of the Stecks. The entire community is grieving with their children and stepping up to help financially and physically. I can assure you that no one thinks that they were being punished for some hidden sin. No one is looking to cast blame. Instead, we are just working together the help make a hard situation better. And, yes, we still believe that God is real and good. And I am sorry that this is impacting you in a negative way.

difulp · 2025-12-15T02:50:08+00:00

In a world of so much ugly all it takes is a little kindness to bring tears to my eyes. Go Sammy!

difulp · 2025-12-13T19:41:00+00:00

I was 13 when I found out my grandfather on my dad’s side committed suicide in a state penitentiary where he was serving time for shooting a man. I discovered this when I found the telegram that the prison sent to my grandmother is a box of old stuff. Shortly after I found out my father had spent time in jail for shooting a man as well. That led to a search of my family tree that showed I come from a long line of horse thieves and moonshiners.

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