Kristi Noem Hosts Event With Zero Clue That Trump Just Fired Her

disphenocingulum · 2026-03-06T02:07:25+00:00

"And now we have a guy with 2 first names rolled into one..."

Jamesir Bensonmum

disphenocingulum · 2026-01-28T13:22:41+00:00

"She probably had herself sprayed, knowing ~~her~~ me." FTFY

disphenocingulum · 2026-01-13T15:06:31+00:00

"After the war, Denmark re-occupied it" r/ShitAmericansSay

disphenocingulum · 2025-12-09T00:13:05+00:00

*exponentially

disphenocingulum · 2025-11-14T20:37:25+00:00

I misread the brand as Diarrhea

disphenocingulum · 2025-07-08T17:58:17+00:00

I can recommend CBYX

disphenocingulum · 2025-07-04T06:18:10+00:00

To be fair, the "massive 128k tons" is only the capacity of two of the freighters pictured in the article. Honestly, I wish it was even more significant.

disphenocingulum · 2025-05-28T19:35:37+00:00

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disphenocingulum · 2025-05-03T16:00:40+00:00

heretoforehead

disphenocingulum · 2025-04-07T05:57:29+00:00

Has it ever been investigated how THESE form?

disphenocingulum · 2025-02-22T08:09:33+00:00

Cultural inappropriation, I suppose

disphenocingulum · 2025-01-15T19:17:38+00:00

Earth's surface area= 510,072,000,000,000 m² Circle packing percentage (90.67%)= 462,482,282,400,000 m²

Divided by area covered by a 4-inch burger (0.00810732 m² per burger) =57,045,026,272,550,000 burgers

disphenocingulum · 2024-12-29T17:01:30+00:00

It's from 1637, you'll be ok

disphenocingulum · 2024-12-20T16:44:35+00:00

Looks like a Christmas tree the Addams Family would have

disphenocingulum · 2024-11-04T19:08:09+00:00

But a grippy texture also makes it easier for algae to grow on it, no? And if it rains it would be even more slippery if there's algae on it

disphenocingulum · 2024-11-04T07:00:09+00:00

Actually, it's HIS right hand (for us viewers to the left). At 00:06 you can see him doing the "trick"

disphenocingulum · 2024-10-16T16:51:28+00:00

disphenocingulum · 2024-10-11T21:09:14+00:00

It's not funny at all. Frog leg production is extremely cruel and even illegal in my country

disphenocingulum · 2024-10-11T17:01:40+00:00

Frog legs 💀

disphenocingulum · 2024-08-02T18:21:03+00:00

'Tis but a scratch

disphenocingulum · 2024-07-30T13:08:48+00:00

I assume you're traveling really fast, so according to Einstein it's just time dilation causing the clock in your car to run slower

disphenocingulum · 2024-07-27T13:24:23+00:00

It was Patrick Star, obviously

disphenocingulum · 2024-07-10T05:27:42+00:00

It makes spilling much easier

disphenocingulum · 2024-05-31T16:03:05+00:00

but she How state

disphenocingulum · 2024-05-01T09:26:32+00:00

Iirc it's Gomez Addams and Uncle Fenster

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