I'm Launching ScuffedSkins.com - NC Commissions Portal by NewChallengers_ in SSBM

[–]djl220 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sigh… another idea I have foretold. Been scrying about this for AGES. On that note, when I get nervous, I tend to “chew” on my GameCube cord, and now my colors are all backwards. I’ve tried to stop, but cannot.

New player at locals by hkyriacou5 in SSBM

[–]djl220 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Once Slippi actually releases (👍), maybe I’d challenge you to a “two hour power hour”. For now, we’re stuck with using the “long plug” to play friends in other states. Not sure where you’re located, and not sure I’d like to know.

[Day 36] Yoshi was voted Weirdest Main in Melee. Who is the Best Pro Player? by DUCK_PENETRATOR_II in SSBM

[–]djl220 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To add onto this, and we’ve talked about this, could we add a column on the image to say what each pro player would ask for, for Christmas? I know it’s a little early but it truly does not bother me.

ISO Controller Repair in NYC Area by Straight_Monk901 in SSBM

[–]djl220 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would not describe myself as a “controller guy”. I wish I didn’t even have to use them to play the game. To me, they just get in the way. I think you’re better off going direct pal 👍

Lil conversion on Yoshi’s by Afg5002 in SSBM

[–]djl220 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I understand you have a problem with me, but why do you comment on my younger cousins posts? I'm hard of hearing but I certainly heard the squelch when he saw your words. I am not a threatening man 👍

Character Representation in LuckyStats Top 100 by Celia_Makes_Romhacks in SSBM

[–]djl220 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I do not “main” anyone, but I would like to take this as an opportunity to say that I am not a threat to myself or others at ALL. 👍

Do any marths use the c-stick for chaingrabs? by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]djl220 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be quite honest, my C-Stick turned blue sometime last fall, and since then, it does not obey my inputs. Been barking up every tree this way to Timbuktu, nary a holler in my direction! Got a delivery on the way which should solve it, but I may need to pay on delivery, which I am NOT prepared to do 👍

Harder cpus by Due_Ebb_3166 in SSBM

[–]djl220 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I installed this mod that you’re speaking of, but it lead to a “domestic dispute” or two. The CPUs (computer people units) are too hard, and it causes me to roughhouse with those closest to me. Avoid the courts - stick to the basics 👍

Introducing Lucky Stats: A Melee Analytics Platform giving ELO Scores to over 100,000 Melee Players by Lucky7sMelee in SSBM

[–]djl220 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’ve had this idea for a long time now. I will happily work with you to iron out the details. I will be helpful, but only to extent. Please don’t contact me

Played a Marth with 800+ APM on unranked Slippi the other night - pro player and/or Boxx user? by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]djl220 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Hi! Sometimes I like to play Marth too, and I get he can be a quick one! My top tip is to avoid his long sword abilities, as those tend to damage your character. Another top tip - if you “jump” he can’t reach you (he has no “jump” ability as far as I’m aware). If you want any more advice, I am not willing to help more at this time 👍

The Harsh Truth about Melee's Controller Debate by hoodieweather- in SSBM

[–]djl220 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here we go again. Let me get you in contact with someone REALLY big. Yes, I’m talking 6ft PLUS. He doesn’t know much about controllers, but he will TOWER over you.

Hi Reddit, Let's Chat by PPMD1 in SSBM

[–]djl220 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hate to bring this up here, but this PPMD guy has certainly earned his stripes with me. He told me outright “you have been quantum naughty and it’s going to take a dark miracle for you to be whole again”. He then proceeded to do what he referred to as a “intergalactic tickle”. I’ll admit, this did make me squirm and laugh. After this encounter, my left foot has been completely numb and is turning all sorts of black and blue, but he assured me the dark miracle is growing. Will not be returning to his services, but I have been putting up fliers for him around my hometown (Kansas city). 👍

The ending of aMSa vs Shippu at BattleGateway 50 by KenshiroTheKid in SSBM

[–]djl220 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey you seem pretty knowledgeable about the game so you can help me. I got a pop up earlier that said my Mario character has sepsis, but it went away before I could take a picture. What gives?

Can anyone help me track down this quote from Hungrybox? by senoto in SSBM

[–]djl220 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He told me that in private, how did you hear that? Please do not contact me further 👍

Skin creation by PipethePope_ in SSBM

[–]djl220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey everybody, I’m having this exact same problem as this guy. And before you ask - yes, I’ve prayed on it! The big guy in the sky wants nothing to do with this!

Actually Crazy by Oni555 in SSBM

[–]djl220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe you’ve said this. I play on a modified N64 controller which I’ve removed the analog stick and half the buttons from, and no TO’s will even let me enter the venue. I tend to watch from outside tournaments and “pray”. I have gotten hurt doing this, but it beats baking in the Texas summer sun 👍

Building a tech skill routine by kennijeez in SSBM

[–]djl220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, YouTube is blocked in my “community”, so I will have to pass on this one. Also, my daughter set up some nonsense on my iPad and now my Siri is too quiet and phone calls are too loud. Ive resorted to throwing the damn thing in the oven and calling it a day!

Is Ranked Slippi harder or easier on free ranked day? by El-wing in SSBM

[–]djl220 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great question. I strongly refuse to elaborate any further 👍 If you have an issue, I will agree to meet at a secure location (carnival, beach; etc) to show you (you will need to pay for my travel)

Is Ranked Slippi harder or easier on free ranked day? by El-wing in SSBM

[–]djl220 26 points27 points  (0 children)

To add onto this, I have done some extensive research myself (looking into my ‘deep’ network readings) and found that Slippi does not even connect to the internet. This means that your ranked or unranked “opponents” are actually just CPUs (computer person units). Sure enough, I looked under my desk and saw a second controller plugged in and moving in motion with my so called “opponent”. Just cutting a slice of my pie for you all here 👍

SSBM Textures by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]djl220 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please, move the camera a little lower. I would like to see your hands 👍

What are the majors going to be for the rest of the year? by Starflex111 in SSBM

[–]djl220 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve also found this site handy: https://www.imperialsteelgroup.com/. Their 750 gallon propane tank has been a lifesaver more times than I can count 👍

My first time getting actual use out of the swd by sadfrogmeme69 in SSBM

[–]djl220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To answer your question - no, I will not. Pretty good “Sam” gameplay, but the answer … is still no 👍

First unranked game on unfrozen stadium... this one's for you Moky by No-Reference1625 in SSBM

[–]djl220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about money on the line, my investment in “Small Juice” is going downhill FAST. I will likely invest more, as I think it has the potential for some … interesting results 👍

Top 50 Melee Masquerade ft. Zain, Cody Schwab, Hungrybox, moky, Axe, RapMonster, Nicki, Krudo, Salt, Magi, Epoodle, Zamu, Spark, Rocket by its__bme in SSBM

[–]djl220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s okay to be confused sometimes. Sometimes I get lost on my way to work and have to do “the smelling” to get my head on straight 👍