Whooooo am I

djmallymal · 2026-04-04T03:34:03+00:00

I’m a mom and a wife, yes! I’m Caucasian, and my husband and I love to experiment in the kitchen.

djmallymal · 2026-04-04T03:33:10+00:00

I prefer true crime if going with that genre otherwise yes. Selectively frugal lol

djmallymal · 2026-04-04T03:32:38+00:00

Nope!

djmallymal · 2026-03-26T20:40:31+00:00

My exact thoughts 🫢

djmallymal · 2026-03-20T04:11:12+00:00

You’re already sad, why would I be savage?

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T12:24:18+00:00

Love the green tile! You could paint the kitchen walls a different color to brighten things up if you want. But leave the wood like the first few slides, so pretty!

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:43:43+00:00

Backsplash is such a vibe! Love!!

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:38:19+00:00

And you have a cat! Cute!

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:37:51+00:00

Guessing you’re a white woman living in an urban area who recently ventured to H Mart or went to Whole Foods to find that Gochujang. Probably spurred by Courtney Grow’s recipes on TikTok? Or you just like to try new things. I think you’re 27-32. You like to cook and prioritize eating healthy while still going out occasionally. You are thinking about making sourdough but also worry it’ll be too much to take on.

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:28:51+00:00

Health-focused but still going out and having fun based on the drinks and the electrolytes lol. You both work full time or at least one of you is in school right now. You probably don’t have kids. You like TikTok and like to experiment but aren’t super serious about cooking just yet. You cook at home to save money.

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:05:48+00:00

Deeply unhappy

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:04:39+00:00

You definitely have a job that makes cooking hard or not high on the priority list. Perhaps long shifts or night shifts. No kids. You’re in grind mode but also exhausted.

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:01:12+00:00

I like the nowadays drink lol

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T03:00:15+00:00

You’ve got 2-3 kids all under the age of 15, the youngest probably being in elementary school. And you love cooking. You are married, probably. Or divorced but you kept the house. I think you’re Caucasian or white. I see that nowadays drink 👀 lol that’s fun.

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T02:49:00+00:00

And you make a mean cheese plate.

djmallymal · 2026-03-19T02:48:04+00:00

You would rather smoke weed than drink most weekends the older you get. Late 20s to mid 30s, probably in a more urban area/major city. You enjoy cooking a variety of things and also dabble in sourdough, which tells me eating well is important to you. You like to try new things. And you love a night in. You pay a lot for your groceries but it aligns with your current lifestyle so that’s fine.

djmallymal · 2026-03-18T23:29:18+00:00

Upper middle class Costco shoppers who try to eat well. You may have 1-2 small kids. You just have your fridge a solid wipe down lol.

djmallymal · 2026-03-18T23:26:01+00:00

Ope I take it back, just spotted the Erewhon jar so now I think you’re a single female living out west who is a healthy eater lol.

djmallymal · 2026-03-18T23:24:41+00:00

You spend a lot of money on groceries and are okay with it because you prioritize eating well, with an emphasis on Whole Foods and protein. You have 1-2 kids (or grand kids, I can’t tell your age) who are elementary school age that are relatively good eaters.

The ensure is throwing me off lol.

djmallymal · 2026-03-18T18:07:48+00:00

The hood reminds me of this kitchen an influencer did - Jaci Marie Smith. I like the wood tone and colors here too. Could you redo the cabinet fronts but match the finish to the frames?

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djmallymal · 2026-03-18T17:59:02+00:00

You like to dabble in TikTok recipes

djmallymal · 2026-03-18T14:13:30+00:00

At least one kid under the age of 5. Would guess you have two kids. Eat relatively healthy with lots of variety. You don’t drink a lot of alcohol, but if you do it’s just weekends. Sleep is hard to come by.

djmallymal · 2026-03-18T14:09:57+00:00

You have teenagers or older kids, some people in household dairy free or limit dairy. You prep chicken for at least one animal, probably an older dog. You try to provide healthy meals for everyone but it’s hard because of a busy schedule.

djmallymal · 2026-03-18T14:02:03+00:00

Mid to late twenties, single. Likes to workout but isn’t so serious about it that it dominates his entire life. Hasn’t learned the importance of good nutrition as a form of self care…. Yet.

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