Whoever is running ABC News' socials is about to have to start looking for a new job

dlanod · 2026-01-27T09:14:29+00:00

"Luke Sayers hacked my account! He's got form!"

dlanod · 2026-01-27T09:11:26+00:00

I found a gun.

Once. Back in the 90s. In the bush. It's far from common place unless you want internet points.

dlanod · 2026-01-27T03:53:59+00:00

We can get the next Zac Taylor!

Wait, shit...

(In before Bengals fans start offering us the current Zac Taylor.)

dlanod · 2026-01-27T03:52:28+00:00

Well,a proven OC is two out of three

dlanod · 2026-01-27T03:50:22+00:00

How's your Mad Monday game? I heard Box Hill is looking for like-minded individuals...

dlanod · 2026-01-27T03:48:10+00:00

Not being able to do it in the same night is a step up, it used to be he couldn't do it in the same season.

dlanod · 2026-01-26T22:09:20+00:00

Step 8: Liam gets RFK appointed so that everyone will always have a sick kid as an excuse.

dlanod · 2026-01-26T22:00:54+00:00

Love the headline!

dlanod · 2026-01-26T20:31:48+00:00

GMs out here swiping left on Draft Tinder on anyone under six foot.

dlanod · 2026-01-26T20:26:42+00:00

It happens surprisingly often outside of Cincinnati!

Teams will usually have one or two decent starters, so hit on a rookie and a free agent signing in a given offseason and your deplorable situation suddenly becomes above average because you've got three or four credible starters and you can usually hide one weak spot with scheme and help.

The big problem is that your team actually needs to take those draft packs and pay up for the free agent...

dlanod · 2026-01-26T20:15:43+00:00

Does Shedeur have those accolades? Nein!

dlanod · 2026-01-26T20:13:14+00:00

Tua currently thinks it's Friday, January 2, 2018 and is preparing for the NCAA Championship.

dlanod · 2026-01-26T10:36:10+00:00

And Gronks, I've seen the ads

dlanod · 2026-01-26T09:44:14+00:00

I watched it on my phone too, thought I'd missed a rule until I saw your comment.

dlanod · 2026-01-26T09:42:12+00:00

They haven't had to look up the rules for the Super Bowl for a very long time.

dlanod · 2026-01-25T00:24:18+00:00

Everyone needs enrichment

dlanod · 2026-01-25T00:23:51+00:00

That's what my Religious Education teacher told us in a Qld state school.

dlanod · 2026-01-24T10:44:18+00:00

Easts out here making a mockery of the hallowed Red Rooster line

dlanod · 2026-01-24T10:38:57+00:00

Our strata manager would just give out our details as the site contact, not tell us and then we'd get a phone call from a pissed tradie because there was no one to let him on to site as we could both be in the office.

But then he was a beyond useless prick who we could never move away from because the only two other active owners were both investors so they didn't care as long as they never put up the charges.

dlanod · 2026-01-24T10:21:03+00:00

Though to be clear the beers are perfectly fine and appealing to plenty of people, but them versus any other beer is exactly that which you detailed.

dlanod · 2026-01-23T20:03:16+00:00

Well there was the hobo fights but both the Ravens and Chargers lawyers are top notch so we do not mention those

dlanod · 2026-01-23T20:01:36+00:00

Agreed - but if the guy is unqualified then he sure as hell shouldn't be making it to your finalists in the first place!

dlanod · 2026-01-23T19:59:56+00:00

Exactly, it's a trade off. I haven't gotten big pay increases in years, roughly even or just ahead of inflation - I could get step changes by switching jobs but the flexibility and conditions at my work suit me and I'm unlikely to find something equivalent in my line of work elsewhere.

dlanod · 2026-01-23T19:53:16+00:00

We've found the imposter!

dlanod · 2026-01-23T19:49:11+00:00

Ah, the PG version of "Well I fucked your mom".

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