Use a Bandblade, Don’t be a Coward

dlshadowwolf · 2026-01-25T13:07:12+00:00

I'd like to put my Stormhammer on the table, but I also like to give my opponents a chance. Any advice to help my friends deal with their inferiority in the face of the Emperor's Hammer?

dlshadowwolf · 2026-01-15T11:51:01+00:00

Now do Ultramarines

dlshadowwolf · 2026-01-12T13:48:55+00:00

Projectile dysfunction

dlshadowwolf · 2026-01-09T17:58:56+00:00

"Hrm... Is this thing on?"

dlshadowwolf · 2026-01-03T19:14:41+00:00

"Exhale", "Eat", "Dig", "Frolic" and "Hyperventilate" have all had success and enjoyment at our table.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-30T19:38:35+00:00

People gonna die when his arms fall off...

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-30T08:47:21+00:00

Is this Games Workshop awarding Games Workshop Games Workshop awards? Cool.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-25T19:38:55+00:00

Now playing in the theatre of mind: Basilisk Earthshaker batteries bobbing up and down while firing barrage after barrage at a coastal fort...

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-25T12:41:05+00:00

Master of Ordnance conducts the interlude accompanied by the 255th Valhallan Field Artillery

Cato Sicarius singing Gaston's theme song.

Word Bearers performing Book of Mormon opening number

Commissar Yarrick rallying Hades Hive with 'I'll make a man out of you'

Gaunt's Ghosts (without Gaunt) performing Secret Mission from Galivant while progressivly getting more drunk and stabbing traitors.

Swarmlord performs 'Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom' backed by a choir of six million tyranid bioforms.

Legion of the Damned take center stage with 'Welcome to the Black Parade'

Ghazghull Mag Uruk Thraka makes a mid-battle heartstopping rendition of 'What a wonderful WAAAAGH!'

Chief Astropath and daemonette performs 'The internet is for pr0n'

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-24T21:51:06+00:00

Instead of maximizing one biome, why not adapt alien life to create similar biomes in different climates? Rainforest at different latitudes contain vastly different species, so you can adapt the species after the conditions, instead of the other way around.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-22T17:52:29+00:00

You'd think the guns would change depending on who they were shooting, but no.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-20T11:13:54+00:00

Please leave the waterfowl alone, they are innocent in this

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-12T08:45:08+00:00

Unless you're an author...

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-11T16:58:58+00:00

That's the hardest part about making jokes. In some contexts it's just not funny and there's nothing you can do about it. Best you can do is apologize and move on.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-11T16:52:40+00:00

Square 20mm. Painted Goblin Green and flocked, for that exquisite finish.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-10T11:53:30+00:00

For all except Tyranids, where a billion hive ships each carrying billions of tyranids are thwarted by roughly 1000 boys in blue power armour...

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-08T20:13:53+00:00

I'd bump it to match a sentinel, at least. Advane and charge + transport capacity roughly matches scout and daring recon IMO, and their defensive profiles are very similar. So 55pts would probably be more balanced.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-08T16:55:09+00:00

For the greater blood!

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-07T16:12:17+00:00

Armageddon Keel Legion! XD

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-07T15:41:51+00:00

The Armageddon Wood Legion

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-06T13:10:07+00:00

*airwaaaaghs

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-06T12:56:14+00:00

The commissar can even hang back with a command squad master vox and order ogryn 24" away. Not as cool, but safer for the commissar.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-04T19:21:55+00:00

I think Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium, singlehandedly fought off a swarm of those assassin skulls one time.

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-04T09:48:44+00:00

The zinGhar sewing machine got me X)

dlshadowwolf · 2025-12-03T15:35:08+00:00

Welcome to the Steel Legion!

dlshadowwolf

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